Episode 6: New from Hell(Literally)

It was just a normal day for Multiverse City. Shadow was having a nice cup of coffee with Brock and Sonic was surfing through the channels on the TV.

Shadow: So I heard that one of ours want to a place just to check out some unique hotel or something.

Brock: What was it called?

Shadow: I don't know. It was called Hazel or Hazin or Hazbin.

Brock: Where's that in?

Shadow: They didn't say. Only when they would go.

Sonic: So when will they be–

Knock knock

Sonic: Oh. They're here.

Shadow: About time.

All three of them head to door and open it to see Leon and someone else with him.

Leon: Hey guys. I'm back.

Brock: Leon, who's this?

Leon: Oh right. Allow me to introduce–

???: Hello my name is Charlie and I'm so glad to meet you all I'm your huge fan and I love your show and–

Leon: Charlie, slow down. One at a time.

Charlie: Oh...Sorry. Need to catch my breath. *Clears throat* Hi, my name is Charlie. I'm the princess of Hell and–

Sonic: I'm sorry, did you just say you're from Hell?

Charlie: Uh yeah.

Shadow: So you're obviously a demon.

Charlie: We take that as a compliment.

Leon: It's okay. You don't need to worry. She's not like the others down in the Underrealm's most dreadful place in all of Gaia.

Sonic: I thought Oblivion was the most dreadful place.

Leon: Well that too.

Charlie: As you can see, I came here for a very special reason.

Brock: And what's that?

Charlie: I want you to know that I own an establishment called Hazbin Hotel.

Brock: Oh, so that's what it's called.

???: Well obviously.

Brock: Woah, who's this?

Charlie: This is Vaggie. My very best friend.

Vaggie: Just so you know, I'm not only her friend*Shows her spear* I'm her bodyguard.

Brock: Strong and takes no shit. I like it.

Leon: So you're probably wondering why they're here, right?

Charlie: We came here to see what your world is like up above.

Sonic: Well you came to the right place.

???: Hold the f**k up, I'm coming too.

Charlie: Angel Dust!

Leon: Oh yeah I forgot. They have a guy.

Brock: That's a guy?

The seven of them head right to the streets of Multiverse City. Brock goes with Angel Dust and Shadow while Leon goes with Charlie, Vaggie, and Sonic.

Leon: So what do you want to see first?

Charlie: Well I was thinking we could buy some stuff from the stores here to take back with us. To have people see how interesting it is.

Leon: You don't have any guests at your place?

Vaggie: We're barely even getting any ever since that Alastor guy showed up.

Leon: Who's Alastor?

Vaggie:*Groans* Only one of the most powerful beings in Hell. He can even conquer ancient demons and is already in our hotel.

Leon: Well at least he's on your side.

Vaggie: Yeah....for now.

Leon: What do you mean?

Vaggie: He doesn't care about our ambitions to help troubled souls. He's only there just so he can live up to his pride and because he found Charlie's little fiasco to be “Entertaining”.

Charlie: Let's not talk about it right now.

Vaggie: You're right. I'm sorry. Let's get going.

Sonic: Eh...good idea.

The four of them head into a mall. Leon was the first to go and sees that there's no one here.

Leon: Hey, there isn't anybody here.

Charlie: Aww. Is it closed already?

Sonic: I don't think that's right.

They walk into the mall and walk around looking for anybody and spot someone in one of the stores.

Leon: Hey there's somebody. Hey you! Can you–

The person turns around, but with a gun. He starts shooting and Leon quickly leaps out of the way.

Sonic: Look out! It's the Black Legion!

Vaggie: The Black what?!

Leon: Come on, let's go!

They run out of the mall and see more Black Legion soldiers already attacking the city.

Leon: I know something could go wrong!

Leon pulls out his pistols and guards the group in case any of the Black Legion came across them. They go hide behind a car and see if the coast is clear for them to move.

Charlie: Oh man. This can't be happening.

Vaggie: Don't worry, we'll get rid of those damn idiotas!

Leon: Hold on, you're a Latino?

Vaggie: What do you think, cabrón?

Leon: Well...

???: You there, up here!

Leon: Huh!?

???: Come in here and help us, please!

They head into a museum and inside see the soldier on the top. They head up the stairs and into a office.

???: In here.

Vaggie: Gracias.

???: No problem. With Cartoon Universe around, thier timings impeccable. I'm Preston Garvey. Part of the Multiverse Minutemen.

Angel Dust: Minutemen? Those long dead dumbasses haven't been a thing since 1776.

Sonic: Hey, you guys are here.

Shadow: We didn't have much of a choice when they attacked.

Preston: We're the new kind of Minutemen. We travel around the Multiverse, and fight for good at a minute's notice.

Angel Dust: Sounds gay to me.

Preston: I don't know how you find it happy.

Angel Dust: There's another definition for it.

Leon: Well what are you doing here?

Preston: We came here at a minute's notice when we heard gunshots at the city. We head for the museum and made it a temporary base here.

Charlie: So how are we supposed to handle these guys?

Leon: We know how to fight em.

Brock: I bet they probably took the police station by now.

Preston: They did. And that's why we need to get in and take the power armor that they have.

Sonic: They have power armor in there?

Preston: They did ever since they were issued with it in case an attack like this were to happen. Unfortunately, they didn't make it into the armory in time. Fortunately, the Black Legion doesn't have the code to open the armory like I have.

Vaggie: You have the code?

Preston: Got it from one of the officers when we made it here.

Leon: Thanks, Preston.

Angel Dust: Can't wait to kick some ass. And probably lick some.

Brock: You're gay?

Angel Dust: Actually, I'm a star of a certain sexual studio.

Brock: A porn star?

Angel Dust: You got it.

Shadow: Let's just head to the damn armory already.

Preston: The front is heavily guarded with them. You can take the passage to the sewers.

Angel Dust: Aw come on. I don't wanna get rat piss all over my clothes.

Vaggie: Hey, you're gonna have to deal with it if we're gonna survive this.

Brock: Well what are we waiting for? Let's go.

{At the police station}

A Black Legion legionare walks around the police station and goes to the restroom. He goes to a stall and opens up the toilet to find...

Leon: Hello.

Legionare: What the fu–

Leon shoots up the toilet and punches the legionare, knocking him out. The rest go up the destroyed toilet into the restroom.

Sonic: You know, I never thought we had to through that to here.

Angel Dust: Well it's a good thing I'm a guy and we're in a guy's restroom.

Charlie: Let's just get out of here.

Leon: Wait, we need to sneak to get to the armory.

Brock: With what?

Leon: *Looks at the Legionare* I have an idea.

{1 minute later}

Legionaries guard the armory in the hall way of the station, one with a standard issue police shotgun; the other with a smg gun. Another Legionare walks in looking lanky and wobbly. He goes up to the two guards and stands weird in front of them.

Guard: Uh, you okay man?

Legionare: Oh, I'm fine. I just feel a little cramped. *Thud* Ow. I mean...I just need some clearance to the armory.

Guard: We could if we had the damn code to it.

Legionare: Don't worry. We found one.

Guard: You do?

Legionare: Yeah, it's in my bal-*Thud* I mean pocket.

He pulls out the code and the guards steps aside for him to open the door to the armory. The Legionare walks in with the guards following. Inside was a rack of firearms, blasters, and four sets of power armor in the back of the armory.

Guard: Hey, we found some power armor!

Legionare: Yes I did.

The Legionare knocks both the guards out by slamming thier head together. The Legionare unzips his uniform and out comes the heroes from it.

Angel Dust: AGH, boy was that cramped!

Leon: Make sure you let me do the talking next time.

Charlie: So's who gonna get the power armor?

Vaggie: I suggest you and I use to he power armor first. Then Angel Dust and Leon use the other two.

Leon: Actually I'll let Brock use the power armor.

Brock: I can handle a few Legionaries without it.

Sonic: Me and Shadow can handle them without it too. We got super speed.

Shadow: YOU have super speed, faker. I have a gun. *Picks up the smg and shotgun* Two if you will.

Leon: One problem though. How does it work?

Charlie: Oh crap. You got a good point.

Angel Dust: Hey, I found a manual about it from that guy pants.

Vaggie: Please tall me it was in his pocket.

Leon: Probably not.

{Back at the Museum}

Preston: Where are they? Hey, Cadwell. Have you got any information on the Black Legion positions.

A man in a prototype power armor walks in the room.

Cadwell: Well I just happen to spot a few chaps on the way here. They seem to be wearing power armor as well.

Preston: Please tell me that's our guys.

Outside, the heroes walk out of the station with four hulking sets of armor and head to the city streets to finish the job against the Black Legion.

Legionare: Sir, look!

Captain (BL): What the hell are those?

The heroes starts running and Leon rushes to smash a car towards the Legionare in front of the captain.

Captain (BL): Legionaries! To arms!

The Black Legion use gunfire, but the ones in power armor seem to be invulnerable to the bullets. Brock and Shadow cause some beat down to the Legion and Sonic Speeds up the battle by using his spindash to ram into thier vehicles and soldiers. The power armor quad storm the battlefield in a destructive way. Vaggie and Leon are battle skilled and take out the Legionaries quickly. Charlie on the other hand isn't well with what the others can. She still has a sense of protectiveness and tries her best to fight them off. Angel Dust is just enjoying the fun of beating the Legion.

Angel Dust: Hey f**kos, get a load of this!

He brings out two rocket launchers and blows the Legion with chunks of flesh flying about. One Legionare brute came in with also a prototype power armor and comes to face him.

Angel Dust: Well well. I didn't expect them to have someone who uses steroids on a daily basis.

Legionare Brute: I will crush you, weakling!

Angel Dust: Oh, kinky.

Legionare Brute: Now wait minute, I don't mean it that way.

Angel Dust: Well then I don't mean it that way either when I say... I'm gonna beat your ass!

He jumps up and slams the ground, shaking the streets and making the brute loose his balance. The brute runs up to punch Angel Dust, but upon impact, his hand breaks on the advanced armor and he screams in agony. Angel Dust grabs him and throws him to a car knocking have m down. The captain is all that is left of the Legion. He runs to a open apartment and hides in one of the rooms of the building. The gang reach the building and search for the captain.

Charlie: Where did he go?

Brock: Probably ran off.

Leon: We don't need to worry about him. Preston and his men will probably get him. Probably.

Since now they stopped the Black Legion, they had the rest of the day to visit the city and do some amazing activities.

Charlie: This was the best day ever, Leon.

Vaggie: Apparently you guys know how to make days like these the best. Despite the fact we had to fight some assholes first.

Angel Dust: You know, I like to come back here sometimes. I like to see how people here take thier pleasure and sexual curiosity.

Brock: Uh...right.

Leon: Well it was fun while it lasted.

Charlie: We'll see you next time, guys.

Sonic: Bye, Charlie.

The heroes go thier separate ways. The day was glorious as Charlie has seen first hand what heroes can do and how she can be the hero of her world, and to pursue her dream of helping her people and her world to seek thier redemption.

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