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Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. And again Shit.

 I looked at Heather hopelessly, giving her a begging look to help me. I guess she can’t do any help for me today, the question was displayed and we can’t escape that. She just shrugs her shoulders at me and mouthed me to tell the truth.

 I don’t even know the truth! I don’t know if me and Niall are an item, are we friends with benefits or are we friends who just like to kiss each other?

 Holy fucking unicorns with a big jelly tummy filled with nutella! Yes, I think of weird thoughts when I panic. “Esther?” Ellen was still waiting for me to answer. “Is there something special between you and Niall?” she repeated the question that was displayed.

 “Erm…” C’mon brain, this is a good time to think of a good lie. “You could say that we’re really close friends, and eating buddies too!” Ok, I think that was a good one. Ellen looked convince and nodded. Good thing, the show ended without any Niall questions being asked.

 We said our goodbyes and headed to our next interview, now with the boys. I wonder if they watched us. Our body guard Jonathan guided us to a limo. He drove us to our next destination which was just a radio interview. Yay, no camera.

 We went to the studio of the station and met the boys there with their microphones.

 “It’s chancie babes!” Louis piped pointing at us. We all rolled our eyes at him and took our seats. Guess what?! I was seated next to the one and only Niall Horan! He had a smirk plastered on his face as he eyed me.

 “What?” I sneered at him.

 He pouted at me as I chuckled pinching his cheeks as hard as I can. “That hurt!” he complained.

 “That’s for eyeing me evily!” I replied.

 “I was checking you out!” he admits.

 “Hey! No flirting while doing the interview!” Liam scolded us.

 “Yes daddy” I joked with my baby voice looking at Daddy Direction.

 He shook his head rolling his eyes. Heather did the same, while the others laugh.

 “Okay, we’re live in… 3… 2… 1…!”

 “Yo was up radio listeners! Are you ready for some band interview!? I’m with one of the biggest boy band ever! One Direction!” the DJ exclaimed through his microphone as the boys cheered and said their hello’s.

 “And one of the sexiest and fiercest girl band in the planet! Chance!” he continued as we all said hello.

 “All right you two sexy bands, I’ll be asking you some questions about a certain something and y’all have to answer it one by one okay?” the dj said with his urban accent. Nice, I can do that too.

 “All right, whatever you say honey” I replied with my finest urban accent making the lads and the girls crack up.

 “Nice accent you got there Es-tha” Louis told me putting an urban accent on my name.

 “Whatever, Louis Tommy Tom Tom Tomlinson” I continued to be urban.

 “Sure, Woody Wood Woods” he sassed back.

 “Mine’s longer” I smirked and he stuck his tongue out at me.

 “Alright, yo, we receive some twitter questions from the fans so y’all don’t mind imma start asking yo” the DJ announced.

 “Yo, from @Niallerspotato asked “If y’all be invisible for a day, what y’all would do for the rest of the day?” was the first question.

 “I’d probably eat every single food there is without being seen” Niall answered typically. Of course he would.

 “I would prank every single one of you” Louis answered.

 “I’ll pretend to be ghost and scare the shit out of Esther” was Monica’s answer.

 “Shut up” I told her.

 “I would stalk all of my friends and found out what do they do when they’re alone” Harry had a smirk on his face, wiggling his eyebrows at the boys.

 “I would, pretend that I’m Casper” Liam said, being a Disney lover.

 “Hey, that’s similar to mineeee” Monica whined.

 “Is not”

 “is so”

 “is not”

 “is so”

 “We get it!” Valerie cut them off. “is not” Liam whispered enough to be heard my Heather who smacked his arm.

 “Okay, how about you Zayn” the DJ asked him.

 “I’d probably cry, because I can’t see my face” Zayn’s answer was predictable.

 “I will steal every cat there is to exist” Valerie said.

 “You go girl!” Harry high fived her.

 “I will mess around with my former teachers who gave us so many projects but never taught us a single thing about their subject” Heather said.

 “Ew, school” I did puking noises. “My turn! I’d screw around and make everyone’s lives miserable by messing around with them” Everyone was amazed with my answer because they probably do that too.

 So the interview went well, we were all goofing around and teasing each other, the DJ also got involved in our screwing up. “Louis has a black girl’s ass!” I pointed out.

 “You stare at his ass?!” Harry fake gasped.

 “Well, I see most on my news feed is a picture of Louis’ ass being posted by Directioners and saying that his butt is fit” I replied nonchalantly, shrugging.

 “And you enjoy it” Louis wiggled his eyebrows, smirking.

 “Gross! Keep your butt to yourself! Why would I stare at yo ass if I have a better one?!” I retort which earned a few “Ooo’s” from the bands. Louis gave me an ‘it is on like donkey kong’ look. And I’m like ‘Come at me bro!’

 Louis cleared his throat, preparing for a sassy response. “The following will be marked as only for jokes, I suggest our mothers, yes the One Direction and Chance mothers should stand back and just knit their husband’s sweaters instead of listening to us, because this might be offending towards them” Louis announced. “Don’t say I didn’t warn you”

Here goes nothing…