Hey Y'all... I'm so sorry the last two chapters are taking so long to be published but A LOT has been going on lately on top of end-of-the-year school stuff...

For anyone who might not've heard, schools across the country have been initiating encampments and protests for Palestinian and Gaza support, my school included, but most have been getting incredibly violent with local police brutalizing protesting students and faculty members. Classes had been canceled for all of last week, and they've become canceled for the rest of the semester as of this last Friday, with reports of police coming in sometime soon to forcefully remove all the people, but that didn't necessarily mean more time, or frankly motivation, for me to work on creative stuff...

So, in a slight effort to divert away from all the scary and stressful stuff, I made my own collection of "Incorrect Quotes" with Ayden after I was introduced to the trend in nightfury-fury's "Child of a Deadly Sin" book over on Quotev and help_me_make_constellations recommended a website that generates them over on AO3, plus I might've watched some "Out of Context" videos from favorite fandoms to get more ideas so most of these'll probably be easily recognizable X'D

Hope you all enjoy these 30 Incorrect Quotes (with like 80% of them being sibling Ayden and Angel ones ^^)

(P.S. I know I've said that "pure copy and paste" is criminal but I kinda threw this together last minute, so feel free to metaphorically arrest me ^^; )

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Angel: So, what's for dinner?

Ayden, staring at the soup she burnt: Regret... with a side of confusion...

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Angel: I am a responsible adult!

Ayden: *raises brow*

Angel: I am an adult.

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Alastor: *enters the room*

Ayden: Ooh bundle up everyone, it just got partly creepy with a 100% chance of annoying...

Niffty (or Charlie): Am I going to need my umbrella for that?

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Angel to the Hazbin Crew: This kid can open portals. Watch this she can do it.. Now!

*Tries and fails to open a portal*

Ayden: GRRR! I can't do it on command...

Angel: She can't do it on command but it is cool! Show'em the fire thingy!

*Tries and fails to summon a fireball*

Ayden: HRRRR! Can't do it on command...

Angel: She can't do it on command but she can do so much more! Like what else do you do?

Ayden: Just those two things...

Angel: Just those two things!

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Angel: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously whenever this one's around...

*Ayden making a smug blep face from next to him*

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Ayden: Hey Niffty what do you want for Christmas?

Niffty: Revenge!

Ayden: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?

Niffty Tools for torment!

Ayden: What harmless thing do you want for Christmas?

Niffty: A new tea kettle!

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Ayden, reaching up while kneeling on the ground: You gonna help me up Shooting Star?

Via, helping her up: Stop calling me that, my name is Via

Ayden: But you're so bright, like a shooting star...

Via: Hmph.. shut up...

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Ayden: People tell me I have a unique way of lightin' up a room.

Angel: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses... which I thought I taught you to leave none behind...

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Ayden: Help! I'm drowning!

Angel: Calm down. We're only in six feet of water!

Ayden: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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Angel: Ayden, what do you have?

Ayden: A KNIFE!

Angel: Okay, have fu-

Husk: NO!

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Ayden: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

Ayden: Nah, I'm just kiddin'. Fire does nothin' ta me.

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*Watching cat videos on VoxTube*

Ayden: Pft! What a dumdum!

*Notices her tail flicking around behind her*

Ayden: Nyeh! Nyeh!

*Tries to catch it and fails before flopping over*

Ayden: Ehh...! Who has the energy...?

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"Fat Nuggets": Maybe you should prank them all oink oink!

Ayden: Say oink one more time!

"Fat Nuggets": Oink Oink!

Ayden: Fat Nuggets, you genius!

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Angel: Ayden, what's the one thing I asked you not to do tonight?

Ayden: Mess wi'h yer shite...

Angel: And what did you do?

*Reveals Ayden standing in the middle of Angel's ransacked room wearing his clothes and makeup*

Ayden: Messed wi'h yer shite...

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*Random Sinner trying to threaten Ayden*

Random Sinner: You listen up pu-!

*Gets tackled out of sight by Angel, leaving Ayden standing there*

Ayden, shrugging: I'm listening...

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Via: Is... Is that meant to be on fire?

Ayden: No... not really.

Via: Are you going to do something about it?

Ayden: Hmmmm... nah...

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Via: Don't trust everything you see on the internet.

Ayden: Pfft. What possible nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?

Via: *Takes away Ayden's phone* Yeah, that's enough for you.

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Ayden: We have a problem.

Via: No, you have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Cherri: What did I tell you about wrestling for food?!

Ayden: That if you're gonna do it, you better win?

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Angel, talking about Via: You don't wanna seem too eager. Wait two days until you ask her out again.

Ayden: Yeah good idea...

Angel: ARE YOU INSANE?! CALL HER!

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Ayden: *Patting an unconscious Husk on the head* Rubbing alcohol for outside booboos, drinking alcohol for inside booboos

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Niffty and Ayden: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Angel: I don't feel safe...

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Niffty: She's touching me! She's touching me!

Ayden, holding a dusty finger close to Niffty: I'm not touching you!

Niffty: Agh she's touching me!

Ayden: Not touching!

Niffty: Touching me!

Ayden: It's free air!

Niffty: *Throws a dead bug at Ayden's face*

Ayden: EWWWW!

*Ayden tackles Niffty*

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*Guarding the door of the hotel from the angels*

Charlie: You!

Vaggie: Shall!

Ayden: Not!

Alastor: Be granted permission to traverse beyond this point!

*All turn to Alastor*

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Ayden: Someone say something...

Vaggie: Hamburger?

Charlie: Donkey?

Angel: Pants!

Niffty, face down on floor: Floor...

Fat Nuggets: Reh!

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Ayden: Cherri, you'd think a poisonous potato is awesome if it had TNT strapped to it

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Ayden: A THOUSAND TIMES CRAP!!!

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Ayden: The only thing more dangerous than putting a costume on a pig, is trying to take it off...

*Reveals Fat Nuggets wearing a unicorn costume*

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Charlie: Should I be nervous about this?

Ayden: Given your personality, your life experience, and everything else you've done to make it to this moment, yes...

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Random Sinner: Is that your little sister?

Angel: Not exactly but at this point, she might as well be

Ayden: Awww thanks!

Angel: She annoys me as much as the real deal.

Ayden, smugly smiling: And he's 's much of a jackass as a real big brothe'.

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That's all for now!

Last things... AHHHH anyone else love the announcement of Helluva Shorts?! That first one was so CUTE! (I definitely sorta relate with the whole violence as a means of showing endearment with family when my siblings and cousins and I were younger ^^)

Also AGH! to the Helluva Boss Season 2 trailer and the sneak peek of the Stolitz duet that's gonna be in "The Full Moon!" XD XD XD (Real talk though I'm not sure my all-over-the-place emotions are gonna be able to handle all the angst and drama that's coming for Blitzø and everyone else... O_O )

Welp, until the next actual chapter, hopefully soon I swear, Bye!