Okay! I'm gonna do this and it might be the last update for this weekend. First things first, LunaMaize drew the picture above. Now that that's out of the way, let's get into today's random shit.

Castiel is currently lying down on her bed, practically dead from all the cleaning she had to do. She had returned Mr Mattress' sheets to him after washing them... and perhaps stealing them to do so since he refused to give them up. "Fucken thief," He cursed to her as she continued to lie atop him. "Stop being a little bitch. You smell good now!" She retorts, moving to get more comfortable. Cas was on her back, on Mr Mattress' stomach and they fit perfectly against each other. He would mold himself to her size and kept her warm many cold nights. 'Matressality' Melody had called it but Castiel didn't care, she loved him. Of course, she felt guilt pass through her since she was cheating on the poor lad with Food. Food was a scrumptious looking woman and Castiel couldn't help herself against her. Food just smelled so good... and the taste of her skin? Even better. Castiel heaves a sigh, knowing she would have to choose between them someday... but not today.

I'm literally laughing my ass off as I wrote that. Now then! Let me welcome a very special guest to today's show! Please put your hands together for; Captain Levi Ackerman!!!!

Levi: "Must you be so loud, Winchester?"

You can just call me Castiel or Cas, you know?

Levi: *keeps cold stone face and I sweat drop*

But then again, we've barely met. Anyways, I'm going to be showing you stuff that you've most likely seen before and you're going to react. Okay?

Levi: *narrows eyes* "And why should I listen to a word you say?"

Becaaaaa~uuuussseee~! I'll give you a load of new cleaning supplies... even futuristic ones. Ever hear of swiffer? Oxiclean? Mr Clean? *snorts when I remember the Levi Mr Clean meme* Soooooo... what do you say? *looks over to him and sees an interested look*

Levi: "Very well, Winchester. You've intrigued me." *I grin*

Okie dokie!!! First up, we have a dashboard hula girl! *holds up item and it begins to wobble*

Levi: "Why is this woman scarcely dressed? Why does she wiggle around like a scared Armin? This is stupid." *slices it with his sword*

My... hula girl... *cries*

Levi: "Is that all?"

*glares* Now we have a hula girl to mourn. Anyways, no, there's still a few more. Hmmmm... oh! Let's play Assassin's Creed 2! *turns on PS3 and TV before firing up the game* Okay, push this button to jump, hold this one to run while pushing this one in the direction to go, to climb, push- *he tosses my remote back at me* Ow! *rubs head* What was that for?

Levi: "It is overly complicated and a waste of time to learn."

But... you get to kill people... and run from guards or kill them.. you get to ride horses-

Levi: "I kill titans, this seems unfulfilling." *I sigh, deflating*

Okay... at least you didn't break it. *turns stuff off* What now? Oh! I know! Let's look you up! Here, *types in his name on google images on my phone* there. *hands it to him after showing him how to scroll and leaves him to it with a happy smile*

Levi: *pauses in scrolling and slowly looks at me* "Winchester,"

Yes?

Levi: "What is the meaning of this?" *holds phone out to me, showing a photo of him and Eren doing the naughty. I choke*

Uhhhh... well... y-you see... some girls-and boys- like to ship people together...

Levi: *raises brow* "Ship?"

Yes. They pair people together as a couple. I personally think Hanji would be one of those.

Levi: "And you? Do you... 'ship' me with Jaeger?" *I gulp*

Uh... Um! Are you and Mikasa related because wiki says you are but you know, you could just have the same last name... hehe... 😅

Levi: "Winchester, you have the count to three to run. 1... *bolts* 2 3 *runs after me*

How did you guys like that? Sorry if he's a little too ooc but I tried my best! Anyways, onto some questions Melody has for my characters again. Oh yeah! I'm going to leave one of them out simply because that story is no longer published.

1a. (Journey Across The Regions) Carmen, who's your favorite Pokémon of yours?

Carmen: "What? I can't answer that! Favoritism is wrong... besides, they're all a bunch of spoiled brats."

1b. Oliver, why did you let Melody capture you?

Oliver: "She was kind, and I liked the food she gave me. Besides, I was tired of being in the adoption center."

2a. (I'm a Maid? Kill me now!) Kaoru, why did you stop showing interest in Carmen after Vivian and Miles arrived? Maybe you like... Miles? 😏

Kaoru: *flushes* "What!? No! Of course not... I just... Carmen obviously likes Kyouya so I decided to give up on her and let her be happy.... Did... Did Miles say he liked me?"

2b. Kyouya, what do you like about Carmen?

Kyouya: *adjusts glasses and causes them to glint* "Simple. She's very easy on the eyes, is semi-smart, very loyal and kind-sort of like a dog. But she acts like a cat-speaking of... would you like to purchase some Neko Carmen Maid pictures? If you buy ten, you'll get ten more 50% off. They're only available to females, unfortunately. I wouldn't want any boys to get any ideas." *Dark aura flares around him as he smiles sweetly*

Carmen: "You're selling pictures of me??? What the hell you peeping Tom!" *snatches the photos* "Why are you selling pictures of me?"

Kyouya: *smirks and grabs Carmen's chin* "Easy, I like showing off my hot girlfriend..." *kisses her lips*

Carmen: *blushes bright red and pushes him away, wiping at her lips as she glares at him* "Baka! Stupid... I hate you... dumb... four eyes..." *grumbles to herself as she speed walks away*

Kyouya: "Its also easy to get under her skin..."

3a. (Angel Of Heroes) Beast Boy, why do you and Raven fight all the time?

Beast Boy: "We don't fight all the time... just... most of the times. And I don't know, she just... she's always being sarcastic and mean to me. Every time I say something, she has to undermine me. Camilla tries to keep the peace but sometimes she laughs at what Raven says and then I get mad at both of them. It's... complicated."

3b. Camilla, who is your favorite superhero?

Camilla: *gives lazy smirk* "Red Hood. He's got a great ass."

She's being serious!

Camilla: *sighs* "I don't really care for the tights but if I had to chose... I'd say my buddy, Flash. He's cool... ya know, for tights. A funny son of 'uh bitch too."

3c. Jason, what do you like about Camilla?

Jason: "She's sexy, charismatic, a freak in the sac, an amazing fighter, an amazing cook, and I can tell her anything. That woman saved my life... gave me her blood to do so. She said it was a curse but it brought me the best thing in my life... her."

4. (Traveler Series) Carmen, do you like being able to travel into fictional realms? What about you, Miguel?

Carmen: "I do... but I hate changing genders or looks. Like Big Hero Six, that one was the worst. I had pink hair- PINK HAIR! And my bike! I barely got to ride it-"

Miguel: "We get it! I like traveling into the different worlds. And I don't mind being a girl or boy. I just hate the goodbyes. And why do you hate being a guy, Carmen? I figured you like being a hot dude."

Carmen: "Okay, first off, in your sister-er-brother?" *questions before shaking her head* "Point is, that's incest. And second, I can't control my boners! It's up, its down! It's up for no reason-well... there are reasons... 😏. But still! How do you deal with it?"

Miguel: *facepalms* "I'm not gonna answer that. No, I refuse to answer that."

5. (The Monster Savior) Seth, what do you like about the brothers? What do you dislike about them? Do you have any special feelings for either of them?

Seth: "They're good people... I hardly know anything about them though. Just little things whispered in heaven. I dislike that they are hunters... and when they point guns in my face." *growls like an animal* "I hate hunters." *calms down* "As for special feelings... I wouldn't mind mating with either of them. I'm probably going to have to since my heat season is coming."

Okay! Man, that was a lot of questions. The following questions from her are for me... if I was an actress in the show Supernatural.

1. What are some pranks Jared and Jensen have pulled on you?

Me: "Gosh... so far, they've done three. They know I'm easily frightened so they wait for me out of my trailer to jump out and scare me. Usually shouting my name or saying the name of my character. I usually curse them out when they give me these lovely heart attacks. The second prank they've pulled was... hmmm... oh! Jensen printed out a bunch of pictures of his face and put them everywhere on set because I was filming a scene without him and he knew, so he did it because he didn't want me to 'miss' him. The third one was done by both of them, and it's not really a prank but they kept on making me laugh during a take and it was meant to be serious. You know, that one where my character was almost killed by that shapeshifter? Yeah, when Dean, Sam, and Jack come running to the scene and Dean kneels next to me to try and wake me up... he kept on tickling me or speaking in funny voices so we had to keep on doing it over and over again and I just wanted to go home."

2. Do you plan on acting in anything after this?

Me: "Maybe? I don't know, if I get another chance like this, yes. I love acting... and I love making people smile by doing it. And it's fun because you get to play different roles... different personalities. I'm nothing like my character. Jolene, or Joey for short, is a very serious, gruff, and doesn't mess around kind of girl. As to me, who is very goofy, clumsy-"

Jensen: "No kidding. She trips on air." *Jared and Jensen laugh and the audience joins in*

Me: "Oh hush, I remember when you fell in that larping episode. Anyways, yeah, complete opposites but it's fun. A challenge, but fun."

Phew! You guys can ask those questions to (referring to the two I just did). I hope you enjoyed this chapter and please, comment! I love reading comments!!! Thanks. Carry on my wayward readers!

Always crazy,

CasHasSass

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