Here are some stories about my cat!

Feet... My cat LOVES feet. She will lay on shoes, curl up near/on/around your feet, attack them, rub against them... She just loves feet. It's just weird.

She loves to look out the window. If the blinds are down she'll put her paw on one and move it down a little bit in the same way a human would peek outside!

Little S**t. It's a nickname for my cat. How did she get that nickname? Laser. I was messing around with a laser and pointed at someone's foot. They didn't know this. She jumped on their foot and they jumped. They also screamed. "YOU LITTLE S**T!!"

That's all the stories I can think of for now. GN everyone!