She sat up and glanced around. The fire had died down to embers and it took her eyes a minute to adjust to the darkness around her. She turned her head towards the sound of snoring and saw Kakuzu laying in his bed roll, snoring and seemingly oblivious to his surroundings. She clapped loudly, once. He didn't stir; if anything his snoring increased. She looked at him and resisted to urge to wake him.

Scanning around she didn't see Hidan. She closed her eyes and focused. His chakra was above and a little to the north of her position. She jumped into the trees, hopped across a few branches and landed softly next to Hidan. He was supposed to be on watch but his head was on his chest and a string of drool was hanging out of his mouth. She knelt down and clapped again. The man stirred and mumbled "No Jashin-sama. Tomorrow sacrifice...too sleepy now". He sounded like a small child and shifted in his sleep. Satisfied he was out, she began leaping through the branches.

She was happy to just stretch her legs and quietly practice her jutsus and fighting stances. Days of walking and listening to Hidan go on and on and on about his god and hearing him try to rile up Kakuzu with arguments had left her questioning her sanity.

An explosion in the distance caught her attention and she began making her way towards the area. Kneeling on the branch with a hand on the trunk to stabilize herself, she took note of the activities below.

A person with long blonde hair that was tied in a pony tail was sitting on the ground, obviously dazed by the explosion. A short red haired man walked out of the trees a short distance away and stopped at the feet of the other man. "Fleeting...your art is just like your skill, utterly useless" he snarled. The blonde looked up angrily and shouted "YEAH? WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW, UN?! YOUR "ART" ISN'T EVEN ABOUT ART! IT'S ABOUT YOU, YOU WASHED UP WHITTLER, HM!"

They wore the same cloaks that Kakuzu and Hidan wore but she still stayed away from them. She was amused, however, to learn that the blonde was actually a man. Or a boy? How old was he? she wondered.

She dropped to the ground and concealed herself in the bushes. Performing a few hand signs, her chakra signature disappeared from their sensory surroundings essentially making her invisible.

Ignoring the blonde's ranting, the red haired man looked around trying to sense if anyone was in the area. He didn't sense anyone and turned back to the blonde. "Deidara" he spoke and the one word got the other man to shut up. Deidara cocked an eyebrow and waited, crossing his arms.

Without warning, the red haired man stepped close to Deidara and kissed him firmly on the lips. His fingers undid his own cloak and began undoing the blonde's. Deidara, eyes wide, flailed his arms as he tried to escape. Pulling his lips away he sputtered "W-what the h-hell Sasori, un?!" Sasori slipped the cloak off of Deidara's shoulders and said lowly "We are alone".

Deidara gulped and tried to cover himself despite the fact that he was still fully clothed. Sasori looked at him and sighed. "You can be such a stupid brat" he said and yanked on Deidara's hair to bring Deidara's face closer to his own. Deidara whimpered in pain from Sasori's harsh hold on his hair but he soon forgot about that as Sasori's lips kissed him again, but a little softer this time.

Deidara moaned into the kiss, enjoying the feeling of Sasori's soft lips against his... Wait? Soft lips?! He pulled away and looked at Sasori who had a puzzled expression on his face. Deidara took his hands into his own and rubbed his fingers over the knuckles. "Danna," he whispered, "you're not wooden, yeah? I mean..." he trailed off. Sasori smiled a rare tiny smile and said "my puppet body is in a carrier scroll. I transferred my heart canister to my flesh body so I can enjoy this night with you" he murmured, kissing Deidara's neck.

The blonde gave up all reason and began to moan at his partner's touching. Sasori left no area of Deidara's skin unexplored, untasted and unmarked. Soon both men were shirtless and the moon was reflecting off the sweat on their skin. Fingers tangled in hair, lewd sounds leaving throats, the two men continued to be lost in their own world.

Meanwhile, she was still hidden in the bushes. As the scene unfolded, her eyes widened in surprise when the men began to make out with each other. The sight aroused her and she had to focus on controlling her breathing. She bit her lower lip as she rubbed her thighs together, wondering what it would be like to be with two men at once. A sharp "Ah! Danna, hm!" brought her attention back to the men.

Sasori had forced Deidara to his knees using his chakra strings. Deidara had called out in surprise and was annoyed when he found out that Sasori had him tightly bound. He turned back to face him but found his eyes mesmerized by the thick throbbing cock that Sasori had released from his pants.

Pulling Deidara's face closer to him, Sasori issued one command: "Suck". Deidara hesitantly took the tip into his mouth and Sasori groaned. Feeling encouraged and emboldened Deidara took more and more of Sasori into his mouth until he was gagging on the full length. Sasori loved the tight feeling of Deidara's mouth and throat on his cock and pushed the blonde's face further into his crotch until Deidara was close to passing out. Sasori released him and Deidara coughed and gagged harshly trying to regain his breath. "What the fuck, hm?! Trying to kill me? Un!" Bending down to his level Sasori smiled evilly and whispered "I can kill you anytime I want. I don't because you have something I want".

Watching the smaller man dominate the taller turned her on and as if acting of their own free will, her fingers circled her clit and around her entrance.

Sasori stepped behind Deidara and lifted him to his feet using the chakra strings. Without a word he pulled Deidara's pants and boxers down to around his ankles and pushed Deidara back onto the ground onto his knees. Sasori leaned down and adjusted Deidara so that his soft creamy ass was in the air.

Deidara, after slowly realizing what was going to happen, struggled to get away. "No! Danna don't, un! You know I'm not ready, yeah?! Danna!"

Sasori licked one of his fingers and inserted it into Deidara's tight virgin asshole. Deidara moaned and whimpered as he felt the finger stretch the tight tissue. After a few pumps Sasori inserted another finger and the bomber's moans grew louder. Sasori scissored his fingers and plunged them deep.

Her fingers were inserted deep into her dripping pussy as she struggled to contain her moans. Her core was hot and sensitive and her taut nipples poked against their bindings.

Sasori spit on his hand and used the spit to lube his dick. He lined his cock up with Deidara's tight virgin hole and stated "I would ask if you are ready but frankly, I don't care" before entering him. Deidara let out a sound that was a mix of a scream, a moan and a cry. He felt Sasori's member stretch him out and hit his prostate with each thrust.

Sasori grabbed a fistful of blonde hair and pulled his head back roughly. Deidara's eyes were half lidded, tears fell from them and he looked utterly helpless. Sasori didn't fail to notice the raging erection that was sticking straight out of a tuft of blonde pubes. He smirked and slammed his hips harder and the sounds of skin hitting skin and moaning and panting drowned out the small moans she let out from her hiding place.

Sasori began thrusting sloppily as he felt his release coming close. He pulled out of the tight ass, moved in front of Deidara's face and shot his thick, hot creamy load all over Deidara's face. Panting, Sasori put his clothes on and looked at his "lover". Seeing the cum on his face Sasori thought there might be something to Deidara's "art is a bang!" refrain.

He released his chakra strings and the young male stood up shakily. Besides the cum dripping from his face, there was also cum dripping from his stomach, crotch and thighs from his own orgasm. "There's a river nearby. Clean yourself up and let's get moving" Sasori said emotionlessly. Deidara turned to obey.

After coming down from her own orgasms, the kunoichi slipped away from her hiding spot and headed back to her camp. She passed a still sleeping Hidan and landed next to a snoring Kakuzu. She slipped into her bed roll and thought about what she had just seen. Would Kakuzu and Hidan do that kind of stuff? Nah, she thought, closing her eyes and succumbing to sleep.