Question and Answers 8
Ryuzaki: *checks time and rips off his clothes to reveal a suit* Oh look, it's Question and Answers 8. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANKS FOR WAITING! I'M YOUR HOST, RYUZAKI MIKAZUCHI, AND WE ARE BACK FOR A DOUBLE DOSE OF MIND FUCKS AND GUESSING WHAT'S CANON AND WHAT'S NOT? I'M STILL RELEVANT I SWEAR!
Audience: *goes wild*
Kakusei: Yo, I'm your guest, Kakusei Amehana. How's it-
Audience: *boos*
Kakusei: Tough crowd tonight, huh? Hey, is that-
Maverick: *punches him in the face* And that makes it a C4 grand slam on Kakusei's face.
Kakusei: *dazed, rubbing his cheek* You know, I should've expected this...
Ryuzaki: There's a lot more where that came from.
Kakusei: Ohoho, I can't wait to find out.
Ryuzaki: Maverick, next time, we running a truck over him.
Maverick: Aye aye sir
Q) To Kakusei-
Staph bullying edgy roll Zeon
Kakusei: Oh hey, a question for me.
Zeon: Edgy roll?
Kakusei: Short Answer: No. Long Answer: No.
Q) To Yozora-
Staph being a depressed roll
Yozora: I'm not a depressed roll
Q) To Chiharu-
How do you feel that Yozora isn't actually Yozora?
Chiharu: I made a promise to always love him, no matter who he was. That's why I'll still love Yozora regardless, even if he's not the Yozora I know.
Q) To Rukia-
Staph making Zeon depressed
Rukia: Eh? Me? I make him depressed?
Zeon: You don't, the person who sent this in is lying
Rukia: Ah... for a moment, I thought I did something to upset you.
Q) To Kristy-
A bit late but happy birthday!
Kristy: Omg, thank you!
Q) To Yozora-
...Suffer!
Yozora: I already am
Q) To Kakusei-
You said Zeon is a parasite, huh. Talk about pot calling the kettle black... Manwhore.
Kakusei: I have a feeling this guy doesn't like me.
Q) To Fox-
Hm... I know. Forced Kakusei to watched Boku no Pico and skip cards can't be used regardless of anything that will allowed it to be use.
Kakusei: Yep, he doesn't...
Ryuzaki: Step in the torture room, Kakusei. Dax's selling eye bleach down the road, so if you can't handle it just buy some off him. Better yet, off yourself before you watch it. *hands him bleach*
Kakusei: Are you trying to murder me or something?!
Ryuzaki: I dunno guys, am I?
Audience: Nah
Kakusei: Whatever... lets get this over with. *takes bleach and walks into torture room*
Ryuzaki: AYE WE GOT RID OF KAKUSEI FOR A FEW HOURS, LET'S ENJOY IT!
Q) To Ryuzaki-
Bring Kaido from the future
Ryuzaki: It's one of these QnAs, huh? Everyone, welcome our special guest from the future, my son, Kaido Mikazuchi!
Audience: *cheering*
Kaido: Can I go back to the yacht? I was doing boyfriend things with Emma.
Q) To Kaido-
Roast the cast the way only you can
Kaido: Well, let's see here... cast is a pretty vague term, so whoever sent this question probably has English issues. But I'll do my best roasting those I can. Kakusei, you have cucking issues. Shika, you have religion issues. Yozora, you have personality issues. Kristy, you have a brocon issue. Iku, you have brother issues. Maverick, you have girlfriend issues. Ayaza, you have a lolicon issue. Ayato, you just have issues. Kyle, you have zombie issues. Kaiko, you have zombie and homo issues. Rukia, you have boyfriend issues.
Sin: It's only gay if you make it gay
Q) To every member of the cast-
Beat Kakusei up. He must suffer. If you can't do this, then you'll will have to stay naked for the rest of the QnA.
Kakusei: My eyes... Boku no Pico is a wankstain on this world...
Ryuzaki: Oh look, just in time for the next question.
Kakusei: So this is what he meant by-
Ryuzaki: *rams a truck sized fist into his face*
Maverick: *rams a fist sized truck into his face*
Payic: *bitch slaps him*
Inu: *kicks his stomach*
Zeon: *strangles his neck*
Shika: *drop-kick*
Chiharu: *kick to the face*
Yozora: *punch to the face*
Shisue: *punch in the balls*
Hiyoku: *kick in the balls*
Hiku: *neck chop*
Wyvon: *round house kicks his back*
Rino: *kicks his back*
Mizuho: *punches his arm*
Ayato: *stomps on him*
Maxios: *runs a wheelchair over him*
Kurakuya: *shadow mumbo jumbo*
Ayaza: *punch in the chest*
Rukia: *flick to the forehead*
Kakusei: *suffering and writhing on the floor* I think... I think I need medical attention... *gets sent to the hospital room*
Q) To Rukia-
Give Yozora the succ
Rukia: I'm sorry, what?
Yozora: *squint*
Ryuzaki: You heard that right. Give Yozora the succ.
Chiharu: *woke*
Ryuzaki: And you, *holds Chiharu back* can't do that. It's Rukia's job to play with Yozora's sausage now.
Chiharu: But... BUT SHE'S A BLONDE THOT! I'M HER BOYFRIEND! RYUZAKI LET ME GO! I'LL USE MY AXE ON YOU IF YOU DON'T!
Ryuzaki: RUKIA HURRY SHE'S GONNA USE THE AXE ON ME
Rukia: Wha... I... who sent this question?!
Ryuzaki: If it makes you feel better the closet exists.
Rukia: ...okay. Fine. Whatever. Let's get this over with.
Yozora: Hey, I don't consent to his! I'm not cheating on my girlfriend with Rukia!
Ryuzaki: Bruh you ain't technically cheating since Rukia's your hoe.
Yozora: Huh?
Ryuzaki: Look, my head is about to get chopped off by Chiharu over here, I'm sorry for all the shit I done for you, just do the question and don't let me die!
Yozora: But you're a protagonist!
Ryuzaki: *looks left and right* I'm surprised Fubuki didn't come charging in here to take me down. Yes, but, right now, I'm in shafted mode! My screen-time in Z World's second half is less than Shisue! AND SHISUE IS A SIDE CHARACTER!
Chiharu: She's a good damn side character though.
Ryuzaki: Big up Shika's wing-woman MVP, that chapter was wholesome as fuck. Minus Kakusei, of course.
Kakusei: Yozora, if you don't want Rukia's succ, I'll have it
Ryuzaki: AYE NAAAAAH YOZORA DON'T LET KAKUSEI GET THE SUCC HE DON'T DESERVE IT
Yozora: That's all you had to say Ryuzaki. Come on, Rukia. You're going to give me the best blowjob ever.
Rukia: Wait, wait, Yozora, you can't be serious, right?!
Yozora: *unzips pants* Now. Let's do it.
Rukia: ...I see... I'm sorry, Yza. *enters closet*
Yozora: *enters closet*
Chiharu: NUUUUUUU MY BABY YOZOCCHIIIIIII!
Ryuzaki: Little does she know...
Q) To Chiharu-
Give Yza the succ
Chiharu: Eh? NU THAT'S RUKIA'S BOYFRIEND! WHY DO I HAVE TO GIVE HIM SUCC? I WANT TO GIVE YOZORA SUCC!
Ryuzaki: Aye yo Yozora, I got another girl here wantin' to suck your dick!
Chiharu: Wait, huh?
Ryuzaki: *opens closet and chucks Chiharu inside* Little does she know Yozora and Yza are the same person. Whoever sent this dare must really love Yza. He's getting the succ of his dreams in there!
Kakusei: Insert meme about which chipmunk is getting the best succ here.
Q) To Payic-
Give Ryuzaki the succ
Payic: *skip card*
Q) To Maverick-
Tell us the name of your girlfriend that never shows up
Maverick: No
Q) To Riku-
Dont give Iku the succ
Riku: Easy
Inu: I hate my life...
Q) To Zeon-
You are strong, you are awesome, you are incredible, you are not a parasite and you have a cool katana. Emon says Hi.
Zeon: *sniffles* T-thank you... thank you for those kind words... and hi, Emon.
Q) To Zeon-
Your relationship issues can be understood. Just remember to not forget the birthday of your relationship even you ever get with Rukia. Ryuuga says Hi.
Zeon: *nods* I won't! I wouldn't forget the day of our anniversary! And hi Ryuuga.
Q) To Ryuzaki-
Get Fubuki and Raijin in here.
Ryuzaki: Oh god... Raijin, Fubuki, your time in the spotlight is here!
Raijin: My opening was used in a book that wasn't Thunderous Rebellion. Go check out Re:Isekai, and there's your double free plug.
Fubuki: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WAS TRYING TO COOK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOW MY CHICKEN POT PIE IS GOING TO BURN IN THE OVEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Raijin: Don't worry, it makes it crispy if it's black.
Fubuki: THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S BURNT YOU DIPSHIT
Q) To Raijin and Ayato-
Have a lightsaber duel.
Ayato: Ah, it seems I'm going to have the high ground. *summons lightsaber*
Raijin: Two words. Fuck Kaisers. *summons lightsaber*
Ryuzaki: *mortal combat voice* FIGHT
Ayato: HUAAAAAAAAH!
Raijin: GYAAAAAAAAH!
Q) To Fubuki-
Your son is a fucking King, how does that feel?
Fubuki: MY SON IS FUCKING WHO?! I DIDN'T RAISE HIM TO GO DO EXPLICIT SEXUAL ACTS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!
Raijin: Fubuki, it says "Your son is a fucking King". Not "Your son is fucking a King."
Fubuki: REEEEEEEEEEE READING IS HARD OKAY! LOOK, MY SON IS A KING NOW! HE'S A REAL MAN'S MAN! HE GETS THE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OF HONOUR AND I'M PROUD OF HIM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALSO PETITION TO START THE ANSEI FAMILY AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Q) To Ryuzaki-
Bring Homura
Ryuzaki: Kick Kakusei's nuts for me please.
Homura: I'll make sure he'll never have babies. *cracks her foot knuckles*
Q) To Homura-
Kick Kakusei in the nuts and go back to the future
Homura: Easiest dare... ever! *unleashes her ultimate kick in the nuts that goes beyond space and time*
Kakusei: ... (too shocked for words)
Homura: Your balls have vanished. Thank me later. *disappears*
Kakusei: *drops to the floor and in a strained voice* Guys, I think I've become a lady...
Q) To Ryuzaki-
Bring Yuuto, Ryuuga and Akari
Ryuzaki: Oh hey, more relevant characters.
Yuuto: Take me back to my original timeline.
Ryuuga: I smell something burning...
Akari: Wow, I'm not in Cray anymore?
Q) To Kaido-
Roast all protagonists
Kaido: What you smelt Ryuuga was my wrath.
Yuuto & Ryuuga: OH GOD NO
Akari: Who's he?
Kaido: I'm the son of Ryuzaki. Don't you forget it. Yuuto, I'll start with you. YOU HAVE DADDY ISSUES.
Yuuto: *dies*
Ryuuga: O-Oh God, Kaido, please, wait-
Kaido: Ryuuga. YOU HAVE GIRLFRIEND ISSUES.
Ryuuga: *dies*
Kaido: And Akari. YOU HAVE FUJOSHI ISSUES.
Akari: Wait hOW DO YOU KNOW???
Kaido: And that's... a kill streak! *bang*
Akari: *dies*
Q) To Backlion-
Might is Right intensifies
Backlion: MIGHT IS RIGHT. MIGHT IS RIGHT. MIGHT IS RIGHT.
Fubuki: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE MY CHICKEN POT PIE IS BURNT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Raijin: I'll have it if you don't want it
Fubuki: Shove it up your ass I don't care
Raijin: Wasn't planning to
Q) To CSD-
You are a scrub but might is right. Ichigo says Hi.
Claret: Muhahaha. Even though I'm dead, I'm still relevant in another book. Of course, I am superior. Remember kids, war is peace, slavery is freedom, ignorance is strength AND MIGHT IS RIGHT!
Q) To Ryuzaki, Payic, Maverick, Inu and Marie-
Perform "Is Wyvon gay or european?"
"Is Wyvon Gay or European?", a parody of "Is Pucci Gay or Eureopean?" by C4, Marie, Riku and Izanoku
Payic: There! Right there!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh please he's gay, totally gay
Ryuzaki: I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
The totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay, I say not gay
Ryuzaki & Payic: That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically matically fay?
Inu: But look at his quoft and crispy locks
Payic: Look at his silk translucent socks
Ryuzaki: There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing
Payic: What are we seeing?
Ryuzaki: Is he gay?
Payic: Of course he's gay
Ryuzaki: Or Eureopean?
Everyone: Oh
Everyone: Gay or european?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?
Inu: Well, hey don't look at me!
Marie: You see they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Everyone: Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They will say things like: Ciao, bella
While they kiss you on both cheeks
Payic: Oh, please
Everyone: Gay or european?
So many shades of gray
Maverick: Depending on the time of day
The french go either way
Everyone: Is he gay or european?
Or-
Riku: There! Right there!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro-hetro jerk
That guy's not gay, I say, no way
Everyone: That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume
Payic: Is automatically-radically
Ryuzaki: Ironically, chronically
Marie: Certainly, curtaintly
Maverick: Genetically, medically
Everyone: Gay!
Officially gay!
Officially gay gay gay gay-
Wyvon: *looks at a girl*
Everyone: Dammit! Gay or european?
Ryuzaki: So stylish and relaxed
Everyone: Is he gay or european?
Maverick: I think his chest is waxed
Marie: But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
Riku: It's not a fashion curse
Everyone: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code
Izanoku: Yet his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy toed
Everyone: Huh
Gay or european?
So many shades of gray
Marie: But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on saturday
Everyone: Is he gay or european?
Gay or european?
Gay or euro-
Maverick: Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try
Ryuzaki: The floor is yours
Maverick: So Mr. Wyvon
This alleged affair with Ms. Serena has been going on for?
Wyvon: Two years
Maverick: And your first name again is?
Wyvon: Wyvon
Maverick: And your boyfriend's name is?
Wyvon: Max
Everyone: *gasp*
Wyvon: I'm sorry. I misunderstand, you say boyfriend! I thought you say best friend. Max is my best friend!
Max: You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples
I have a big announcement
This man is gay and european!
And neither is his place
You've got to stop your being
A completely closet case
It's me, not her, he's seeing
No matter what he say
I swore he never ever ever swung the other way
You are so gay
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret
Wyvon: I'm straight!
Max: You were not yesterday
So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay!
Everyone: And european!
Max: He's gay!
Everyone: And european!
Max: He's gay!
Everyone: And european and gay!
Meanwhile, Rino was left to be forgotten by everyone since he played Gear Chronicle while Ryuzaki existed, that's why Izanoku's boyfriend also isnt here.
Q) To Ryuzaki, Yza, Yozora, Raijin and Ryuuga-
Cosplay as Kiyoshi, Gakuto, Andre, Joe and Shingo respectively and do some Prison School shit
Yza: Dibs on Kiyoshi!
Yozora: Okay, guys, we should choose this fairly-
Raijin: I'm Shingo.
Yozora: G-guys-
Ryuzaki: Yeah out of the three options left I'll be Gakuto because we share that big brain. De gozaru.
Ryuuga: This feels like the pretence to your clan switch... I'll be Joe.
Yozora: I guess I'm Andre...
Yza: We just need to do Prison School shit, right? Ryuzaki. Crap your pants.
Ryuzaki: *plays skip card*
Yza: Welp, I'm gonna casually walk into the girls bathroom and pretend I'm one of them. Be right back!
Ryuuga: I'm gonna become skinny and check on my ant farm.....
Raijin: Just you and me, Andre.
Yozora: Don't call me that.
Raijin: Who's Meiko? We need her to step on Yozora.
Chiharu: Did I hear step?
Raijin: That's easier than expected. Cruelly punish him for me, okay?
Chiharu: What? No! I wouldn't hurt my Yozocchi.
Raijin: Damn, just like in the anime...
Yozora: Do I not get a say in this...?
Raijin: Not while I'm having images of wet t-shirt competitions and getting hit by a truck!
Yozora: Raijin isekai confirmed?
Raijin: This is one big joke about how my OP is in Re:Isekai, isn't it?
Q) To Ryuuga-
Shill Shimoneta and go back to the future
Ryuuga: Shida wants you to watch Shimoneta: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist. *gets shafted along with his ant farm*
Q) To the rest of the future people-
Back to your time you go
Yuuto: It wasn't fun being here.
Kaido: I'll see you home, daddy issues.
Yuuto: Oi, oi...
*Yuuto and Kaido gets shafted*
Q) To Zeon and Kakusei-
Would you rather be hated by Rukia for the rest of your lives or be the best buddies in the entire universe?
Zeon: This question is cruel.
Kakusei: Friendship ended with Shika, Zeon is my new best friend
Zeon: I think I'd rather be hated by Rukia than be friends with him
Kakusei: I'm not that bad
Zeon: Yes, Yes you are
Q) To the cast-
If you were into someone, who would it be? P.S. it has to be the characters who are in the series, including the dead ones.
Ryuzaki: I'm already inside Payic
Payic: Somehow this relationship works out
Yza: Do you have to ask? Of course it's Rukia
Rukia: For what reason though?
Yza: Tits
Rukia: I don't know why I expected a different answer...
Yozora: I'm into Chiharu
Chiharu: I'm into Yozocchi *pats him*
Zeon: Second half means new skip cards. *skip card*
Shika: Hiku!
Hiku: Shika!
Kakusei: Rukia
Shisue: My yaoi collection
Hiyoku: Love is a lie, love is the root of all evil! But, there's this older girl I like. I'm not naming any names though!
If he did, I could get sued for unauthorised misuse of someone else's character. *wink wink*
Maverick: My girlfriend that no one knows the name to yet
Inu: Riku
Riku: Inu's money
Ayaza: Aya
Mai: Here I thought you'd say me, you lolicon cheating bastard.
Ayaza: I still love her, no matter what anyone says
Mai: Sure. I like Kinjuzo
Ayato: Dragonic Kaiser Vermillion
Kurakuya: Myself, the shadows and Chinese food
Kyle: Being alive
Ryuzaki: We're talking about who you love, not what you love
Ayato: I'd 100% call Vermillion my daddy
Kurakuya: My future wife is egg fried rice
Kyle: I'm only answering this question because it says cast
Mizuho: Um... my crush is actually Ai-senpai. He graduated last year though...
Ubume: Yozora.
Yozora: You don't count as the cast!
Ubume: I do now, fufu.
Yozora: Hey, someone send a cruel dare for Ubume for me, thanks
Ubume: How rude. *pouts*
Chiharu: *grabs her axe* THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT GET AWAY FROM MY BABY YOZOCHIIIIIIIIIII!
Ryuzaki: We're experiencing some technical difficulties, we'll be right back!
Q) To Yza-
Rejoice on finally being able to get the succ Rukia promised
Yza: Two years worth of semen coming up :woot:
Q) To Rukia-
Give Yza the succ
Rukia: *sigh* Get in the closet.
Yza: AWWW YEAH
Ryuzaki: And that concludes Q n A! Thanks for coming out here everyone, and I hope you've enjoyed this reintroduction! I'm your host, Ryuzaki, and I'll see you... next time I'm relevant, damn it!
Kakusei: And I'll see you all in the next volume! Thanks for having me on, everyone- *a truck gets rammed into him*
CHECK OUT VOL. 9!!
Volume 9 Description and Chapter Covers:
ULTIMATE STRIDE!!
Zeon and Shika enter Cray, desperately searching for Rukia. While trying to find her, they meet the man that caused all the events that lead up to where they are right now... Backlion Demiza! On Earth, Yozora continues to struggle with his mental state, and the fuzzy memories of his past are about to be ignited by pitch black flames.
Hi, Fox here to give a couple words. To the new guys who've just started reading this book, welcome! I hope this was mildly entertaining, despite all the memes.
To my veteran readers, hey, how you doing? Thanks for reading another volume of Z World. This one was a lot of fun to write, since I really like my high school dramas.
We're entering the Cray arc now, and hopefully you'll enjoy it as much as this volume. I'll try to publish chapters every week, but I can't promise anything!
Now then, let's see together just how much edgier I can make this book XD
That's all, Fox out!
Bonus Question:
Q) To Riku-
Give Iku some coochie
Inu: OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Riku: Oh, Inu~
Inu: GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME
Riku: You act like such a dog sometimes. Here~ you~ go~
Inu: awOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOooooooooooooOoooooooo
At least on our TVTropes page (that sadly doesn't exist) we can get the "PG-13 Sex Scene" trope now.
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