The signs getting in trouble at school.... comment if it's accurate for you!

Aries- getting into fights with people who don't like having elastic bands flicked at them...

Being a Pisces, I'm depicted as someone who is super sweet but that's a lie! If someone shoots an elastic band at me, OH HELL NO! THAT SHIT HURTS!

Taurus- owning a math book that contains nothing but doodles and poetry

Okay, I don't blame you. Math gets boring and sometimes you just have to doodle.

Gemini- not going to lessons because they out-read they're teachers at the age of 12

Damn Daniel! I wish I could read like that.

Cancer- acting like a giddy kipper

So basically... you're high? 😂

Leo- treating the classroom as a stage and the other pupils and teachers as a captive audience

I hate these... in my entire life of eighteen years, I've encountered five of these. All popular douchebags that thought they were the shit. One ended up working at a car wash and another... well, he got dumped but moved on pretty quick. Don't get me wrong, some were funny but I didn't want to hear about the other's "ginormous" penises or what girl they "conquered" that weekend.

Virgo- Virgos love school. Thinking about getting in trouble makes them cry inside.

I get it. Especially with strict parents.

Libra- arguing with the teacher about "who the bell is for".

Yeah. That's my friend Melody alright.

Scorpio- adding powdered white dog poo to the headmaster's sugar bowl

afosterkid why can I see you doing that? Yet... it's missing a "Jasmine's" touch.

Sagittarius- not doing homework

Yep. That was me in middle school and the first two years of high school until I was homeschooled then I cleaned up my shit. I just wish I was homeschooled before then because people caused too much pain and drama for me. Sure, I'd miss the friends I made but some friends I regret making... well... at least I'm not friends with those anymore.

Capricorn- running a tuck-shop that turns over more revenue than the school's canteen

The lunch at schools suck! They're was only like... two foods that tasted okay.

Aquarius- not wearing the "correct" uniform

Ugh. I hate uniforms. When I was in Mexico, I had to wear a short skirt, high socks, dress shoes, a button up shirt, and a sweater.

Pisces- daydreaming in class

Um... I didn't do this... 😅

Okay, so maybe I did. But only in the class of a teacher that hated me. I think it was because of my name because I met this girl with the same name and she said that the teacher was mean to her too. She said her cousin had the same name too and was mean to her as well. See? Two is a coincidence but three is a pattern.

I remember one time, my brother gave me this cool magnet bracelet and when I wore it to school, she pulled me aside after class and asked where I got it. I told her my brother gave it to me and she said I stole it from her. I never once saw her wear one. In fact, she said she hated wearing  jewelry. She had a nephew in the same grade as me and he was my friend so I asked him what was her deal and apparently she just got divorced because her husband cheated on her. Maybe the woman he cheated with has my name but she shouldn't hold it against me. Is it my fault I have the same name?

Don't even get me started on when I failed a math test.

SHE TOLD THE WHOLE FUCKING CLASS!

I hated that bitch.

Maybe that's why I hate math.

Anyways,

Carry on my wayward readers!

Always crazy,

CasHasSass

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