John woke up and stumbled downstairs. Jade was already at the dining room table. "Wassup, Derp Face?" She smiled.

"Not much. Might be going shopping later." John replied. He was kind of out of it. After all, he just woke up, and John was a pretty heavy sleeper.

"Nice. Where?"

"Colonel Sassacre's prank shop."(That's his fave.)

Jade rolled her eyes. "Of course." John opened the fridge looking for something to eat. There was a bang upstairs. They both stopped and looked at each other. "I'll look outside the windows, you look upstairs." Jade inched closer to the window. John nodded and ran upstairs.

John looked into every door way. He looked in Jake's. Jake was seemingly just waking up. He rubbed his eye. The covers were a mess and his pillow was on the floor. Jake jumped when he saw John in the doorway. He fell of the bed and took the covers with him. "OH! Um..Hello, John. Morning." He turned bright red and got up. As he pulled up the sheet, something fell out. Jake tried to pick it up, but John saw it clearly.

"OH MY GOD WAS THAT DIRKS HAT?" John yelled. Something slipped downstairs. Jade ran up the stairs. She looked through the door, horrified.

Jake turned brighter red. "No. Can't I just have an orange hat?"

John and Jade looked at each other and ran out the door to the Strider household.