You manage to get the Once-Ler at your place. He gets inside with you and he looks around. He says, "Wow. So, this is what modern decor is like, huh?" You say, "Yeah, man. It's 1974. Everyone's all about color around their places. A lot of orange, brown and yellow." (Accurate decor colors for the 70s XD.)

He looks in the living room and he says, "May I?" You say, "Yeah, man. Sit down. You're home now. Your new home. You're living with me, now. I especially wanted to get you away from that bitch mom of yours." He smiles and he approaches the couch. He sits down and he sighs.

You walk over and you sit with him. You say, "What do you think huh? A place that's one hundred years more modern than your mansion. Don't get me wrong, man. I usually dig old places, myself. I want to see what YOU think." 

He says, "Want to know what I think?" You look at him. He looks at you and he smiles and says, "It's nice. I got tired of the same decorations for several decades. But mostly... my mom." You say, "Oh man. I don't blame you. I'm a mashochist, but even I can tell she's a major tyrant. And I tolerated her a bit." He says, "I know. You're pretty goddamn tough to tolerate my mom, Lady Isabella of all people. Ghost or not."

You say, "So long as I have you with me, I'm good." He grabs your hand. You face him and you lean in. You both move in and you kiss each other. You pull away and you stroke his face. You say, "I've been meaning to get you the hell out of there, Once-Ler. Have you with me." He smiles.

You stroke his face and you say, "At least now you have that freedom to do with me as you please without your mom knowing. Too bad for her I've recently become a psychic like my grandma Laverne." 

He says, "I'm aware she almost had a hard time dealing with YOU." You say, "Masochism is an evil ghost's weakness, babe." He says, "Baby... You're MY weakness. Masochist or not. It's because you're so damn beautiful." You smirk.

You say, "Hey, babe. Let's watch something on TV, man. I think you might like it." He says, "I've heard very little of this TV. This television, right?" He points over at the TV. You say, "Yeah, man. How did you know, already?" He says, "Wendy told me at the party at my mansion." You say, "Oh, right on. Wanna watch it?" He says, "Yeah." 

You get up and you walk to the TV. You turn the power dial on and the TV comes on. You see the cartoon Scooby Doo on. You say, "Hey, alright. Here we go. Here's one." You walk back over to the Once-Ler and you sit with him. He says, "What's this?" You say, "A cartoon called Scooby Doo, man. It aired five years ago." 

(It's 1974. Scooby Doo first aired in 1969. Scooby Doo, Where Are You.)

As he watches it with you he says, "That Shaggy character reminds me of you a little bit." You say, "I can take that as a compliment, man. He is my favorite character on here, so far." You both watch and you laugh.

He leans against you and you smile and hold him close. You stroke his hair and he sighs and smiles. You look down at him and you say, "Hey, man... Wanna do it again? Wendy's working at the moment. It's just me and you, babe.~" He sits up and he faces you. 

He leans in and he kisses you. You kiss him back. He pulls away and he stands up. You stand up with him and he pulls you back in for a kiss. A bit rougher this time. You moan into the kiss and so do you. He pulls away and he says, "Take me to your room, my sweet. You'll get what you want.~" You grin and you bring him into your room, shutting the door.

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A moment later, the door opens and Wendy comes in. She says, "(Y/N)! I'm back! I guess you got the Once-Ler, am I right? I..." She suddenly hears noises coming from your room from you and the Once-Ler. 

She says, "Shit. At least keep your love noises down. Damn, you two. I get it. You love each other." She shuts the door behind her and she walks into the kitchen. She gets out a box of Cheez Its and she opens the box. She eats some of the crackers and she says, "Mm. Good shit." 

She walks into the living room and she sits on the couch. She says, "I see they were watchin' something." She sits there as the Pebbles and Bam-Bam Show comes on. She says, "Watchin' some cartoons, huh? Scooby Doo had to be on." 

She hears yours and the Once-Ler's noises getting louder and she get up. She walks to the TV and says, "Fuck that." She turns the volume up and she sits back down. She sighs and smiles. She can still hear some creaking noises and a few moans from you and Once-Ler, but not nearly as bad. She says, "Man, they're loud as a motherfucker. Y'all wanna wake the dead?" She sits back, eating the Cheez Its.

After a moment, you and the Once-Ler are laying back on your bed. You sigh and you smile. He grins and says, "You dirty little thing.~" He chuckles. You say, "So fucking worth it, man. Wendy's home. She got home with us mid sex." 

He says, "Aw shit. She heard everything." You say, "It's all good, man. She cranked the TV up to drown OUR sound out." You hear her yelling, "Yeah! I did! Y'all are loud as fuck in there!" You giggle. The Once-Ler yells, "If we're not out of this room by tonight, see you in the morning!" 

She says, "Alright! Night!" You yell, "We'll smoke up a joint tomorrow, Wendy! Take it with us to the carnival!" Wendy yells, "Right on, girl! Rest now! You both should after THAT moment!" You yell, "Goodnight, Wendy!" 

You lean against the Once-Ler and you sigh and smile saying, "I could lay here like this all night, man. So relaxing." He holds you close and he says, "Yeah. It's great to be away from her, especially." You smirk and you say, "She's going all around the mansion, looking for you. I can sense it right now, man. She has no idea where you are right now." 

He laughs a bit and says, "Fine by me. Monster or not, I'm a grown man." You say, "But um... If I bring you to the carnival, you'll have to hide yourself. Not from the people of Ann Arbor... from your mom. I'll give you a disguise." He says, "Right. Got it." You both lay there until you fall asleep.