Pt. 11: In times of need
The room was silent with Buzz on the floor, still and motionless. All was quiet until Hannah came along.
Hannah: Mom! Mom, have you seen my Sally doll?
She steps on Buzz and picks him up.
Woman: What was that, dear?
Hannah: Nevermind!
Meanwhile the gang was in the closet taking care of the remaining soldiers. They open the door to see if anyone else was around.
Brock: Looks like no one's here right now.
Tails: Phew. What a relief.
Jar-jar: Okey day, now let's find Buzz.
Woody: Buzz, the coast is clear!
Deadpool: Buzz?
Woody: Buzz, where are you?
They suddenly hear Buzz's phrases in Hannah's room.
Hannah: Really? That is so interesting.
Tails: What's going on over there?
They peek out the door to see Hannah, Buzz, and three decapitated toys sitting in a table.
Brock: A girl with three headless toys. That's something you wouldn't see everyday.
Hannah: Would you like some tea, Ms. Nesbitt?
Tails: Hey look, it's Buzz!
Deadpool: We gotta get him out of there.
Woody goes and distracts Hannah.
Woody: “Hannah!” “Oh Hannah!”
Hannah: Mom? Please excuse me, ladies. I'll be right back.
After she leaves the room, the gang go in to get Buzz.
Tails: Buzz!
Woody: Hey Buzz, are you okay?
Buzz:...
Brock: Uh Buzz?
Buzz: GONE!
The team startles a bit.
Buzz: It's all gone. All is gone. Bye bye. See ya.
Deadpool: I think he's drunk.
Tails: Toys don't get drunk. They don't even have digestive systems.
Woody: Actual, if you do some bio–engineering with toys, you'd be surprised, and a bit disturbed.
Jar: Buzz, are youssa okay?
Buzz: Well one minute you're defending the whole Galaxy, and suddenly find yourself sucking down blue wine with you guys, and Maria and her little sister.*Laughs*
Tails: Okay...😕. *Whispers to Woody* Woody, what do we do?
Woody: Uh...I think you'd had enough tea for today.
Brock: Yeah man, let's just get you out of here.
Buzz: Don't you get it guys?! You see the hat?!
Deadpool: Come on now, Buzz.
Buzz: I'm not Buzz! I am Ms. Nesbitt!
Buzz starts maniacly laughing.
Tails: Guys, I'm scared!
Jar: Me too!
Woody: Snap out of it Buzz!
Woody slaps Buzz with his detached arm which puts him back to reality.
Brock: Now are Buzz?
Buzz: I-I-I'm I'm sorry guys. You're right. I'm just a little depressed. That's all. I can get through this........OH I'M A SHAM!!
Woody: Shhshsh! Quiet!
Tails: Buzz, keep it down!
Buzz: But look at me. I can't even fly out of a window!
Woody: Window?
Tails: The window... that's it! We can escape through the window!
Woody: Tails, you're a genius!
Tails: Heh heh. I know.
Buzz: Did the hat look good? Tell me the hat looked good. The apron was a bit much, was it?
Brock: Come on Buzz, we're going home!
Buzz: Years of academy training, WASTED!
Back at Andy's house.
Potato head: B-3
Ham: Missed. G-6
Potato head: You've sunk it. Are you peeking?
Ham: Of course not. Now quit your whining and pay up.
Potato head: Want the ear.
Ham: No, gimme the nose.
Potato head: How about three out of five?
Woody opens the window and call out for them.
Woody:*Distance* Hey guys! Guys!
Potato: Well son of a building block! It's Woody!
Ham: He's in the psycho's bedroom!
Ham goes out to the others.
Ham: Hey everyone, it's Woody!
The toys follow to see Woody right on the other side.
Woody: Hey Buzz, we're gonna get out of here. Buzz?
He sees Buzz playing with his arm making airplane noises.
Woody: Okay...*Turns to the toys* Oh boy am I glad to see you guys!
Bo: What are you doing over there.
Woody: It's a long story, but I'll explain later. *Grabs Christmas lights* Here!
He throws them to the other window in which Slinky catches it.
Slinky: I got it, Woody!
Woody: Good going, Slink! Now just tie it up to something!
Potato head: Wait I got a better idea. How about we don't!
Bo: Potato head!
Potato head: Have you all took stupid pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?! Now you wanna let him back over here?!
Woody: No no, you got it all wrong! Buzz is fine! He's right here! He's with me!
Potato head: You are a liar!
Woody: No I'm not! Buzz come over here!
Buzz says nothing.
Woody: Come on Buzz! At least give me a hand here!
He throws his arm on the table.
Woody: Very funny Buzz, but this is serious!
Rex: Woody! Where'd you go?
Potato head: He lying! Buzz ain't there!
Woody: *Goes back to window* No, it's true it's just that.....*gasp* Guys, look out!
Woody sees that all of a sudden Black Legion soldiers are creeping up behind the toys.
Potato head: Real funny, Woody!
Woody: No guys! It's the Black Legion!
Potato head: Nice try Woody, but we're not going to take your dirty lies anymore, not even for just one–
B.L. Soldier: Second?
Potato head: *Turns around* Oh poop.
The toys finally turn around, but it's too late. The soldiers start grabbing the toys one by one. Woody stares in horror as he sees every single one of his friends being taken away.
Potato head: Back off you cretans!
The soldiers round up the rest of the toys and head off to put them to the toy box.
Bo: Woody!*Tries to break free of the soldiers*
Woody: Bo!
B.L.Soldier: Sorry, cowboy. You had your chance.
The soldier kicks out the lights and another shuts out the window leaving Woody by himself. He drops to the floor looking down and shaking his head.
Woody: No.......What have I done?
He looks down in shame until he hears sounds and screaming from the gang. He looks and sees the mutant toys coming after Buzz and the gang.
Woody: Guys!
He comes down the table and tries to free the Buzz and the gang.
Woody: Back away, you disgusting creeps!
The spider toy grabs ahold of Buzz's arm from Woody. Woody struggles to break the spider's hold.
Woody: Back! Back you cannibals!
The spider throws Woody to the wall knocking him unconscious. A minute had pass and a figure comes to wake Woody.
???: Woody? Woody.
Woody: Wahh...huh?
Tails: Woody you're awake!
Woody: *Gets up* Where's Buzz?!
Tails: He's okay!
Woody: What?
Deadpool: They've fixed him!
Woody goes and sees that Buzz's arm has been put back together.
Woody: Buzz.
Buzz: My arm is better now.
Woody: But they were cannibals. You saw how they–
Tails: Fixed up the other two toys?
Woody: Huh?
He sees that the doll and pterodactyl were also put back together.
Woody: Wow. And to think that all this time....
The mutant toys all look at Woody now.
Woody: Uh sorry guys. I thought you were gonna...ya know, eat my friend.
The toys accept Woody's apology.
Tails: See. They aren't so bad.
Brock: So what happened up there?
Woody: Oh...yeah...that.
Tails: What?
Woody: The Black Legion took them.
Tails: What?!
Brock: Son of a–
Footsteps are suddenly being heard in the hallway. The toys scurry off to the bed.
Deadpool: Uh oh. That can't be good.
Woody: It's Sid!
Jar: Wessa gotta hide!
The gang go under like the toys do, but Woody goes and hides in a crate. Sid finally comes to his room with a box in his hands.
Sid: It came! It finally came!
Sid rips open the box and pulls out a rocket from the box.
Sid: The big one. *Reads label* Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children. Cool. What am I gonna blow? Hey where's that wimpy cowboy doll?
Sid tries looking for Woody but instead sees Buzz on the floor.
Sid: Why not use him instead. I've always wanted to put a spaceman in orbit.
He grabs Buzz and pulls out a pack of duct tape to put with Buzz and the rocket. The gang sees this and Woody looks on in horror. The sky starts the rain, luckily stalling Sid.
Sid: Aw man. Looks like launching day will have to wait then. Sweet dreams, Spaceman.
He laughs evilly as he goes to sleep.
The gang are shocked that Buzz is now going to be Sid's next victim.
Tails: We've got to get him out of there.
Brock: But we can't alert Sid!
Tails: We what can we do?!
Brock: The least we can do is just–
Tails: Just what?! Do nothing?!
Brock: *Shakes his head* I'm afraid so.
Tails sits down and softly cries not.
Tails: There's nothing we can do to save him, is there?
Brock:.....Not quite, little buddy.
He goes to comfort Tails along with Jar-jar and Deadpool and the rest of the toys.
Meanwhile in Andy's house, the Black Legion have a secret hiding place in plain sight. Inside the boxes with the toys label on it, the toys are tied up in the large box.
B.L.Soldier: How does feel? Comfortable?*Laughs*
Potato head: You're just rubbing it in.
Ham: Hey when do we get to be set free?
B.L.Soldier: Hmm Probably never.
Potato head: Great. Just great. And how did I get this guy to be a moving buddy.
Rex: I'm sorry, it's just that I'm so nervous before traveling. And besides, everybody else was picked.
B.L.Soldier: Ya know, we actually had a little talk with your friend last night.
Potato head: Woody ain't our friend.
B.L.Soldier: Well I'm sure that Buzz thinks of him as one.
Ham: Buzz? He's alive?
B.L.Soldier: Not for long, I'm afraid. *Chuckles*
At Sid's house
As the rain pours down on the house, Woody tries to communicate with Buzz.
Woody: Psst. Hey, Buzz. Come over here and see if you can put the toolbox off of me. Buzz?
Buzz:*In thought* So this is what Eggman meant by scattered, huh? What a fool I am.
Woody: Look Buzz I...I can't do this without you. I need your help.
Buzz finally says something.
Buzz: I can't help. I can't help anyone.
Woody: Sure you can, Buzz. You can get out the box, then I can get the rocket out of you and we'll find Leon so this whole mess can be over. We can finally stop the Black Legion that way.
Buzz: Black Legion. Cartoon Universe. What's the difference?
Woody: Buzz, you must not be thinking clearly.
Buzz: No Woody. For the first time I am thinking clearly. You and Eggman were right all along. I'm not a space ranger, I'm not a hero. I'm just a toy. A stupid, little insignificant toy.
Woody: Come on, being a toy is a lot better than being a space ranger.
Buzz: Yeah right.
Woody: No it is. Look, over that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a space ranger, but it's because you're a toy! You are his toy!
Tails: It's true, Buzz.
He sees Tails and the others on the table.
Tails: You have been loved by Andy because you're a great toy.
Buzz: But why would Andy want me?
Woody: Why would Andy want you? I mean look at you. You're a Buzz Lightyear! Any other toy would give up its moving parts just to be you! You've got wings, you glow in the dark, ya talk, your helmet does that whoosh thing. You are a cool toy.
Brock: And we think you're pretty cool too.
Woody: As a matter of fact, you're too cool. I mean... I mean what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure? All I can do is...
He pulls his string and says “ There's a snake in my boot. ”
Woody: Why would Andy wanna play with me...when he's got you.
Tails: What are you saying, Woody?
Woody: I'm the one that should be strapped in that rocket.
Woody sits back down with his back in the box wall. Buzz looks at the inscribed writing having Andy on it. He looks at it and realizes...maybe being a toy could be better after all. Tails puts his hand on Buzz's shoulder.
Tails: We can do this together.
Woody: Listen guys. Toy should get out of here while you still can. Forget about me.
He looks back and sees them gone. Suddenly, the box starts moving. He looks at the top and sees Buzz and the others pushing the toolbox.
Buzz: Guys? What are you doing? I thought...
Buzz: There's a kid over there that needs us.
Brock: Now let's get you out of here before psycho kid wakes up.
The start pushing the box. Woody also pushes the box. Buzz sees that the moving van is already here.
Tails: Guys, we have to get out of here now!
Woody successfully pushes the box far enough to get down. The gang go down one by one, the clock already starts rignin.
Jar: Oh no!
Deadpool: Quickly, with me!
Tails, Brock, Jar-jar and Deadpool go under the bed again. Buzz freezes as Sid wakes up.
Sid: Alright! Launching time!
Sid takes Buzz outside. The gang run over to stop the door from closing. The open the the door and see Scud running and barking towards.
Brock: Oh shit! Shut the door!
They quickly shut the door. The gang now try to think of a plan.
Deadpool: Hey guys I have a plan.
Tails: You have a plan?
Deadpool: Yeah. Them!
He points to the mutant toys. They scurry into hiding again.
Woody: Come on guys. There's a good toy out there that's gonna be blown to bits in a few minutes all because of me! We gotta save him. But I need your help.
The spider toy comes up to Woody.
Woody: Please. He's my friend. He's only true friend I got.
Tails: We'll help you, Woody.
Brock: Count me in!
Jar: Messa too.
Deadpool: I'm in!
The mutant toys also agree.
Woody: Alright everyone, we may have to break a few rules, but if this works, it'll help everybody.
Tails: Sounds good to me.
To be continued...
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