Rachel: I identify as a military helicopter

Me: My face is going to be spinning in you- okay nvm

Rachel: WHY

Rylie: HELICOPTER DICK DO THE HELICOPTER DICK

Me: I'll be the helipad and you be the helicopter
Land your ass on the face

Chinna: O shit

Me: How to dirty talk a helicopter
Oil changes and rusty parts

Rachel: Okay seriously how do you go from a military helicopter to dirty helicopter kink jokes like what

Me: Baby imma wax your metal tonight