Question and Answers 9
Ryuzaki: *drops in the studio* Wazzawazzawazza, I'm Ryuzaki, here to host QnA 9! Since you've stuck around for this long, you know the deal, so let's not waste time on stupid things like introductions. Now, you may be wondering where have I been this past arc of Z World, well, the answer is very simple my friends, I've been-
Shouri: *walks in* Sup.
Audience: *going wild* OMG IT'S SHOURI FROM FORBIDDEN CHAINS OMG FOX WHEN WILL YOU FINISH FORBIDDEN CHAINS OMG FOX GIVE US FORBIDDEN CHAINS AS A NEW YEARS PRESENT AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Shouri: ...that's not the response I expected.
Ryuzaki: Damn it, you wait until the light backstage goes green to walk in! I wasn't done talking!
Shouri: The light was green... I'm not that much of a dumbass, y'know.
Ryuzaki: Alright, who sabotaged me backstage?
Ayaza: Kono Ayaza da.
Ryuzaki: Well fuck you and your shitty Jojo meme. As I was saying, I was-
Shouri: Since big man Ryuzaki here hasn't introduced me yet, I'm this QnA's special guest. Shouri Sakini, love me or hate me, I'm the protagonist that came from the most blursed CCEU book to date, Forbidden Chains. Now, let's see how much we can mention this book to give Fox a heart attack, since it's now cool to roast him wherever possible.
Ryuzaki: I'm not even safe in QnA now. My relevancy has gone down ever since I went to college :notlikedumjid:
Shouri: Ignoring Ryuzaki's midlife crisis, let's get onto the questions.
Q) To Fox-
Choose someone else as the host for QnA instead of Ryuzaki
Ryuzaki: Wait, wait, wait. I PLAY MY SKIP CARD!
Q) To Fox-
Nullify all skip cards usage for the rest of the QnA
Ryuzaki: OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE-
Ayaza.
Ayaza: Hi, I'm your new QnA host.
Shouri: That's more like it.
Ryuzaki: I will find the person trying to destroy my relevancy and sue them
Q) To Akari-
So... What's like being a dragon/human hybrid... Thing... Sidenote, does Morfessa perform experiments on you?
Akari: Y'know what's a fun game I like to play? On Friday nights, I head over to the local pub where I transform into a hydra and scare the living shit out of drunk people. Best part is they think I'm not real because their drunk.
Backlion: This is why I fell in love with her.
Akari: Morfessa did do some tests on me, but they didn't hurt as much as I thought it would.
Q) To the cast-
What's your favourite ship?
Ryu: The cast doesn't get to decide it.
Masaru: We do. This post was made by the ship master gang
Ryu: Personally, ZeKia is very spicy. You have Zeon becoming Rukia's shield for that Falling of the Shield Hero vibe, except that Rukia isn't a raccoon girl.
Masaru: If she was a raccoon girl, do you think she'd be best girl automatically?
Ryu: Probably. It'd also make Kristy a chicken and Spectre a princess.
Shouri: Excuse me?
Ryu: Are you a ship master?
Shouri: No, but I'm Spec-
Ryu: Gtfo here
Masaru: Boo you're a loser
Shouri: *walks away with hands in air*
Ryu: Anyways, While ZeKia will never come true, MasaNoku is wholesome as fuck. Did you see the Christmas special?
Masaru: Dude, I am part of MasaNoku and I was literally in that Christmas special. Also yes, I am a good boyfriend.
Ryu: Better than me-uga? Only people from the next gen gang will get this joke.
Masaru: Ok boomer
Q) To Yza, Kinjuzo and Yozora-
Have a waifu war with each other. Have fun
Yza: I'M TELLING YOU, RUKIA IS BEST GIRL!
Kinjuzo: You let your dick guide you, Mai obviously has the better personality
Yozora: Chiharu's a sweetheart who's done nothing but support me
Yza: Do your waifus have big tits? I don't think so!
Yozora: Chiharu is cuter than Rukia
Kinjuzo: You can't beat Mai in cuteness, she's a literal loli
Yza & Yozora: AND THAT'S KINDA THE PROBLEM!
Kinjuzo: Age is just a number, jail is just a room.
Yza: You lolicon!
Kinjuzo: Hey, if her age is on the clock, then she's ready for the cock.
Yozora: Yeah, let's ignore the loli lover
Yza: I can agree with you for once
Kinjuzo: Oi, oi, that's a joke... obviously I'm not attracted to the loli on purpose, it's just I think Mai is a very loyal girl and I'd like to protect and take care of her after what she's been through in Gyze.
Yza: But she looks like she's less than 7 years old!
Kinjuzo: I'm not looking for a relationship with a lot sex, I'm looking for a relationship with emotions.
Yozora: She's a cold-hearted deadpan tsundere, how is that emotional?!
Kinjuzo: You've obviously never seen the -dere side of her.
Yza: Ju, man, you the best, but I gotta disagree. You guys fail to realise that Rukia is a top-tier waifu. She's blonde, which is rare in Japan, she's got a very nice body, double Ds, and she'd also make for an amazing wife! Not to mention, she's a nurse, so that automatically makes her way more sexier!
Yozora: Ugh, you're looking only for superficial things. You see, like Kinjuzo, I want an emotional relationship, but like Yza, I have actual standards when it comes to which girl I want to date. Chiharu fulfils both of these needs. She's a great listener, very supportive, and gives me lots of headpats. But, she's also unbelievably cute and, admittedly, has a very attractive body, so she's also got that going for her...
Kinjuzo: Let's be real, Chiharu's the most useless waifu though. Mai was chosen to be the vessel of a literal God. What has Chiharu done? Step on you?
Yza: Rukia made up for all the stuff she did to me by letting me unload two years worth of semen into her mouth while she gave me the paizuri succ. I think I win here.
Kinjuzo & Yozora: Dude... tmi.
Q) To Backlion-
So... Do you count as a furry now?
Backlion: Say that again motherfucker and I'll show you what might is right means around these parts
Q) To the ship masters-
Say... Which is better? Fem! Backlion x Zeon or Backlion x Fem! Zeon?
Ryu: Zeon could definitely become a girl.
Masaru: Fem! Backlion would just be a slut, so fem! Zeon.
Q) To Akari and Backlion-
Give each other the French Kissie. Either that, or go kiss Cuckusei
Backlion: Kuku, easy dare
Akari: Why him? *sigh* I guess I have no choice
Backlion: Skip cards are nullified, so no escaping fate!
Akari: Jeez, you're worse than Yza sometimes.
Backlion & Akari: *french kiss*
Q) To Kakusei-
Jump off a building into a pond filled with hungry piranha, while eating badly prepared fugu fish
Kakusei: Back to the Kakusei hate train.
Shouri: Here's your badly prepared fugu fish, just to your liking. *dumps plate into Kakusei's hand*
Ayaza: I've just finished preparing your pond and building. Have fun skydiving, asshole! *turns into Dragonic Overlord "The Black" and flies Kakusei up to the highest point*
Kakusei: *sigh* I don't get what I did wrong. This is so... boring. *eats the fugu fish then leaps off the building into the pond* Oh shit, I'm dying... *getting eaten alive by the piranha*
Ayaza: GUYS WE KILLED KAKUSEI, THIS THE BEST WAY TO END THE DECADE!
Zeon: :woot:
Q) To Payic-
その胸は本当のですか?
Payic: 私たちのファンは尋ねるこの問題が「その胸は本当のですか?」って。さてお前は馬鹿野郎だな。死ねおねがい。そしていいや。胸は本当です。
Ayaza: Jesus Christ Payic, we don't speak the weeb language.
Payic: Watashitachi no fan wa tazuneru kono mondai ga "Sono mune wa hontou no desu ka?" tte. Sate omae wa bakayarou da na. Shi ne onegai. Soshite iiya. Mune wa hontou desu.
Ayaza: Romaji doesn't help either...
Payic: Our fans asked this question "Are your boobs real?". Well, you're a dumbass. Please die. Secondly, no. My boobs are real.
Q) To Ryuzaki-
Here's a bedroom, go in there and do stuff with Payic. Lewd or not I don't care.
Ryuzaki: PAYIC! COME TO MY BEDROOM! NOW!
Payic: What's the matter?
Ryuzaki: *sniffs*
Payic: E-Eh? Ryuzaki, why are you crying?!
Ryuzaki: It's been so hard... for so long...
Payic: *going red* Geh?!
Ryuzaki: I want some relief from how hard it's been...
Payic: W-well... if you insist...
Ryuzaki: COLLEGE SUCKS ASS! WHY AM I SO SMART IN EVERYTHING BUT BUSINESS?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND! THIS COURSEWORK IS BOOTY! I HATE DOING CASH FLOW CHARTS!!
Payic: ...*facepalm* Do you want me to get Riku to help?
Ryuzaki: Yes please, she's actually good at this stuff. Tell her that if she does, I might pay her.
Payic: I wonder why... *remembers Riku's a money thot*
Q) To Rukia-
Pretend to seduce Cuckusei. Then break his balls
Rukia: Kakusei?
Kakusei: I'm here!
Ayaza: Oh god he's alive!
Rukia: *walks up to Kakusei and grabs his tie*
Kakusei: *smirks* Oh? You're finally ditching that Yza guy?
Rukia: Yeah... I just realised how much... better you've treated me than anyone else. *runs fingers down his shirt*
Kakusei: Honestly, this feels like a dream... I've done everything for you, Rukia
Rukia: I know. And I appreciate it. *hands end up on his crotch*
Kakusei: Oh... you're into that kind of relationship, huh? Don't worry, you'll be thoroughly impressed by my—
Rukia: *summons mango punisher into hand* Hyaaaaaaaaah!
Kakusei: WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT
Rukia: *slams mango punisher into his balls* DON'T SAY THAT KIND OF STUFF! IT'S GROSS!
Kakusei: YOU WERE THE ONE TOUCHING MY— HOLY SHIT MY MANHOOD ARRRRGHHHHHHH—
Q) To Cuckusei-
I order you by my command spell. Kakusei, kill yourself.
Kakusei: Dude I just got my balls crushed and now I have to die again? What the fuck did I- *starts tying a noose and hangs himself*
Ayaza: That command spell's pretty effective.
Q) To Hiyoku-
When you are being Ara Ara'ed, you cannot resist and must accept it
Hiyoku: *visible confusion*
Q) To Shisue-
Go Ara Ara Hiyoku
Hiyoku: *sips tea*
Shisue: ...this is a joke, right?
Hiyoku: I must accept your older sister tendencies, Shisue-neesama.
Shisue: *coughs* ...a-ara...
Hiyoku: *accepting it* Go on. I believe in the you that believes in me.
Shisue: A-ara ara.
Ryu & Masaru: *pops out from the bushes* NEW SHIP! NEW SHIP! NEW SHIP!
Hiyoku: *sips tea* Thank you, Shisue-neesama. *dies of embarrassment*
Shisue: *also dies of embarrassment*
Q) To Kristy-
Go Ara Ara Zeon
Kristy: Big Bro Zeon!
Zeon: Hm?
Kristy: Ara ara!
Zeon: *spits out water*
Q) Kakusei-
Go make a gay porno involving live octopus, you disgusting piece of trash
Kakusei: OH THANK GOD I'M ALIVE!
Ayaza: WHY DIDN'T THE NOOSE KILL YOU?!
Kakusei: *sees dare* ...wha...
Shouri: I heard someone ordered sushi. *brings a bag of takeaway sushi into the studio*
Ayaza: Octopus sushi?
Shouri: An ungodly amount.
Ayaza: *takes it and hands it to Kakusei*
Kakusei: *looks inside the bag* G-gross...
Ayaza: Go on. Shove it up your ass or rub it on your dick.
Kakusei: How about neither?
Ayaza: No skip cards allowed buckaroo. Or we can make it worse by getting just an octopus without the rice.
Kakusei: You guys are the worst...
Ayaza: I tried to revive Gyze, I'm very aware of how fucked I am.
Kakusei: *makes gay porno involving octopus sushi*
Shouri: *wheezes*
Ayaza: *using eye bleach*
Q) To Ryuzaki, Maverick, Zeon and Shika-
Fight for the true Senku and Taiju of the universe
Zeon: ...seriously?
Shika: AW YEAH, TIME TO BRAWL BABY!
Ryuzaki: Since me and Zeon are intellectuals, we'll play Vanguard.
Maverick: *puts on boxing gloves* And since me and Shika are muscle heads, we'll box.
Zeon: *takes out deck* I guess this is fine.
Shika: ORAORAORA! *throws right hook*
Maverick: *blocks and uppercuts* MUDAMUDAMUDA
Shika: OOF- *still standing and starts punching*
Maverick: *block and counterattack*
Zeon: I use Bledermaus' skill to restand.
Ryuzaki: Thicc Arka PG.
Zeon: I got Stand triggers, standing my rear-guards.
Ryuzaki: Damage trigger, get cucked.
Maverick: THIS IS IT! *pulls back fist*
Shika: ALRIGHT! *pulls back fist*
Ryuzaki: This is it.... final turn!
Zeon: Bring it on!
Q) To Ryuzaki and Maverick-
If you lose, lynch them.
Maverick: *blinks*
Ryuzaki: *blinks*
Maverick: I FORFEIT I FORFEIT—
Ryuzaki: TURN END!
Zeon: You just wanna lynch us...
Shika: owo...
Q) To Zeon and Shika-
If you lose, shame on you, shame on your family, shame on your cow
Shika: Don't drag the cow into this!
Zeon: Turn end.
Ryuzaki: Turn end.
Zeon: Turn end.
Ryuzaki: Turn end.
Zeon: Turn end.
Maverick: *lynching Shika noises*
Shika: *getting lynched noises*
Ryuzaki: Turn end.
Zeon: Turn end.
Ryuzaki: Turn end.
Zeon: Turn end.
Ryuzaki: Turn end.
Zeon: *goes to draw*
Ryuzaki: You ran out of deck, bitch
Zeon: At least I don't get lynched.
Ryuzaki: Don't care, I won still.
Q) To Yozora-
Cry about your imouto not being real
Yozora: *sobbing over Kristy*
Q) To Zeon-
Cry on your not-real imouto not being real
Zeon: *crying over Kristy*
Q) To Fox-
Turn Kakusei into a girl and have her do something, go wild! Can't be skipped so... *gives middle finger to Kakusei*
Kakusei: *turned into a girl*
Ayaza: WATCH OUT, IT'S A TRAP!
Shouri: More like a slut.
Fem! Kakusei: Guu... this is embarrassing.
Fem! Kakusei, become an E-Girl.
Fem! Kakusei: I-I'm selling... f-fem! Kakusei gamer girl... bath water...
Ayaza: *Big wheeze*
Shouri: *rolling in his grave*
Q) To Masaru:
Repeat your date dare with Izanoku with the same conditions again... And if you don't do anything romantic, you'll be turn into a girl and get fuck by our "favourite" manwhore over there *points to Kakusei*
Masaru: Where do you want to go, Iza?
Izanoku: Let's stay at home and play games together
Masaru: This is my kind of date. How about Hate: Okay Order?
Izanoku: Sure! I need to get Evil Quartz anyways.
CCEU Gacha Game soon.
Q) To the ship masters-
Does Fem! Kakusei x Yza sounds appealing, disgusting, cruel or something that came from a story when Yza is an Ero Protagonist?
Ryu: ...
Masaru: ...
Ryu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *starts throwing up all over the place* HHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *puking blood* RRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *screeches like the demons of Balthazar* HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Masaru: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *pulls out gun and points it inside his mouth* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH *shaking as he rests finger on trigger* HHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *pushes gun deeper into his throat* OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH *nearly pulls trigger*
Ryu: *sobbing and rolling in ground* We can't let anyone else see this... or know it exists...
Masaru: *pulls gun out of his mouth and breaths heavily* Nononono... that's nightmare fuel...
Q) To Kakusei-
Hey guys, remember that old dare where I ask you to watch Yza having sex with Rukia, Female Yza having sex with Male Rukia and the threesome gay sex 5 times without blinking? Well guess what? Kakusei has to do it now.
Fem! Kakusei: *is going through hell*
Ayaza: Today's a good day to hate Kakusei.
Q) To Yozora-
*Hugs* you precious Amajiki level bean. I love you so much as a character, You > Yza and Ju so don't disappear reeeeee
Yozora: *getting Thanos snapped*
Q) To Rukia-
How you feel when Yza was actually right in front of you this whole time lmao
Rukia: It's just one big mindfuck, let's be real.
Q) To Yza-
If you would have a harem. Who would be in it?
Yza: I wouldn't really mind as long as I have Rukia in my harem.
Ayaza: That's a lie, you'd have every hot chick in the word in your harem if you had the chance.
Yza: They don't have to be hot. All girls are good girls.
Ayaza: Even the ugly ones? The bitchy ones? The crippled ones?
Yza: Even if they don't suit my personal tastes, I can still find value in their personality. Vice versa for bitchy girls. Also, my brother was a cripple, so I wouldn't mind.
Ayaza: What if they were ugly and bitchy?
Yza: If no one else will love them, then I will.
Ayaza: Stop acting so virtuous...
Yza: I want to become the ultimate harem king one day! And if I can't accept imperfect girls, then how will I become the ultimate harem king?!
Ayaza: Ah, so that's the sleazy reason why.
Yza: I'll become the ultimate harem king one day!
Q) To Rukia-
If you can't satisfy you know who because he has a lot of stamina. Would you allow him have a harem?
Rukia: No.
Ayaza: There goes his ultimate harem king dream.
Q) To Fox-
Bring the future cast... Again
*a time travelling truck and yacht crashes through*
Q) To said future cast-
Introduce your current lovers to your parents.
*99% of the cast gets cucked back to the future*
Kaido: Mother, father. This is my girlfriend, Emma.
Emma: Hello, Kaido's parents.
Q) To the parents-
Give your thoughts on your child's lover
Payic: *tightly hugs Emma* OH MY GOSH SHE'S SO PRECIOUS AND CUTE! KAIDO, PROTECT HER WITH EVERYTHING YOU HAVE, GOT IT?!
Kaido: I already do, mother.
Ryuzaki: Very cash cash money of you son. I am proud.
Kaido: Thank you, father.
Q) To Maxios and Rachel-
When are you getting married for real?
Maxios: *wheeze* Good question.
Rachel: I don't know. Honey, what do you think?
Maxios: Well, now that I'm no longer in a wheelchair anymore, I can do this. *kneels before Rachel*
Rachel: *gasp* W-Wait, I'm not ready! Oh my gosh!
Maxios: *opens up a box and reveals an engagement ring* Now's a good a time as any. Rachel, will you marry me?
Rachel: Yes! Yes, I'll marry you!
Maxios: We got 'em boys. Mission accomplished!
Q) To Shika-
Aw... *headpats* Good boy, congrats on getting your girl and cuck Kakusei in the process.
Shika: owob
Hiku: Shika's a great boyfriend. All of our dates have been super fun!
Kakusei: *cucked*
Q) To the cast, except Kakusei-
Hey guys remember this? *pulls out Rukia's Mango Punisher* Yeah, each one of you gets to beat *coughs*kill*coughs* Kakusei with it. Have fun! Oh, you can't skip and no, you don't count manwhore.
Kakusei: I'm getting lynched, holy shit.
Cast: *lynching Kakusei noises*
Kakusei: NO STOP PLEASE I'LL— *getting beat to death by a mango punisher*
Zeon: THIS IS FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU DID TO ME, PRICK! *bashing Kakusei with the mango punisher*
Yozora: I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE CHILDREN, ASSHOLE! *smashing Kakusei with the mango punisher*
Ryuzaki: YOU'RE JUST A HORRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT! *whacking Kakusei with the mango punisher*
Q) To Ryuzaki-
Bring Yukimura from the future
Ryuzaki: Here's my favourite E Class student, Yukimura!
Yukimura: Mikazuchi-sensei! I love your lessons!
Ryuzaki: *sniffs* A better student than Yuuto. So proud of him. He's doing super good in sex ed!
Q) To Yukimura-
Break Kakusei's legs
Yukimura: Kakusei?
Kakusei: *lying on the floor half dead from mango punisher lynch*
Q) To Kakusei-
Your legs will be broken and there is nothing you can do about it
Kakusei: *too dead to respond*
Yukimura: The fuck did he do?
Ryuzaki: Beat up two guys for taking girls he was in love with. He's got a toxic mentality that makes him think he owns the girls he's in love with, and no one else can have her. Basically, a yandere.
Yukimura: *cracks knuckles* Not cool. *walks over and breaks Kakusei's legs for good measure*
Kakusei: GYRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Q) To Fox-
Make a skit or something similar but you must have this line: "I just beat (its/his/her) ass with the power of mathematics!"
Yukimura: *dusts hands* I just beat his ass with the power of mathematics.
Riku: Akusa-sensei here for your remedial math lessons, Yukimura-kun!
Yukimura: If I pay you private points, will you let me off the hook?
Riku: Sure. Another 2500 Pr then.
Yukimura: Long live capitalism. *pays up* Ah crap... I have less than 6000 Pr left. Damn it, we need Cl!
Q) To Backlion-
Beat Kakusei with the Claret Sword
Backlion: My turn. Draw! *summons the claret sword and deals the final blow to Kakusei's heart* Finish.
Kakusei: *dies*
Q) To Backlion-
What do you think of the V Series Claret stuff?
Backlion: Welcome to Backlion's card review where we'll go over the currently revealed SP units from Team Dragon's Vanity! as of 31st December 2019. Firstly, Claret is a god among gods. He gets power and he restands FOR FREE. Do I need to say more? It's like they made this card for me. That damned beautiful smile of Claret Sword crossed with the restanding ability of Spectral Duke is orgasm worthy. As for other cards, Morion Spear is gas. Draws cards, gets power, fuels drop zone for Claret's skill. Beautiful. Darkpride Dragon gets power for free, mills and draws. Not only good for me, but for Akari too, to hit that first stride Morfessa nut faster. Blue Espada is even cooler, since he searches for Claret or Morion and fuels drop zone. For free, btw. Man, don't you love free cards? I love free cards. Lugaid's got a hot art, but not so hot skill. Good for other SP decks, but not daddy Claret. Ness isn't really Claret support, but she helps fuel drop zone. Intercept block is neat. Macmorna is basically ritual 3 for +15k, so he's a nice beatstick. Perfect in Limited to slap him in a Daman deck. Oh yeah, Daman is the Claret Sword of limited, change my mind. Abagurd is alright. Another beatstick type, so Daman limited here we go again. Overall, Claret's looking hot. Ichigo, make me proud. Shiro, make me proud. Taiga, my beautiful daughter, make me even prouder. Good luck, young Claret users.
Q) To Yukimura-
Back to the future.
Yukimura: It was nice getting yeeted to the past for a bit. *gets cucked to the future*
Q) To Yozora-
Go do closet stuff with Rukia. You cannot not do this.
Yozora: *enters the closet* Here we go again...
Chiharu: *screech*
Ayaza: *holding Chiharu back* RUKIA, HURRY! SHE'S GONNA GET THE AXE!
Rukia: But I don't want to!
Q) To Rukia-
You cannot not do closet stuff with Yozora.
Rukia: Oh you've got to...
Ayaza: HURRY UP AND FUCK HIM ALREADY! *trying to hold back angry Chiharu*
Rukia: Alright, alright! *goes into the closet*
Q) To Kakusei and Chiharu-
You cannot interfere with Yozora and Rukia doing closet stuff.
Kakusei: *dead*
Chiharu: *angry potato noises*
Ayaza: I don't even know what to say...
Q) To Kakusei-
I'll give you the chance to interfere if you cut your dick off, and after you interfere, you have to slit your throat right away or else your head will explode.
Kakusei: *too dead to answer*
Shouri: Can we do it to him anyways?
Ayaza: *explodes Kakusei's head* You were saying?
Shouri: Well then.
Q) To Ryuzaki-
Lynch on Yozora, he and Yza didn't go through the ritual.
Ryuzaki: *busts open the closet*
Yozora & Rukia: *doing closet stuff*
Ryuzaki: *closes closet* Another time is required.
Q) To Zeon-
Get your katana and screw Kakusei's shit. This question was sent by the ProteccZeonSquad.
Zeon: *grabs katana and stabs cutting down Kakusei's valuables* He's dead, he won't need them anyways.
Ayaza: Cut his dick off too!
Zeon: *reduces Kakusei to small pp*
Q) To Ryuzaki-
Boast about being in college while everyone else is in high school like a bitch.
Ryuzaki: As I was saying earlier in the start of QnA, the reason why I'm not in the 2nd half as much is cause I'm in college studying business and economics. It's very cash cash money of me. So you high school bitches can suck my dick!
Q) To Ryuzaki-
Bring John from the future.
John: Wheres mans at now? This ain't south London is it? Got into some trouble with the bluds way back then, and they be looking to lynch mans ass on the underground since then.
Ryuzaki: You're in Tokyo, Japan, John...
John: Mr Mikazuchi, good to see the mandem. Mans looking fresh with that crisp suit and all, but some-ting off, skridipipapa.
Ryuzaki: Welcome to 2019 John, its a pleasure to have you here.
John: Bruv, we what? Hold up, time travel doesn't exist fam, it only be a ting in the movie, papopapop!
Ryuzaki: Nope, we're in 2019.
John: Bruh, we be out here going back in time. Sick ting fam, sick ting.
Q) To Callum and John-
Have a conversation about fried chicken.
John: Aight firstly. CFC ain't worth shit. We agree?
Callum: THIS IS THE MAN! I'VE FOUND THE TRUE CHICKEN CONNOISSEUR. Mans been wanting a guy like you for a long damn time.
John: Aye mans ain't no fried chicken scrub, I only get the kush shit and only the kush shit, you get me?
Callum: Mans get you so hard. Aladdin's yeah? That place is whack. Dead fries and that chicken been through some shit.
John: Bruv, ikr? Every man out there hyping Aladdin's when that place is spadadaklackklack.
Callum: Exactly. Mans know in that west end, Croydons, there's some decent chicken. Juicy wings, but dead flavour. I can't taste any spice except cayenne. Tings need more variation. CFC spice blend better than that fam!
John: Only ting mans like from Croydons is their strip burger. Chicken on point, salad is fresh, and that burger sauce is some spice. Different ting, but it make you go skyapapapapap.
Callum: Nah best strip burger is in the East where Fuses at. Fuses strip burger is thicc. Six strips in one burger, that ting mad!
John: Fuses died a long time ago fam. Place got shut down cos them health inspectors be like, nah, this place got rats. Mank.
Callum: No wonder mans always had a runny shit after eating their food...
John: They're called Fuses for a reason fam. Blows mans fuse after consuming their dead food.
Q) To Callum-
Are you convinced that John is your future child?
Callum: He what-
John: Mans is what-
Q) To John-
What kind of name is Izanoku?
John: Mans don't question the Japanese names. Mans respeck dat culture and all dat so mans don't judge anything, you get me?
Q) To John-
Go back to the future.
John: 2048 is a good time to be a roadman fam. See you wastemen round in volume 2 of Generations when Fox gets his shit sorted, skidipapapa.
Q) To Ryuzaki, Callum and Zeon-
I called you the real Z World protags in my Generations review, so now end the QnA with a musical number.
Old Town Dojo (Remix) by Zeon Ishima, Ryuzaki Mikazuchi and Callum Sykes (Official Music Video)
[Zeon:]
Oh, oh-oh
Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna take my katana to the old town dojo
I'm gonna train 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my katana to the old town dojo
I'm gonna train 'til I can't no more
(Kio, Kio)
[Callum:]
I got the shanks in the back
Deep fryer is attached
Chicken is matte gold
Got the fries that's gold to match
Ridin' on a train, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the alley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
[Ryuzaki:]
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
[Zeon:]
Ridin' on a limo
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my katana
You can go and ask her
My life is a book
Cray divin' and Rukia's boobies
Katanas from Gucci
Family conglomerate on my booty
[Callum:]
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
[Zeon:]
Yeah, I'm gonna take my katana to the old town dojo
I'm gonna train 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my katana to the old town dojo
I'm gonna train 'til I can't no more
[Ryuzaki:]
Hat down, cross country, livin' like a rock star
Spent a lot of money on my brand new business
Payic's got a habit: diamond rings and Vanguard sports bras
Ridin' down United States of Ryuzaki in my Maserati sports car
Got no stress, I've been through all that
I'm like Messiah and Gyze so I kick on back
Wish I could roll on back to that old town dojo
I wanna train 'til I can't no more
[Zeon, Callum & Ryuzaki:]
Yeah, I'm gonna take my katana to the old town dojo
I'm gonna train 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my katana to the old town dojo
I'm gonna train 'til I can't no more
Shouri: I've been your guest, Shouri Sakini.
Ayaza: I've been your temporary host, Ayaza Ganki-Vulcan.
Ayaza & Shouri: And thanks for reading QnA!
CHECK OUT VOL. 10!!
Volume 10 Description and Chapter Covers:
ULTIMATE STRIDE!!
On V22, Yozora and Ayaza have a conversation regarding the truth. As Yozora struggles to accept the reality, Ayaza lends him a helping hand by crushing his hope and pushing him into the pit of despair. Hitting the lowest point of his existence, Yozora fades away—
—but not without incident. He opens up the box as a last ditch effort to live, releasing a wolf in sheep's clothing instead.
And that's a wrap!
Volume 9 was hard to make, but at last we're nearing closer to what I really wanted Z World to be about.
Unfortunately, you're going to have to wait a little longer though, since I have really important exams coming up in 2020. I'd like to focus everything on them to get the best possible grades, since this could affect my future greatly. However, when I'm done with those, I'll get back to writing and completing Z World.
Now, I'd usually talk about 2019 and reflect on it, or say some prospects regarding 2020, but I'll save that for another certain project I'm hoping to complete very soon. It's a big one, but it's the only thing I'll be making content wise in 2020 until my exams are over.
However, I will say that this decade was an eventful one. I've been through a lot, grown as a person, and even found my passions. Somethings were meant to turn out this way, so I'm grateful that it did.
2019 was pretty successful all things considered. Let's reach even higher heights, together!
2020's a start of a new decade, and the start of a new me.
To Z World. To all of the CCEU. To my colleagues and best friends, Kicchan and Shida. To you, the reader.
From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
Happy New Years, everybody!
That's all, Fox out.
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