Chapter 5

Ladbug reached the Eiffel Tower before Chat. While she waited, she did one of her breathing exercises to calm herself down.
Inhale...
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Exhale...
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This continues for about 1 minute before Chat settled down beside her.
"...Hey..." he said tentatively.
"Hey." Ladybug responded.
"So...about the other night... Look, i'm sorry. The Chat Noir that kissed you...that wasn't me."
"Then who was it? A clone?"
"No! It...well..." Ladybug watched as her partner tried to put his thoughts into words.
"Remember when you told me that I smelled bad?"
"Yes?" she responded.
"Well that smell was catnip."
"Ok, and?" she asked. "What does that have to do with anything?"
"Don't you see?" Chat asked with a hint of annoyance in his voice. "It was the catnip that made me do those things! I still remember feeling the rush as it hit me. The need to do something crazy. It was amazing." Chat sighed.
"So...catnip turns you into a crazy cat?" Ladybug asked, slowly understanding.
Chat shrugs. "I guess."
"Well then."
"Yeah."
All of a sudden, the duo heard a loud boom and screams. Chat and Ladybug instantly jumped to their feet and rushed off to where the akuma is located.
The akumitized victim was wearing an all white 3-piece suit. He had a white top hat and ears and a tail. He also had a cane which Ladybug assumed the akuma was in.
"Hahaha! I am Krazy Kat and I am here to show you that cats are the ultimate species!" Krazy Kat then aimed his cane at a civilian. Catnip shot out and the civilian then turned into a cat the size of a German Shephard. Krazy Kat then did this to a few other people. 
"Oh no." Chat groaned. "Why Catnip?"
Ladybug giggled before turning to her partner. "Well, we better get this over with. I don't want to have to do with two crazy cats!"
"Of course, m'lady. Hey Krazy Kat! On any other circumstance I would paw-sitively agree with you but you are not giving me good felines!"
"Ladybug and Chat Noir...I've been waiting for you....care to join my kitty litter?" He aimed his staff torwards them. Chat and Ladybug both jumped out of the way before the catnip hit either of them.
"I love a good cat fight!"  Chat exclaimed before attacking Krazy Kat with his baton.  Ladybug groaned realizing that this battle will be nothing but bad cat puns. Krazy Kat managed to deflect Chat's blows before he finally knocked him into the wall.
"Chat Noir!" yelled Ladybug as she ran over to her partner.
"Me-ouch" Chat said.
"Really?" she asked, helping him up.
"Awww, does m'lady not enjoy purr-fectly good cat puns?"
"Shut up."
"Ladybug! Chat Noir! Give me your miraculous before Paris becomes my play pen!" Krazy Kat shouted.
"This guy seriously needs a cat nap." grinned Chat Noir.
All of a sudden, Ladybug felt herself getting knocked off her feet by her partner as a blast of catnip flew over their heads.
"You have cat to be kitten me right meow." Chat muttered.
"Really? Three puns in one sentence?"
"Why not--augh!" All of a sudden, a blast of catnip came out and hit Chat Noir square on the back.

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