“Yo so fat when you sat on an iPad and turned it into a Flat Screen TV!” I spat at Harry who had an offended expression on his face.

We decided to cut the yo mama jokes but just say them directly to each person. So far, both of our bands are tied and I and Louis are the ring leaders. Louis was good; whenever he sassed us back he did the z snap.

Harry put his hand on his heart acting hurt, as we all laughed at him. While all Niall did was laugh not help his band mates in fighting back. The DJ was our referee, and I’m considering Niall as our water boy. All he does is eat his snack and watch us spat at each other.

“Yo so ugly when you look in the mirror Bloody Mary goes away!” Valerie told Zayn who slightly took it seriously. His mouth in an ‘o’ shape and looked REALLY offended. He stood up from his chair and placed his hand in front of Louis’ chest with his index finger pointing signaling Louis to stop.

“Yo so ugly your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory!” Zayn sassed surprisingly. Wow, I have never seen him this sassy! He gave Valerie a duck face making her send him daggers.

Niall kept laughing hysterically so I decided to give him one of my genius yo mamma jokes! I and my friends used to tell this to each other during lunch time. The boys never knew that those jokes existed until we taught them.

“Yo so ugly you had to trick or treat over the phone!” I told Niall who stopped laughing and stared at me with a blank face. A few seconds of awkward silence, he started laughing again. I rolled my eyes at him and sat back to my seat.

“And that’s 9 to 8! Which means Chance is the winner!” the DJ announced as me and my band cheer for victory.

“Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!” Louis couldn’t take that he was defeated and started (fake) crying on Liam’s shoulder. Why can’t he cry on Harry’s shoulder? I ship Larry as a BROMANCE.

“It’s okay if we lost lads, because even if we didn’t win…” there was a clapping noise which came from Niall’s hands who was still laughing on the floor, now clapping. “Hey don’t applaud yet, I’m not done” Zayn said to him.

“Oh sorry, I was just laughing” Niall replied.

“Where was i? Oh yeah, even if…” I yawned interrupting Zayn’s speech and rested my head on Monica’s shoulders.

“Oh come on, my speech isn’t that bad” Zayn pouted looking a little hurt.

“Sorry Zaynie, I’m just tired” I said walking over to him and give him a sisterly hug. So far, I and the boys are like siblings. Louis’ my prank buddy, Harry cooks me food, Liam’s my psychiatrist and Zayn, well me and Zayn like to perform duets. While Niall… well I’ll talk to him later about us…

“I think we should go back to the hotel and rest for a while, you girls still have a concert tonight” Liam suggested. I remember I didn’t have time to eat breakfast.

“Let’s order pizza too!” I chirped and skipped happily exiting the studio.

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We arrived at our hotel room and the boys decided to hang-out in ours until our concert. They’ll also watch later and I bet they’d do something to embarrass us. I collapsed on my bet as Heather ordered food. Niall lied beside me pulled me in his arms.

“Oh my god, get a room!” Louis yelled covering his eyes.

“Shut up!” I threw a pillow at him which he quickly dodged. Nice ninja move Lou.

“Don’t underestimate the Matrix!” he exclaimed.

“Let me just ask you, are you two dating?” Liam quizzed sitting on the Valerie and Heather’s bed as Harry sat beside him followed by Zayn. Louis sat on the floor with the pillow in his hands.

“Not yet” Niall answered him kissing my cheek.

“Then don’t be all cheesy! I don’t want my little Essie to grow up yet!” Louis whined grabbing me into a hug.

“I’m not your little sister!” i pushed him away and went back beside Niall and cuddled beside him. Louis acted that he was hurt and started to (fake) sob on Valerie’s shoulder which she just ignored and joined me on bed.

“I feel unloved!” Louis exclaimed and (fake) cried on the floor.

“It’s okay Louis, here call Eleanor” Monica handed him her phone. Liam and the other boys widened their eyes at her. Here’s the deal, the boys aren’t allowed to call their girlfriends because the “management” wants them to focus on their tour, which I think is AMAZINGLY stupid.

Us, being the rule breakers sneak our phone out and call their girlfriends and informed them about the stupid rule the management gave the lads. I and the girls have Danielle’s number because we were really close during the X Factor. Danielle was the one assigned to us whenever we had a dance routine on our performance.

And Heather and Valerie had to borrow Louis and Zayn’s phone in order for them to take their girlfriend’s number.

We actually knew about this about last week when I asked Liam why he didn’t call his girlfriend for 3 months. I and the girls were against it. Even Heather and Valerie couldn’t stand not calling their boyfriends for a day.

This is the first time one of us called the boys’ gf’s and they had no idea we took their girlfriend’s numbers.

“Hello? Who’s this?” Eleanor’s voice called from Monica’s phone.

“Eleanor!” Louis voice almost cracked. He really missed her.

“Louis? I thought you weren’t allowed to call, until the end of the tour?” Eleanor asked in confusion.

“Wait how’d you know that?” Louis wondered but once he looked at me he already knew the answer. “Rule breaker” he muttered.

“We break rules!” Monica shouted through the phone which was a bad idea because Eleanor became suspicious.

“Who was that Louis? Are you with a girl?!” Eleanor shot. Crap.

“Don’t worry Eleanor it’s just Monica!” Harry said to calm Eleanor down. Hopefully she’ll calm down knowing Louis isn’t alone with a girl.

“Girls, we’re not allowed--” Liam got cut off by Heather. “Who listens to the management anyway? We break rules all the time!” Liam gave her a thankful smile. “Now go call Danielle” she handed him her phone.

“I love you girls!” Liam piped hugging Heather and trail off to call his girlfriend.

“You too Zayn, I want a Zerrie moment” I ordered Zayn and gave him my phone.

“You have Perrie’s number?” he wondered. I told him Valerie took it from his phone and he was surprised on how sneaky we were.

“Thank youuuu!!!” he squealed and ran off to the bathroom to have a private moment with Perrie. Zerrie feels!!!