AUTHOR'S NOTE: We have a mysterious one here! A Wattpadian by the username of samba_de_amigo_4456. And they bring us the spazzy Natalie Hamilton!

1. Who are you?

Um, my name is Natalie Hamilton…don’t you dare think about noodles and ham I hate that!! Hah! I’m fourteen years old… ok! This is getting really uncomfortable! Err… I’m a really easy going person, and people think I’m kinda, like, shy and stuff, and it gets like really annoying! Reckless! That’s one biggie right there! I’m like the ultimate supreme queen of recklessness! My looks? Can’t you see me through that screen? Just joking! Uh, my skin is tan? I have glasses and I got dark dark brown hair that I put into a French braid, and…well…nevermind. I’m a girl, obviously!

2. What's the title of your story and what kind of story is it?

Oh mi god! My story is so embarrassing! It’s called “My Life with a Mexican Monkey”. Ugh, now I sound like a total lunatic! What kind of story is it? AN EMBARASSING ONE! THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW! It’s kinda like a biography but it gots a little monkey in it.

3. Are you in love? If so, with who?

Me? In love? NOOOOOO! Gross! But I do like Louis Tomlinson from One Direction? That counts right?

4. Do you have any talents?

If being crazy and summoning dancing monkeys is considered a talent, then I, uh, guess so! I can kinda draw and…uh… I don’t even know anymore! Next!

5. Who is the closest to you?

OMG! My best friend, Zia Hagen, is DEFINITELY close to me! We are like soooooo close! I can’t imagine life without her!

6. Describe your perfect moment.

Wait, what? Perfect moment? What does that even mean? Well, I do not have any perfect moments… oh ya! Wait, nevermind. Ok, this is a hard one! My perfect moment… I guess when me and Zia were trying to desperately do some warrior pose in yoga and she punched me in the face on accident! Hahaha! That was like so funny!

7. What animal do you most relate to and why?

Hmm, an animal? Ugh another hard one? Let’s see… for some reason a penguin??? I have no idea!

8. Who is your creator/author? Do you like them and why/why not?

My crazy and weird author is samba_de_amigo_4456. Sorry, can’t tell her real name. She’s scared someone’s gonna kidnap her and all that jazz! Why wouldn’t I like her? She’s the one who made me!! But, she does embarrass me a lot in the story…(moans)

9. How would you describe your creator/author and why?

Hmmm, I think she’s cool, she’s a cool person to be around with… but sometimes I think she overreacts to things…but I’m like that to so I’m like speaking for myself basically. Heh!

10. Favorite color(s):

I like neon colors! They rock! Especially neon blue, neon pink, and neon green!

11. Favorite Song or Genre:

Well during the story, my favorite song was “What Makes You Beautiful,” but now I like “Titanium” because it is such an awesome song! It’s, like, so touching!! My second fave is “I’m Walking on Sunshine”! WOOAHHH!! Sorry :P I had to do that!

12. Speaking of Genres, what type is your story?

It is a crazy teen fiction biography! I’m guessing it’s kinda like a fantasy.

13. What do you like doing in your free time?

Going on Wattpad! Definitely! Who doesn’t like Wattpad? It’s like the best thing ever created! Oh, and email! Don’t forget email too! Those two are like my best friends!

14. What's your favorite time of day and why?

2:45 p.m. because that’s when I reach home from school! It’s like a blessing! Who doesn’t want to escape from school??

15. How do you feel about makeup?

I feel that make up is lame and stupid! Why do people put make up on themselves! Everyone is perfect just the way they are! You don’t need fifteen pounds of makeup on yourself to make yourself even uglier! What the crud is that? I hate makeup! Especially now that I am in high school! It’s just…ugh!

16. What's a memorable moment in your life?

Oh, god! When I got burned? I was in the car and I was like trying to eat soup and then... next!

17. Describe yourself in one word.

Indescribable, I guess? Hah! ^_^

18. What's your goal in life?

My goal in life is to get a life!

19. If you could tell your creator one thing, what would it be?

Oh mi god! I would tell her she is brilliantly stupid, but also stupidly brilliant! And I would tell her to… I have no idea honeslty… just tell her to make my hair silky smooth! Because seriously, it takes hard work to take care of this babe! *points to hair*

20. If you read halfway through your story and could end it your way, how would YOU do it?

My story is not finished, but the first thing on my list is to GET POTTERHEAD OUT OF THE STORY! What the heck was samba_de_amigo_4456 thinking when she added him when she CLEARLY knows I don’t like him! I would also…hmm… return Harry Styles back to his band! His friends would definitely feel bad with out him! And I would also make Amigo stay with me foreva and I would skip middle school! Hehehe!

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YOU CAN SUMMON MONKIES?? Yeah, that's what stick out to me most. Hahaha :)