Pt. 10: Inconvenient truth
Morning comes and Sid goes with his usual torture for toys.
Sid: A survivor, huh? Where's the rebel base?! Talk!
Woody says nothing and lies on the floor.
Sid: I can see your will is strong. Well we have ways of making you talk.
He takes a magnifying glass and beams the sun at Woody's forehead causing it to burn his head.
Sid: Where are your rebel friends now? (Laughs)
Then his mom calls him, so he comes out of his room. Deadpool comes out of the bag and checks up on Woody.
Deadpool: Hey Woody. You alright?
Woody screams in pain and rushes over to a cereal bowl and pours his head in the milk. Tails and Buzz come over too.
Buzz: I'm proud of you Sheriff. A lesser man would've talked under armour such torture.
Tails: Hey it could've been worse.
Woody: Sure hope it isn't permanent.
Deadpool: Got any word?
Buzz: Still no word from Star command.
Tails: He meant from Cartoon Universe.
As Woody looks at the reflection of the spoon, he sees that the door is still open. He realizes that it's now time to escape.
Woody: The door guys!
Tails: The door?
Woody: It's open! We're free! Let's go!
Buzz: But Woody we don't know what's out there.
Woody: I'll tell you what's out there. It's–Aaaahhhh!
The mutant toys come right in front of the door.
Tails: They're back!
Woody: They gonna eat us! Buzz, do something!
Buzz: Shield your eyes!
The laser doesn't seem to effect the mutant toys. Buzz looks in disbelief.
Buzz: It's not working. I've recharged it. It should be working!
Woody: You idiot! You're a toy! Use your karate shop action!
Tails: I'll use my stun gun!
Deadpool: I'll use my gun guns!
The gang go quickly shooting at the floor for them to stay back. Woody and Buzz get by first with Buzz's karate chop action.
Woody: Sorry guys, but dinner's cancelled.
Woody goes on a full on sprint.
Woody: There's no place like home! There's no place like home!
Woody goes down the stairs until he comes across the dog Scud. He quietly goes back up the stairs and Buzz grabs him back to the wall.
Buzz: Don't do stuff like that, Cowboy! You're gonna get us killed!
Woody: Don't tell me what to do!
Tails: Guys, just stop fighting! Now come on. We need to get out of here.
Buzz, Tails and Deadpool quickly run to the next wall and Woody crawls to it. He gets up not knowing his pull string is intangled with a hook. As they slowly walk, the sting gets loose and his voice box is activated.
Woody: “Ye-haw! Giddy up partner! We need to get this wagon train moving!”
Tails: Uh oh.
But Scud didn't wake up at all. He was still asleep.
Tails: Shouldn't he be awake by that?
Buzz: Yeah. Strange.
That's when soldiers come out of nowhere from the walls and start attacking the gang.
Deadpool: It's an ambush!
Woody: Not the Black Legion!
The gang get ready. Buzz goes karate chop on the soldiers. Deadpool goes full Deadpool on the soldiers and slice up their heads, arms, and crotches. Woody just hides again while Tails sets his gun form stun to kill. The gang continue as bets as they can, but more soldiers keep on coming.
Tails: It's no use! We can't beat them!
???: But we can!
A figure lands and kills a soldier with a knife. Another comes and slices one down with a lightsaber. They reveal themselves to be Brock and Jar–jar.
Tails: Brock? Jar-jar? Since when can...?
Brock: Jar-jar learned it from Leon.
Jar-jar: Itsa true.
Tails: Wow.😐
Soldier: Get them!
The Black Legion soldiers start firing, but Brock throws a plasma shield to block out the fire. Brock pulls out a Uzi and a 1911 and shoots down a squad of them. Jar-jar goes quick and puts down a few swordsmen and Tails and Deadpool get to higher ground for cover fire. Woody runs and hides to a closet and Buzz runs to the living room. While the fighting goes on, Buzz hides and waits out the fight.
Buzz: If only I hadn't been infused with an infinity stone.
Eggman: Oh, but you are.
Buzz turns around and sees a bot showing a hologram of Eggman.
Buzz: Eggman?!
Eggman: You see Buzz, you may have the stone to use as a power, but you'll never be able to stop me with it. And do you wanna know why?
Buzz: Because I don't know how to use it yet.
Eggman: Well that, yes, but also because you are just a toy.
Buzz: I don't believe you.
Eggman: Oh really?
T.V: Calling Buzz Lightyear. Come in Buzz Lightyear. This is Star Command.
Buzz: Star command!
Eggman: Now wait a minute.
Buzz: What?
Kid on T.V: Buzz Lightyear responding. Read you loud and clear!
Buzz: What?
T.V: Planet Earth needs your help.
Kid: On the way!
Buzz: ....
Eggman: Well?
TV: The world's greatest superhero, now the world's greatest toy.
As Buzz sees the entire commercial of him, he is shocked about the reality of what he really is.
Eggman: Now do you know who are?
Buzz goes through his communicator and sees a text that says “ Made in Taiwan”.
Eggman: Well?
Buzz said nothing. He walks out of the room to that the gang and the Black Legion where nowhere to be seen. He looks up the window where a bird is flying and remembers what Woody said to him. “You are a toy! You can't fly!” where the words he remembered. Yet, he is still determined.
Eggman: You ain't seriously going to fly, are you?
Buzz climbs up and releases his wings. Before he goes, he looks right back at Eggman.
Eggman: Go ahead. Do it. It won't change a thing.
Buzz: (Looks back at the window) To infinity and beyond!
He jumps to fly to the window, but in sad reality. He comes falling down to the stairs and topless to the floor. As he regains consciousness, he sees his arm detached from his body. Eggman flies over to Buzz.
Eggman: So now you know the truth. We'll be retrieving the stone once you have scattered to pieces. You'll see what I mean.
Without another word, he flies out the window leaving Buzz to now realize that all he ever knew about his world and who he was...was all but a lie.
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