A powerful and strong woman drives down a highway, going 23 mph on a goddamn freeway, just so that the camera crew can film her curly locks flowing in the wind.

No one behind her is happy. They have to get to work. She's stopping this. She's barely even moving. Move, woman. MOVE!

Suddenly, she switches into another lane, turning into an empty Starbucks parking lot. It's 8:00 a.m, nobody wants to be there yet.

She steps out of her car, pulling her sunglasses on top of her head. "Oh, hey!" She smiles as the cheers and clapping sound. One of the guys that was stuck behind her sees her, and rolls his window down as he drives. "Eat a dick, lady!!" He screams, throwing his McDonald's soda out and far away from her, due to his horrible aim.

"No thanks," she smiles, "I'd prefer to suck on my ladies clit." The audience laughs. Everyone laughs. This is funny. She's funny. I'm crying.

She clears her throat, "Anyways! Hi, I'm your host, Cordelia Williams," the people go crazy just hearing her name. "Awe, thank you! And as some of you may have guessed, I'm here to host carpool karaoke!" Cordelia explains, stunning everyone. The whole crowd goes quiet, as they understand how this is about to get deep and/or personal.

"I know. It seems impossible to get these people to sing, since they're all like animals in heat and just can't quit humping and pleasing each other. I mean, I was once like that too! But only once. Nothing like Elijah and Lafayette, who just keep going to town. Elijah's ass can be numb and wrecked to come sing, y'know." She scratches her head.

"I know that everyone's too busy doing the do, but surely they can pullout for a second? To sing?" Cordelia says, as everyone proceeds to fuck each others brains out in their hotel rooms. "We're about to find out!" She cheers, then winks.

"We'll see who's here soon enough, everybody!"