Guys! I just have to tell you about what celebrity I'm currently crushing on.

I love Justin Bieber.

He's hot as hell.

I mean seriously, damn boy!

The body, the hair, the abs, the eyes, the voice.

He's so fucking sexy and just wow.

Just wanted to let you know. Bye guys!!!

Castiel starts hurling into a nearby toilet and LunaMaize holds her hair back. afosterkid is laughing her ass off in the background.

Melody turns to the readers after trying to hide a smile but fails.

"My girlfriend," gestures to the laughing maniac, "dared Cas to fangril about Justin but she asked for it. Literally. She asked Jasmine for a dare."

"Want a tissue?" Jasmine asks after calming slightly from her laughter. Castiel lifts her head long enough to send a glare at Jasmine before she's sticking it back into the toilet.

"No, I don't want a fucking tissue!" Is her muffled reply. It echoes slightly because of the bowl.

"See? This is why I can't leave you two alone. I swear, I go to sleep and I wake up to chaos." Melody complains, patting Cas' back as she coughs. Once done, she sits back, snatching some tissues that Jasmine offers her and wiping at her lips.

"I'm never forgiving you." Castiel grumbles with a pout.

"I'll buy you a pizza?" Jasmine offers, wiggling her brows. Cas huffs.

"What kind of cheap whore do you think I am?" She asks and Melody raises a brow.

"A narcissistic one?" She answers and Cas glares at her next.

"Don't make me breathe my stinky vomit breath in your face." Melody backs away from the fallen angel.

"Two pizzas?" Jasmine suggests again, ignoring the conversation. Melody whispers in her girlfriend's ears and Jasmine nods. "Or we can go get pancakes?" Castiel perks up immediately and stands up.

"Now we're talking!" Melody and Jasmine stare at her in disbelief. "What?" They shake their heads, walking away. "Hey, wait for me!" Cas takes off after them. After the three girls are gone, a white field Labrador makes her way into the bathroom and walks over to the toilet. Just as she's about to dunk her head in, she pulls back with a disgusted look.

"Ugh! Come on, man! I drink out of there." Daisy, Castiel's dog, complains before looking around then sniffing at the vomit. "I knew she ate the last of the enchiladas! That bitch, she didn't share with me." Daisy jumps up onto her hind legs and flushes the vomit down before leaving the room. "Fucking humans. So disrespectful of other's drinking cups." She grumbles to herself.

Yes, it was a dare from Jasmine. I was feeling random so I decided to update this book and asked her for a dare. Credit goes to Jasmine for helping me make this funny and for providing what she'd do if I was emptying my guts after saying something nice about he who shall not be named. Carry on my wayward readers!

Always crazy,

CasHasSass

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