Meet the amazing Merasmus
It showed Sonic in a chair eating chicken while Dreamworks was pacing "Lately all shipments from Mann co have completely ceased. Leaving us within new ammo or any supplies to speak of. And worst of all Saxton hale wont return any of my calls. So Sonic I may ask..." she went in his face "what did you do?" Sonic said annoyed "Okay first of all you're invading my personal space. Second of all, I'm innocent. May I resume my chicken?" He says pointing a chicken leg at her. Dreamworks slapped the chicken out of her face "No. Why are you innocent?" Sonic said "Because Sniffer did it." Dreamworks asked "Sniffer did what?" "Killed Saxton hale." Dreamworks said "Killed Saxton hale?!" "Huh," Morris says "neat." Sonic said tossing the chicken out of the bucket "Yeah we hacked the security cameras and got to see the whole fight. Then I missed the ending cause I left for some chicken." He looked in his bucket to see it empty. Behind Dreamworks, sniffer was on her phone. Dreamworks asked "You know where our ammo comes from right?" Sonic said looking from the bucket "Uuuhhh. Mann co." Dreamworks asked "Yes. And who runs Mann co?" Sonic tossed the bucket "Saxton hale." Then he realized "Oh wait crap, I see the problem." Dreamworks asked "Sonic, we stock piled ammo right?" Sonic looked nervous "Well..." Dreamworks said "Sonic." Sonic said quickly "It's all gone!" Dreamworks shouted "What?!" Sonic said "I said it's all gone. We have no ammo." Dreamworks said "Oh my god, Sonic, why?" It showed a flashback. Sonic asked "Hey guys who wants to see how much ammo we can shoot off before Dreamworks gets back with dinner?" He shot off the guns while making random noises. Morris says "You guys know I have unlimited ammo right?" It showed now. Sonic said "I guess we must've used it up somehow." The alarms sounded and Sonic ran to the cameras looking surprised "Uh we got a little situation." He saw the red team on the monitor "Huh." Morris says eating a burrito. Whitty said "Uh hello. Is this on? Knock knock who's there? Me is the correct answer." Sonic said on the P. A. "Uh go away."Leafy said "I'm afraid we can't do that." Whitty said holding his rpg "We're here for your intelligence!" Leafy said "He's a little excited." Whitty said "We're gonna break in." Leafy said "Calm down." Sonic (P. A) said "Wait you guys have ammo?" Leafy said "Uh yeah." Henry asked "Did you expect us to attack without ammo?" Knuckles asked "Do you not have ammo?" Sonic (P. A) said "Pshh no. We have tons of ammo." The red team looked at each other then blasted the door open. They all charged in. Sonic said "Alright god damn it! We don't have any ammo."Morris says "Uhh, yeah we do." Munching on his burrito. Sonic said "Other than you." Leafy said "Good going blue team. You never stockpile supplies?" Dreamworks said "No apparently not." Morris then finishes his burrito.
"Man, I know I eat a lotta expensive stuff nowadays, but ya can't go wrong with some good old fashioned street food." Henry said "Apparently everyone except Morris is very stupid. To the briefcase." Leafy said "Yeah okay, fan out boys." Morris then lights his cigar "Should probably stop em?" Sniffer mumbled something "Speak clear kid." Morris states "Yer mumbling so lowly the subtitles ain't showin'" She mumbled slowly about karma coming back to haunt them "Probably, happened to Joey afta all." Whitty said "I found the vault." Leafy said "Okay great hand me the intel." Whitty said "Question" Leafy said "What's you're question?" Whitty said "There's no intel." Sonic shouted "Wait! What?!" Sonic was grabbed by Whitty "What do you mean?! If you don't tell me where it is, I'm going to slap you in two seconds...one." Sonic shouted "We're not hiding it!" Whitty said "Oh." Dreamworks said "I honestly have no idea where it could've gone." Henry said "This team is more idiotic than I thought." Leafy said "Now how in the world did you loose your own intel?" Sonic got up shoving Whitty off him "I-I don't know! We don't just loose crap like this." He saw the wizard "Wait what Merasmus?!" Merasmus jumped as everyone stared Knuckles asked while pointing to the briefcase "Um can we have that?" Merasmus laughed while floating away. Sonic shouted "Get him!" They all ran out to find Merasmus in the air He said "Now I leave you...to your doom." He teleports away. Leafy asked "What does he mean? And what was exactly in that briefcase?" Dreamworks said "Oh you know just some launch codes." Sonic said "Oh dear." Then both bases blew up. Whitty was shocked then pulled out a canteen He said "This water represents my mercy." He poured it all out. "And now there is none." It showed them sitting on rubble at night. Sonic said "So that's it? We're out of ideas." Whitty said "I am not the creative type." Henry said "He only shot two missiles out of the entire silo. So he went somewhere to fire the rest. But where?" Sonic said "I don't know but we gotta figure this crap out soon. Who knows what he's planning with all of those missiles. Nice hat by the way." "Thanks." Dreamworks said "Any ideas Sniffer?" Sniffer looked up from the newspaper and looked at her with dropped eyelids. Henry said "Everyone come look at this." They all looked to see Mann co's lights on. Dreamworks said "The lights are on." Sonic said "But that place was abandoned after Saxton hale died." Knuckles said "I betcha that's where that little magical gremlin went." Leafy said "Well then, let's wrangle ourselves a wizard." Whitty said "But first we sleep. I am very tired." Leafy said "Yes." In the morning the teams snuck up. Henry said "No one make a sound. Do you hear that?" Sonic asked "Construction? What's that for?" Henry said "Sonic I said no noises! Geez!" Sonic said "Let me take a look here." He saw that Saxton hale was alive. Dreamworks asked "Well what's over there?" Sonic asked "Saxton hale doesn't have a twin brother does he?" "He has a brother. But not a twin." Morris says. Henry said "Yeah. Not a twin." Sonic said "Uh-huh, uh-huh. Then we might be in some deep doo doo." Saxton said "Okay I don't exactly understand the problem is." The constitution worker asked "So you want a rainforest...here?" Then began to argue until Saxton hale said "Okay, you're fired. Someone get me a construction manager who shared my vision. I'm gonna wrestle my stress bear." He turned around and saw Sticks holding a sword then she smiled nervously. Saxton hale said "Well mate, you tired. Merasmus." Merasmus appeared "Take care of this bloke. Would ya'?" Merasmus blew her back to Leafy and Whitty's feet. Leafy asked "What the heck is going on here?" Sonic said "Yeah, Also how are you alive?" Saxton hale said "Oh a simple resurrection spell does wonders for an exploded head. Thanks for that by the way." Dreamworks asked "Where are the launch codes?" Saxton hale said "Shredded. I didn't really need them. I just need for you not to have them. Now I can pretty much do whatever. Also Merasmus do that thing." All the others except Sniffer were in a dome. She mumbled in surprise. Saxton said "Yes thank you. See I'm a little pissed about being killed, What's say you and me have a one on one rematch, fists only?" Sniffer rubbed the back of her head and mumbled something "Oh okay you can have a shovel" he tossed her the shovel but nothing made her do anything. "Wow major buzzkill. Where's that balls to the walls Psychopath I know and love?" Dreamworks said "After breaking out of pyro vision she sort of renounced violence all together, well you know, after he killed you and all." Saxton said "Wow what a letdown." He then asked Merasmus "Can you fix that? Like a spell to piss her off?" Merasmus then rubs his chin. Saxton hale said "Oh and maybe beef her up too? I want this fight to be a good one. Merasmus then said "Okay." He then fired a spell which Sniffer blocked with the shovel making her fall, then it hits the light, the truck, Then it hit the dome. The team flew every which way. Saxton hale asked "Are you serious?" Then Dreamworks flew up more powerful than ever. Saxton hale looked at her and asked "Was this gonna happen to the dog?" He turned to Merasmus "This doesn't seem fair at all. Boo Merasmus, boo!" He then got hit by a blast from Dreamworks. The others got up and saw shocked at the sight. Then it became a fight between everyone. Morris just sat down. Then when Leafy shouted "Dreamworks get down here and help us!" She got kicked by Saxton hale and launched into the sky. She went between the two as Leafy flew by screaming. Merasmus was confused. "Trust me." Morris says "You get used to the weirdness." Then a big blast happened after Dreamworks hit Saxton hale with a ball of energy. Everyone hid as Leafy fell to the ground. Dreamworks was about to finish Saxton hale with a sword then a voice shouted "Stop!" She turned to see the owners for both red and blue teams. The red said "What the hell is all this?" The blue one said "We hired you morons to deal with our problems." The red said "Now your all dicking around wasting time and building a hunting reserve? You're supposed to be supplying my war efforts." The blue one said "It's my war too buddy." The red one said "Forget the war, I'm settling this this damn thing myself." The blue one took out a gun "Don't even think about it blockhead." The red one took out a gun too "It's my property!" They held a gun At each other "In your dreams grandpa!" They screamed then they shot each other. The teams and Saxton hale stood quietly for a few seconds Saxton said "Well how about that? You're all unemployed now." Dreamworks and sniffer were annoyed by him and Sniffer walked away. "So if you'll excuse me I must attend to my hunting reserve....Uh." He saw Grey mann Saxton asked "Grey Mann? What are you doing here?" "Who's that?" Morris asks. Grey Mann said "The new owner of Mann co, as it was stated in they're wills." He showed the will. Saxton said "I'm not buying it." Grey Mann said "He's not buying it! Plan B!" Then a bunch of robots showed up "Ha ha! Suck it!" Saxton hale said "change of plans, my wealth has been stolen, who wants to help me take back mann co?" Morris says "Eh, my schedule's cleared till next Tuesday. Why not." Sonic said "After all this, you think we're gonna help you?" Saxton hale said "Yes?" Whitty appeared and said "I will help. Yay." Merasmus said "Excellent." "Like I stated." Morris says "why not." Saxton hale said "Good enough. Everyone attack!" It showed the end credits and voice actors for everyone. Then it ended.
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