Me: I have to piss. I wish pads were thick enough where I could just piss in them.

Rylie: Mine are suck it

Me: Fucking grandma pads

Rylie: I have like
Giant maxi pads
And they feel like diapers
Don't ask me how I know that

Me: Giant baby diapers

Mika: just wear adult diapers goddammit

Me: I wish I didn't have the sense where if I wore a diaper, I could pee without feeling guilty