Jake stopped them halfway down the block. All the adventurin really builds your thighs. *thigh slap*

He herded them back inside and started screaming at them that nothing happened.

Jade and John didn't believe that.

"well, will you two just leave me alone? I've finally found a date, now just let me be happy." Jake yelled.

They both sighed heavily and walked upstairs.

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Dirk quietly tried to close the door behind him, but the second he walked in, Dave rushed to the top of the stairs and screamed in a high-pitched Satan scream "DIIIRK."

Dirk rubbed his temple. "What?"

"WHAT HAPPENED? I WOKE UP AND YOU WERENT THERE. COME ON BRO. WHAT HAPPENED?" Dave screeched. He started grabbing smuppets off the floor from yesterday's flood and threw them at Dirk again.

"Early morning shopping?" Dirk shrugged.

Dave raised an eyebrow. He paused. "Wait that's not even your....." his legs gave out under him and he just plopped down at the top of the stairs. "Bro..."

Dirk looked down. In a rush, he had grabbed Jake's shirt. No wonder it was so big on him. Dirk cursed in his head.

Dave grew a sly smile. "Do you two do the thing?" Dirk turned bright red. Dave gasped. "YOU TWO DID THE THING. IM GOING OVER. BYE." He ran out the door, barefoot, yelling "THEY DID THE THING" over and over, at the top of his lungs, until he got to the Egbert/English/Harley residence.

When he reached the door, he started banging continuously on it, still screaming. Jake opened it, but Dave was still going, and accidentally bonked him in the face.

"Gadzooks!!" Jake put his hand to his nose, where Dave hit him. "What the bloody hell was that for?"

Dave wanted to answer, but he was too busy smiling like Pearl that time she wanted to Steven Rose's secret armory. You know. The one kind of like
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"You did the thing." he whispered. John and Jade had, of course already figured this out because well, the hat and the fact Jake was wearing Dirk's shirt.

Dave pushed past Jake to get to Jade and John. Jake pulled out his phone and started texting Dirk, but he realized Dirk beat him to it.

Dirk

Be over in five.

Why

Just get over here

Jake ran out the door and to the Strider's house. He knocked twice on the door and waited politely until it opened. Dirk stared past him. "What's she doing here?"

Jake turned around. Jade was smiling behind him. "Did you follow me all the way from the house?"

"Yeah." She shrugged.

"Go home." Jake shooed her with his hands.

"No." she put her hands on her hips. "I'm going to help."

"Help with what?" Dirk folded his arms and leaned against the door frame.

"We're setting them up on a date, right?"

EYYYY. So this took a while to update sorry, but it's been busy. Also, my girlfriend got watt pad, so it'd be great if you go follow her. She's also writing a DirkJake fanfic and it's AMAZING. So you should all go read it now. Her account is _gardengnostic_ now go check her out!

But not that way. She's mine, got it?

Like. Right now.

Also, I'll be working on the Little Mercrab for a while, so this and everything else won't be updated for a while.

Bye. (づ￣ ³￣)づ