Ryuzaki: Welcome to the long awaited Question and Answers 7! After that finale that shook even me, it's time for us to ignore the serious and depressing mental breakdowns of Yozora for a funny haha in QnA. I know, Fox is a great person!

Indeed I am.

Ryuzaki: Holy- What the fuck are you doing here?

I'm always here. Watching. *disappears into the shadows*

Ryuzaki: Well... I mean, sure. But I flexed my deck on a God so who cares. Please welcome our Q n A guest... Yza Blade.....?

Yza: *enters the stage waving* Hi everyone!

Ryuzaki: Ignoring the last chapter, AREN'T YOU DEAD?

Yza: Yes but the last chapter happened

Ryuzaki: That makes total sense.

Yza: Still, WELCOME TO Q N A 7, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ALIVE! TWO YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN MADE A GLOPPING NOISE AS IT FLOWED ENDLESSLY INSIDE RUKIA THIS MORNING WHEN I FOUND OUT I WASN'T A GHOST!

Ryuzaki: Sounds like a usual Z World afternoon. On to the questions!

Q) Marie-
Be the straight man throughout this QnA

Marie: I'll try my best~

Yza: Hot damn it's a Japanese chick who can speak my language. *in English* If you were unconscious, I'd still give you the tea.

Marie: *in English* You don't give tea to unconscious people.

Yza: *in English* Exactly but I'll make an exception with someone like you

Marie: *in English* Right then I'll call the lads from West London to shank you down if you're going to put your tea in my cup

Yza: *in English* Shit you mean like the roadmen?

Marie: *in English* Roadmen who will serve you Roadman Tea.

Yza: *in English* ...C-CALLUM SAVE ME FROM THIS FATE!!

Callum: *picking his nose and in English* Bloody hell Yza, just drink the roadman tea. It's quite nice.

Yza: *in English* There's probably a hidden shank in the tea! And they put milk in first! You don't do that!

Marie: *in English* Didn't a certain two men have this chat already?

Callum: *in English* Can I shank you and take your kidneys?

Marie: *in English* ...what're you, Jack the Ripper?

Callum: *in English* If I was, then I'd be a loli.

Mai: I heard loli

Yza: FLAT IS JUSTICE!

Callum: Can I shank you then?

Mai: You attempted to a good four chapters ago

Callum: Woah

Marie: And this kids is why you don't start your Q n A with a British character while Yza is guest

Q) To Ghost Yza-
Get a human body

Yza: Excuse you this body is human enough, do you want to see my magnum dong as proof?

Ryuzaki: Let's not expose your tiny pecker in front of everyone

Yza: At least I have a dick

Ryuzaki: I do too

Yza: PROVE IT TO ME THEN

Ryuzaki: FINE THEN I WILL

Marie: Where's Sin when you need him?

Sin: It's only gay if you make it gay

Marie: Ah, there he is

Ryuzaki & Yza: Well then we make this gay! No homo.

Marie: I have a bad feeling about this...

*a few moments later*

Ryuzaki: I never want to see another man's penis again *sits down with horrified look*

Yza: I regret this... so much... *sits down with horrified look*

Marie: Did you two actually see each other's magnum dongs?

Ryuzaki & Yza: No but we googled pictures of infected magnum dongs...

Yza: One them had genital warts on the urethra...

Ryuzaki: Another had fat pimples lined against against their foreskin...

Marie: You two truly are idiots *sips her tea*

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Bring Yuri from the future in the time travel truck

Ryuzaki: *brings Yuri from the future in a time travelling truck*

Yza: On one hand this is a black haired girl with big tits on the other hand this isn't Payic so do I ask her if her milky jugs are real?

Payic: *revs a chainsaw in the background*

Yza: N-never mind...

Marie: That's just Yumeko from Kakegurui! Wait, will I be sued for saying that?

Ryuzaki: Spiral Terra isn't sued yet.

Marie: What's a Spiral Terra?

Ryuzaki: You'll find out a couple questions time

Q) To Yuri-
Tell Yza what you want Ryuuga to do to you

Yuri: Oh Yza~!

Yza: Holy shit she wants to talk to me, YEAH YURI?

Yuri: I want to tell you my fantasy with me and Ryuuga!

Yza: Oh, yeah, sure, let's hear it. Wait who's Ryuuga?

Yuri: I want him to drag me to a bed and fuck the fucking hell out of me until I'm beginning for more and make me choke on his meaty cock until his flavorsome nut is dragging down my tight throat and-

Payic: *jawdrop*

Yuri: Then I want him to shove his big fat cock deep into my small tight asshole until my pussy starts squirting cum as if it were a breaking dam!

Marie: *jawdrop*

Yuri: And then, I want him to make clones of himself so that they all can fuck me and fill me up to a point where all my holes are full of his hot sticky flavoursome cum! I want him to fuck my tight pussy until my legs go numb and until I enter a state of pure bliss after getting pounded hard by his amazing cock!

Ryuzaki: *jawdrop*

Yuri: *cleans her drool* Oh my, I got a bit too excited there. I even started drooling the way I will drool when he shoves his cock so deep into my mouth that I'll run out of air!

Yza: ...so who's Ryuuga then?

Ryuzaki: Someone from the next generation

Yza: Wait... does that mean...

Ryuzaki: Yuri's from the future yes

Yza: DAMN IT WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD GIRLS ALIVE 30 YEARS AFTER I'M PAST MY PRIME! I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION!

Yuri: You're into the kind of stuff too?

Yza: You speak to me a perverted spiritual level no else can, I am blessed to meet a girl with the same mindset as me

Marie: How much worse can this Q n A devolve too... we're entering pure degeneracy here

Q) To Yza-
Take Rukia into a closet and do to her what Yuri wants Ryuuga to do to her

Yza: *omega woke*

Rukia: Who's Yuri? Who's Ryuuga? What did Yuri want Ryuuga to do to her?

Marie: Do we tell her?

Ryuzaki: Let her experience it for herself...

Yza: Rukia. I know that two years worth of semen flowed into you this morning, but I've got something even better. Come with me to the closet.

Rukia: WAIT WHEN DID YOU PUT TWO YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN IN ME?!

Yza: OKAY MAYBE THAT WAS A DREAM JUST FOLLOW THE FLOW *puts both in the closet*

Marie: I guess he's going to now actually glop two years worth of semen inside her.

Ryuzaki: We have a closet cam installed, but with this dare... should we use it?

Marie: *hearing the questionable noises in the closet* God save the Queen, please don't.

Ryuzaki: For once I agree on something not said by Maverick...

Q) To Yuri-
Call Spectre out on being a tree hugger and Ahsha's bitch and then return to the future

Yuri: Hey Spectre!

Spectre: What?

Yuri: You're a Tree Hugger!

Spectre: Wrong Spectre

Yuri: Ahsha's Hoe!

Spectre: That I am

Yuri: Oof, laters *returns to the future*

Q) To Zak-
Dress up as Astolfo and do gay stuff with Callum. No skipping

Zak: ...I want to die...

Ryuzaki: You know, this is karma. KARMA FOR KIDNAPPING IKU!

Inu: IT'S INU WITH A N

Zak: *sighs and gets into Astolfo cosplay*

Ryuzaki: Just to shame you more, we brought your mother from the mental institution to the studio today!

Zak: YOU WHAT

Mirai: *appears* I didn't know you were into cross-dressing

Zak: MOM THIS IS A DARE I DON'T WANT TO WEAR THIS SKIRT

Mirai: I guess the kinky genes do run in the family...

Marie: ...that had no right implicating more then it should've

Ryuzaki: Hey I just remembered this girl tortured Callum to the breaking point and this dare involves Callum what do I do?

Marie: Shaft her back to mental institution?

Ryuzaki: I'm this close to hiring you *shafts Mirai back to where she belongs*

Callum: *wheezes* HOLY SHIT ZAK WAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OUTFIT!?

Zak: I-I... THIS IS AN UNSKIPPABLE DARE OKAY! I NOW NEED TO DO GAY STUFF WITH YOU!

Callum: U wut

Q) To Callum-
Do gay stuff with Zak while dressed as your favourite character in White Flower. No skipping

Callum: MOTHER OF FUCK- well, I get to dress as Atsa so it's calm. *dresses up as Atsa and holds demonic shank*

Zak: I HATE YOU (redacted), I HOPE YOU DIE LONELY! *holds Callum's hand*

Callum: YO WTF FAM THATS GAY *snatches hand away and shanks Zak with demonic shank*

Zak: *on the floor bleeding* I need a medic...

Marie: Oof. *calls for the medical team*

Ryuzaki: Uh, the medical team is kind of in the closet with Yza right now

Marie: Bloody hell *calls for an ambulance*

Ryuzaki: Onto the next question!

Q) To Yza-
Here's a Scathach hentai. Read it while trying not to beat your meat. (If you do beat your meat, Mai will be Gyze's bride, and Rukia will be married off to Zeon. And for the cherry on top, thou shalt not skip this)

Ryuzaki: And this is how closet camera is useful. *turns it on and it's at the part where Yza and his clones are doing the gangbang* OKAY THEN *turns it off*

Marie: *watches Zak get pulled away on a stretcher*

Ryuzaki: We'll return to this dare once Yza finishes.

Q) To Yozora-
Share a deep, passionate kiss with your mother (card or not), otherwise a certain Lewd Nun shall kidnap you and have you drown in pleasure everyday. (Unskippable)

Yozora: B-but... I don't have a mother... unless you want to count Chiharu's mom... since she's technically my mom by law.

Chiharu: ...*changes it so she is his mother in law* Fixed, now kiss me Yozocchi.

Yozora: O-okay *kisses her deep and passionately*

Chiharu: *kisses back just as deep and passionately*

Ryuzaki: Where's the other closet when you need it...

Q) To Ryuzaki-
X Gon Give it to ya

Ryuzaki: Who

Marie: That's Shika's theme song, isn't it?

Shika: OWO

Ryuzaki: Yo big guy

Shika: Hi owo

Ryuzaki: What you got for me?

Shika: *hands Ryuzaki a "thank you" card* owo

Ryuzaki: *reads it* Dear Mr. Ryuzaki. Thank you for all the effort you put in the past few months of trying to stop the Zeroth Dragon and Gyze. You did your best and everyone's proud owo. Love from, Shika owo. *sniffs* Maverick, I think we got another case of eye-leakage

Shika: Owo?

Yza: *exists closet* This time, I glopped more then 2 years worth.

Rukia: *exists closet* We never speak of this event... ever... *dark aura*

Yza: Y-yeah, sure! *trembles* So, what was my dare from earlier?

Ryuzaki: Oh, right, that exists *sticks thank you card on the fridge*

Yza: Hm, that's... quite a dare *looks at Scathach hentai*

Rukia: Why am I being offered up again...

Marie: Guys like pretty blonde girls with big boobs

Zeon: I refuse to marry Rukia...

Marie: I thought you liked her (secretly)

Mai: I would prefer to be married off to Gyze instead of spending my relevance in Z World *inside* of him

Marie: He didn't impregnate you at least

Yza: I've decided. I'll read this hentai, and not beat my meat. Scathach-sensei has taught me one thing. AND THAT IS THE ART OF SELF CONTROL OVER MY LUST!

Marie: You failed to control your lust while in the closet though

Ryuzaki: DAMN IT CAN WE HIRE THIS GIRL AS A REGULAR? SHE'S GOOD

Yza: *reads hentai while scratching his crotch every so often*

Ryuzaki: This is the most tense reading session of our lives.

Yza: *unzips pants*

Rukia: We're all fucked

Yza: *grabs his penis*

Mai: If he does this then we'll have a Z World sequel on our hands...

Yza: *crushes it and screams in pain*

Zeon: Did he... just break his own penis?

Marie: It seems like he has

Yza: *gasps in shock and continues reading*

Ryuzaki: I BELIEVE IN YOU YZA DON'T BECOME A CUCK TO ZEON!

Zeon: YEAH GO YZA DON'T MAKE ME STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND UNWILLINGLY!

Rukia: YOU GOT THIS YZA, JUST HOLD BACK AND LATER I'LL DEAL WITH YOUR URGES!

Mai: THIS IS MY SHOUT OF ENCOURAGEMENT!

Marie: When you take a step back and analyse this scene, you find that four people are encouraging a man to break his penis while reading a hentai about his favourite waifu. This is normal in the Q n A apparently.

Yza: *finishes* MY PENIS IS BLEEDING I BROKE THE BONE OH GOD RUKIA PLEASE DO SURGERY ON IT

Rukia: On it *carries him backstage*

Zeon: We dodged a close bullet there...

Marie: I'm surprised his penis didn't break earlier. It's been through a lot these past two books

Ryuzaki: There's a reason why Yza calls it a magnum dong

Mai: His balls are made of iron I swear... he can somehow still manage to have kids

Q) To Fox-
Choose between burning your Sagiri comic or your Scathach comic.

You leave me no choice... *burns Sagiri comic* Eromanga is trash... and so am I... FORGIVE ME, MY SWEET IMOUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAGIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Q) To Riku-
Become Riku-gauche

Riku: *becomes Riku-gauche* This is one combo I didn't expect

Q) To Ayato-
Become Ayato-gauche

Ayato: *becomes Ayato-gauche* My sister... well, I don't have one cuz I'm a clone of Ayaza u dummy

Q) To Mai-
Die in your useless pit of irrelevancy you fucking waste

Mai: I didn't expect this kind of hostility from the readers

Ryuzaki: A troll probably sent this

Q) To Gyze-
Angels dont destroy worlds get used to it

Yozora: Gyze can't exactly answer this question since he well...

Ryuzaki: *smacks a fan*

Yza: *empties a bag of dust afterwards*

Q) To Yozora-
How's it feel to be Yza?

Yozora: Well... *stares at Yza*

Yza: *stares at Yozora*

Ryuzaki: Wait holy fuck what?

Yozora: Well, I'm not sure since it seems we've separated...

Marie: Fox, how do we explain this one?

You see I don't even have a reasonable answer

Yza: Eh minor these Q n As are non-canon 99.9% of the time

Q) To Chiharu-
So Yozora never existed :/

Chiharu: *pokes Yozora* He exists *pouts*

Q) To Fox-
Chiharu x Yza is a thing now?

Uhhhh I'll let the readers decide

Q) To anyone who has played CFA-
Play the mini-game

Yozora: Did it already

Ryuzaki: Did it already

You see a lot of people use CFA and if we loiter on this part for too long it'll get boring so we're just gonna get the best reactions

Chiharu: *uses an axe to destroy her computer*

Shika: owo... owo... o-owo...

Ryu: *throws his laptop out of the window* FUCK YOU REM, FUCK YOU!

Wyvon: This game is pretty fun, what's there to rage about?

Rino: *dies before even moving* Yeah... says the guy who got all five sleeves within twenty minutes............

Maverick: Huh, I got disconnected JUST BEFORE I WAS GONNA CLAIM THE SLEEVE

Inu: Hey, if I set this computer on fire, will it burn down the mansion too?

Izanoku: *doesn't know the route* Guys, help? Help please? Can I get a guide? I don't know what I'm doing!

Masaru: It's easy you just take the upperleftsiderightsiderightsidedisasterkeytoprightexitbottomleftbottomleftoblivionkeyexitontopleftleftfirstexitleftagainfirstexitgo to the temple and claim the sleeves.

Izanoku: ...n-never mind...

Spectre: *punches through his laptop*

Sin: This mini-game's pretty gay

Aina: I JUST GOT THE CHRONOJET ONE FOR THE SIXTH TIME IN A ROW NOW, PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE AHSHA SLEEVES ALREADY

Q) To anyone who played the mini-game in the previous dare-
Raid the russian CFA base

Well, that's like 99% of the cast...

99% of the cast: *raids the Russian CFA base*

Q) To the ones in the russian CFA base-
Get ready for a war

Same with this

99% of the base: *gets ready for war*

Q) To the ones raiding and the ones in the base-
Have an all-out war

99% of the cast: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

99% of the base: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLYAAAAAAAAT

*imagine some gun shots explosions and vodka*

Yozora: TODAY IS THE DAY WE DESTROY CFA ONCE AND FOR ALL

Ryuzaki: LIBERATE YOURSELVES FREE FROM THE RUSSIAN EMPIRE

Chiharu: YOUR MINI-GAME MADE ME WANT TO MURDER MY OWN MOM FOR NEARLY KISSING YOZOCCHI

Rukia: Have you ever noticed how skilled Chiharu is with an axe?

Zeon: She's pretty scary with a knife too. *stabs a Russian guy* It's been forever since I've used this katana

Callum: I don't even play CFA I just wanna shank guys *shanking Russians*

Masaru: Why are you even here then...?

Maxios: I'M A BRANCH MANAGER AND I SUPPORT CFA *smacks a Russian*

Spectre: *hijacks a plane*

Hyakurai: Why are three planes underground!?

Magus: *makes the Russians disappear using magic*

Inu: *releasing electrical shocks*

Maverick: *iron fisting intensifies*

Payic: *boom boom boom*

Mai: *snaps a couple necks*

Generic Russian 1: OH BLYAT *dies*

Generic Russian 2: OH BLYAT *dies*

Generic Russian 3: OH BLYAT *dies*

Generic Russian 5: OH BLYAT *dies*

Generic Russian 6: What happened to our comrade Generic Russian 4? OH BLYAT *dies*

Generic Russian 7: I don't know but he served our country well *gets shanked*

Generic Russian 4: I'm alive! *gets decapitated* I'm dead

Generic Russian 11: Russians 8-10 hit the Russian fan so I'm the only one left- *dies*

Generic Russian 29: Oh blyat this war isn't getting us anywhere *dies*

Generic Russian 57: Someone call for Rem to save us

Rem: Did someone call me- *Chiharu chops him with an axe*

Generic Russian 57: Oh blyat... *commits sudoku*

Ryuzaki: ...WE DID IT WE WON THE CFA VS Z WORLD WAR HOLY FUCK YEAAAAAAAH

Yozora: OH MY GOD CHIHARU YOU DID IT! *hugs her*

Chiharu: Wait what did I do? *chops another Russian down and hugs Yozora*

Ryuzaki: You killed Rem! Wait, but I killed Rem. *has a double take* WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS REM ALIVE

Yozora: I saw you kill him!

Ryuzaki: Exactly, I killed him!

Chiharu: *confused*

Ryuzaki: Shit the Russian Mafia are here EVERYONE GET BACK TO JAPAN BEFORE THEY MURDER US

*two hours later*

Yozora: Why doesn't Fox just write a spin-off based on the CFA wars?

Ryuzaki: Because he's a lazy shit

Marie: How do you even explain Rem being alive?

Ryuzaki: However the hell Kaiko is alive. Oh yeah, I bet everyone forgot that plot point

Q) To Ryuzaki, Maverick and Inu-
Sing "Congratulations" by Pewdiepie, Boyinaband and Roomie. Ryuzaki is Felix, Maverick is Dave and Inu is Roomie.

Inu: Oh I get to have good vocals leggo

Maverick: Time to bring out my best rap game

Ryuzaki: We got this lads

Congratulations - Ryuzaki, Maverick, Iku (Official Music Video)

[Intro: Ryuzaki]
Cardfight Area! (Yeah!)
It's your big day! (Woo!)
Incredible job!
I know we had our differences
But today, I just wanna tell you

[Chorus: Idu & Ryuzaki]
A congratulations, it's a celebration
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

[Verse 1: Ryuzaki]
A congratulations to your corporation
Guess to beat one Japanese-Hispanic boy, you need a billion East Europeans
Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took
Was a massive illegal underground base with every hitmen in Soviet Russia
Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing wrong
Like building your simulation by using pirated software
Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on your homepage
Get used to your past being held against you by the Vanguard bloggers (Uh oh)
I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah
I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For serious, Russian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke
Russia, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best
I love my Russian Bros, from Moscow to Ukraine
I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Gy—

[Chorus: Iwu & Ryuzaki]
A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!)
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!)
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

[Post-Chorus: Ilu & Ryuzaki]
Congratulations (Uh)
Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!)
Congratulations
Congratulations (Such a big day)

[Verse 2: Ryuzaki, Maverick & Both]
I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm)
Cardfight Area saying "Stop invading us"
Had a problem with me telling them to add thicc Arka
But let me educate you, silly, that's not invasion (Woo)
CFA can eat a dick (Still not invasion)
Suck my fucking Hispanic meatballs (Still not invasion, yum)
Did you know that Russians have vodka in their brains?
That's a blatant racist lie
Yeah, but still not invasion! (Woo)
CFA got a minigame figured out, that's sick, son
How 'bout next you figure how to fix the shuffling system? (Oof)
Maybe all those new sprites will solve your server disconnects
But looking at CFA's past, I'm guessing not probably
But never mind the disconnects, we just here to party
Just here to pop some bottles with the Z World Army
Non-alcoholic 'cause Wyvon has a real problem
But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze

[Bridge: Fox (surprise motherfuckers)]
So this is it, thanks for sticking with Z World
Ever since I was a nobody who joined 4 years ago
Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
It's the end of the reign of Fokkun vi Britannia
Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side
There's no audience in the world, I would rather read my stories
It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
Here's one last Q n A from the number one shounen author in the world (or Wattpad)

[Chorus: Ifu & Ryuzaki]
A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)
Party all day (Reeeee), I know you've been waitin' (Yeet, party all day, yeah)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh)
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

[Post-Chorus: Iju & Ryuzaki]
Congratulations (Oh, ooh hoo)
Congratulations (Are your boobs real?)
Congratulations (I'm fucking lit!)
Congratulations (Such a big day!)
Oh yeah, yeah

[Outro: Ryuzaki]
Congratulations, CFA! You did it!
Por que eu usei o Google Tradutor para esta parte!
Hope that dungeon stuff doesn't severely affect your number of users

Q) To Ryuzaki and Yza-
Start a roast war

Yza: *sticks a chicken in the oven* Your girlfriends boobs aren't real

Ryuzaki: *sets up a barbecue outside* The Rukia from Clorox is better then your girlfriend

Yza: I'm the protagonist *sets the timer for one hour*

Ryuzaki: I have money and bitches *begins to cook burgers and sausages on it*

Yza: I'm more relevant *sets up table and chairs outside*

Ryuzaki: Only in Cray's Collapse *handing out invites for the roast war*

Yza: Your hat sucks *checks the chicken in the oven*

Ryuzaki: Your hoodie sucks *checks the barbecue*

Yza: Get some hair dye *takes out roasted chicken from oven*

Ryuzaki: White hair is cooler then black hair *sets up his barbecue platter*

Yza: Then I'm just self-insert Protagonist-kun #374729364926366183846472826455292628 *puts roasted chicken on table outside*

Ryuzaki: You just roasted yourself *sets the platters around it*

Yza: Or did I *begins to carve the chicken*

Ryuzaki: *squint and begins setting up plates and cutlery*

Yza: YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S BOOBS ARE NOT REAL *puts a bit of chicken on every plate*

Ryuzaki: No u *puts some barbecue meat on every plate*

Yza: You know for a roast war it came out pretty tasty *lets the guests inside*

Ryuzaki: Who knew we could cook? *sits down and begins eating*

Yza: Istg if Gordon Ramsay appears and calls my chicken raw *eats his chicken*

Ryuzaki: Well I could bring Gordon Ramsay in here...

Yza: RYUZAKI NO

Q) To Rukia-
Go die in a hole

Rukia: I could, but I'll pass

Ryuzaki: This troll sent in two comments :sweating:

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Bring Yuuto, Rei, Kaido and future Yza into the QnA

Ryuzaki: *brings Yuuto, Rei, Kaido and future Yza*

Yuuto: I'm back here again?

Rei: Ooo, onii-chan, where are we?

Yuuto: The past. Z World Question and Answer studio

Rei: No wonder this looks familiar

Kaido: I was having a nice cruise on my yacht before this

Future Yza: Oh shit, it's past me!

Yza: Oh shit, it's future me!

Future Yza: HEY PAST ME, DID YOU FUCK RUKIA IN THS CLOSET YET?

Yza: YEAH I DID, HEY FUTURE ME, DID I MARRY RUKIA YET?

Future Yza: I can't say or else the time police will arrest me

Yuuto: Bleh...

Rei: Look at dad! He's so much younger there!

Yuuto: They both look like ugly bastards to me...

Q) To future Yza-
Explain to present Yza and Rukia the stuff you do in the future

Yza: WHAT DO I DO IN THE FUTURE FUTURE ME, TELL ME!

Rukia: If he does a respectable profession I might reconsider destroying his balls

Yza: Rukia, please don't castrate me... *mutter* although it sounds pretty hot having you crush my testicles...

Rukia: Then don't let your lust take over you. Hmph

Future Yza: Okay, when I say this, please don't hurt me. Past me, and past Rukia, I am a best selling author in the future!

Yza: WHAT SERIOUSLY?!

Rukia: HUH?!

Future Yza: YEAH, I WRITE EROTIC NOVELS, EROTIC LIGHT NOVELS, EROGEIMU PLOTS, EROTIC MANGA PLOTS AND ORIGINAL HENTAI ANIME IN THE FUTURE! I AM THE KING OF THE ERO GENRE!

Yza: HOLY SHIT I ROCK IN THE FUTURE

Rukia: Of course its ero stuff...

Future Yza: If that turns you off, I also write a best-selling non-ero light novel. It even got an anime and manga adaption!

Rukia: Is it still a harem light novel?

Future Yza: Yes

Rukia: No wonder...

Yza: Ahhhh I CAN'T DIE KNOWING MY FUTURE IS THIS AWESOME! HOLY SHIT!!

Q) To Yuuto and Rei-
Listen to what present Yza has to say

Yuuto: Bleh...

Rei: C'mon onii-chan, let's give him a try

Yuuto: *sigh* Fine

Yza: Hey you two!

Yuuto: *in English* I'll be blunt, I want you to go fuck yourself until your dick snaps off, your anus bleeds and your balls explode. After that, please jump off a cliff and into a hole - no, a ravine - and suffocate under the darkness and have your body freeze over the coldness. If you manage to survive all of that, please go to the nearest knife available and stab yourself in the brain and heart.

Rei: *in English* E-eh? I barely caught any of that, onii-chan...

Yza: *in English* I... I only just met you, what the hell?!

Yuuto: Yeah, you're my... f-father... in the future.

Yza: HOLY- RUKIA, THESE ARE OUR KIDS!

Rukia: *walks over* Aww, they're both adorable!

Yuuto: M-mom...?

Rukia: Yes, I am. You even have my hair colour... *smiles*

Yuuto: Wow, you've barely aged at all...

Rukia: Really now? *laughs*

Yza: YEAH RUKIA'S STILL SEXY IN THE FUTURE LET'S GO

Rei: I can't believe it's mommy and daddy in the past!

Yuuto: I know, right? This is too surreal

Rei: What do you wanna say to us daddy?

Yza: *sniffs*

Rei: What's wrong daddy?

Yza: I'm... I'm just so... overwhelmed...

Rukia: *wipes her eyes* Yeah, me too...

Yza: Both of you are my own children... I just... I can't believe what's before my eyes...

Rukia: *breaks into tears* I never thought it'd come true...

Yza: We have a family... *starts to cry*

Rei: Mommy, daddy, if you guys are crying, I'll start to cry too...!

Yuuto: *looks away* ...

Yza: Just... all of you come here *pulls them into a group hug*

Rukia: I'm proud of both of you... I love you all so much

Yza: Me too... me too!

Marie: Aww, this is so wholesome

Ryuzaki: Cue the sappy music or some shit

Q) To Kaido-
Remember when Emma took the time travel truck to go run over Fox? Good. Get your phone out and prepare to film that.

Kaido: I remember- oh hang a second...

*a time travel truck suddenly appears in the studio*

Emma: FOX I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

HOLY FUCKKKKK I USE THE FOURTH WALL! *a magical barrier appears to protect me from Emma ramming a truck into me*

Kaido: *filming* That's an oof

Emma: Gaaaaah! No fair!

Kaido: Hey, hey, it's okay. We can run over him another time

Emma: THAT'S TRUE!

Ryuzaki: Fox is finna become literal roadkill

Marie: Just the normal life for a wild animal like him *sips tea*

Q) To Payic-
Start fangirling for having Ryuzaki's baby

Payic: *pops head in from backstage* WAIT WHAT

Kaido: Oh, hi mother

Payic: *begins crying waterfalls* I'M SO HAPPY I COULD DIE

Ryuzaki: Woah, Payic, calm down the water works! We only have so many tissues!!

Marie: What an emotional QnA.

Q) To any female character disgusted by Ryuzaki-
Have an existential crisis for Ryuzaki having a son

*crickets chirp*

Ryuzaki: There's no female characters that's disgusted by me, apparently

Q) To Kaido-
Make any female character that is single fall for you and then return to the future in a time travelling yacht

Kaido: But... I have Emma...

Riku: *sits down in front of Kaido* If you pay me enough I'll fall for you.

Kaido: Deal. How much?

Riku: ¥1000000000.

Kaido: Father, can I get a small loan of ¥10000000?

Ryuzaki: *looks at Riku*

Riku: You want him out of here with his dignity intact, don't you?

Ryuzaki: ...ehhh...

Kaido: Father, please. I only have so much cash after I bought all those Rolex's and yachts during summer break.

Riku: Ryuzaki, I think I'm in love with your son and his spending habits

Kaido: Well she said she loves me, let's go home Emma

Emma: If this was in Kyoto Ghoul there'd be a lot of tears right now. *both get shafted back to the future*

Riku: WAIT SHIT NO AHHHHHHH

Inu: *sobbing in corner* If only I had enough money to give to Riku to make her become my girlfriend...

Yuuto: Hey, we should probably go back too.

Future Yza: Yeah, I got a deadline to meet, catch you in the future, past me, past Rukia, Yuu, Rei! *gets shafted back to the future*

Rei: It was nice seeing you mommy, daddy!

Yza: Yeah... it was *wipes eyes*

Rukia: You two, stay safe!

Yuuto: We will mom. See you guys in the future! *waves at the audience and gets shafted back to the future*

Rei: Bye!! *gets shafted back to the future*

Marie: A lot of tissues were wasted this Q n A

Q) To Ryuzaki and Yza-
CFA base invasion part 3? Good. Invade the moon base and I don't care that it was an April Fools thing

Yza: But Yozora was with Ryuzaki

Ryuzaki: Eh minor let's just go to the moon

*one hour later*

Yza: WHAT IS GRAVITYYYY *bouncing with each step*

Ryuzaki: The force that keeps us down *jumps high*

Yza: So, there's a moon base in here?

Ryuzaki: Apparently, yes. There's a door which leads underground, we just need to find-

Yza: Found a weird looking door *opens it and gets sucked in*

Ryuzaki: He's already a better partner then Yozora *follows and gets sucked in*

Yza: *inside the underground base* Woah, the gravity here's back to normal.

Ryuzaki: Someone's inside here, but who...

Rem: Ryuzaki, Yza. Я ожидал вас, придурки.

Ryuzaki: We gon' need a translator. *uses a translating machine*

Rem: *smacks it out of his hand* Мистер Рюзу ждет вас.

Yza: Yeah... uh, do you know any Japanese or English?

Rem: Какого хрена ты сказал мне, маленькое дерьмо?

Ryuzaki: I think that's Russian for "I'm going to fuck your shit up"

Yza: Oh shit-

Ryuzu: Rem. Stand down.

Rem: Мастер Рюзу, добрый вечер.

Ryuzu: What? I don't speak Russian, remember?

Rem: Blyat.

Ryuzaki: Holy shit... dad?

Yza: HE'S YOUR WHAT?

Ryuzu: Hello son. I see you've been acquainted with Rem. I programmed him to speak Russian Google Translate as I can't speak Russian myself.

Rem: Это правда

Ryuzu: Y'know what *changes Rem's Google Translate speech to Japanese* fixed, now speak

Rem: What do you want me to do with them, Master Ryuto?

Ryuzu: Ryuzu... it's Ryuzu

Rem: Sorry master Ruzu

Ryuzu: Well, it seems like Google Translate hates my name

Ryuzaki: I got a kid working for me named Iku, we do the same shit with his name all the time

Yza: Wait, why is Ryuzu in the moon? Why is Rem in the moon? Why is Rem speaking in Google Translate? WHY AM I EVEN HERE?!

*to be continued*

Q) To Inu-
Do the "Here's the mf tea" shitty meme in front of every character that has at least 1% british in their DNA

Inu: ... *plays skip card* Even I hate this meme

Q) To Maverick-
Tell the tale of how the cast of Z World fought the Rem Army

Maverick: Well, it started off with Ryuzu organising a plane to Russia. I had to take a dump, so I asked Ryuzu to let me go to the toilet or else we would have an accident but he replied to me "hold your defecation" so I was like "ok" but in my mind I was like "holy fuck I'm gonna shit myself in front of a bunch of people"— yo, is that a golden version of a dick fucking a vagina? That's cool! Anyways, I held my shit for a good 2 hours, and when we arrived, first thing I did was find some snow, shit in it, cover my shit in snow and waited for it to freeze over. You're probably wondering "why is he telling us that?" but it becomes relevant just about now. Some Russian lad smells my defecation and goes says Russian speak for "why does this place smell like shit". Being the quick-thinking motherfucker he is, Ryuzaki grabs the Russian and uses aggressive Google Translate to hold a conversation with him. We get the Russian on our side and he leads us to the new CFA Base. When we arrive, the bodyguards (or hitmen) shoot down our Russian comrade, and as revenge I shout "holy Dmitri!" then a waterfall of the guy who got shot appeared as gold and crushed the bodyguards to their death. Oh look, Dmitri's back in gold form. Using the bodyguard's uniforms as disguises, we waltzed through the base, murdering all the Russians we saw while Zeon was mapping out the base for "future purposes". I don't know why anyone would map out a very suspicious base with terrible lighting, but I guess Zeon wanted to be useful. But he isn't. He's a useless piece of shit. Anyways-

Ryuzaki: Are we seriously gonna ignore the shade Maverick threw at Zeon

Maverick: He told me to not say the word "holy" but you know how I am with that stuff Ryuzu

Ryuzaki: It's probably for the best you don't say that word until necessary. Also, did you just summon a holy butt? *squints at the gold butt on the floor*

Maverick: Apparently I did. Is Yza gonna take it and use it as a sex doll— oh yep, he just did. Have fun Yza! Back to the story. We kicked ass, fucked bitches, made explosions and created a blood bath. There were many casualties on each side, but we had made it to Rem's office where his elite "Generic Russian" army challenged us. After slaughtering them, Rem appeared. Chiharu, fuelled by anger, killed him. We celebrated, got the fuck out outta there since the Russian mafia was approaching us hot and fast, and escaped back to Japan and into the safety of the Q n A studio. Which may or may not be gold because I shouted "holy Q n A studio" this one time.

Ryuzaki: DAMN IT MAVERICK YOU JUST MADE ANOTHER Q N A STUDIO OUTSIDE AND IT'S MORE GOLD THEN THIS ONE!

Maverick: Oops.

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Bring the cast of Spiral Terra into this QnA

Ryuzaki: *sends a time travelling truck here*

Ryuuga: Hey, we're back here again

Hikaru: YA YEET TIME TO ROAST FOX

Fujiko: I hope we're not here for a stupid purpose

Emon: It's gonna be extra stupid. I can tell.

Look man there's a lot of Spiral Terra characters so I'm just gonna show the best entry lines to save some time

Ichigo: This place smells of scrubs

Aijou: Hi everyone!! *her jiggle physics are off the charts as she jumps*

Fanboys: *heavy breathing* WE LOVE YOU AIJOU!!

Akira: I'm King of Heiwa still!

Taira: REEEEEEEE THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD TIME HERE

Kaminari: I'll have to investigate how I got here

Renji: I'm more alive in this Q n A then I am in the majority of Spiral Terra's Act 1 and 2

Yuri: Wasn't I just here a couple hours ago... ah, I won't complain, I'm with Ryuuga after all!

Ryuuga: *shivers* Hikaru save me...

Hikaru: NO ONE INTERFERES WITH RYUUFUJI WHILE I'M AROUND OWO

Yuri: I want Ryuuga to...

Ryuuga: OKAY YOU CRAZY BITCH I KNOW DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF

Q) To the Z World and Spiral Terra cast-
FIGHT THE REM ARMY

Z World Cast: *looks at Spiral Terra cast*

Spiral Terra Cast: *looks at Z World cast*

Z World Cast: I'll play the cast skip card if you'll play your cast skip card.

Spiral Terra Cast: Deal.

*both casts play their skip cards to skip the dare*

Q) To the two casts-
Dont report the gorilla thing to PETA

Hikaru: :sweating:

Z World Cast: What gorilla thing?

Spiral Terra Cast: :sweating:

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Bring future C4 into the QnA

Ryuzaki: Seriously, how many times are we gonna break the time-space continuum?

Future Ryuzaki: This brings back memories of breaking the time-space continuum

Future Inu: Remember when we sung Congratulations in here

Future Maverick: My muscles are still peak condition in the past

Future Payic: Man, we really did have the youth of our lives

Q) To Future Inu-
React to V Blademaster

Future Inu: Jokes on you bitch I already did - IN THE FUTURE! *Ryuzaki shafts him back to the future for the shitty joke*

Ryuzaki: Note to self, never bring future Iku back here again

Q) To Future Payic and present Payic-
Compare chest sizes

Future Payic: Obviously my boobs are bigger *oppai bounce*

Payic: My boobs are still growing... *oppai bounce*

Yza: Are they real tho 👀

Payic: *revs chainsaw*

Future Payic: *revs future chainsaw*

Yza: OKAY I'M SORRY I WON'T ASK AGAIN *mutter* Though you sawing my dick off sounds kinda hot

Q) To Future Maverick and present Maverick-
Holy joke fight

Future Maverick: Holy joke

Maverick: Holy badum tiss

*a golden joke book and a golden drum set fall from the sky*

Q) To Future Ryuzaki-
Teach Fox how to use V Murakumo

Future Ryuzaki: Step 1: You don't

So... what's Step 2?

Future Ryuzaki: Step 2: You don't

Step 3 is-

Future Ryuzaki: You. Don't.

Jeez...

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Shaft everyone back to their timeline in a bunch of time travelling vehicles

Ryuzaki: *shafting people to the future* You get a car, you get a truck, you get a bus, you get a boat, you get a plane, you get a yacht, you get a lorry, you get a fire engine, you get an SUV, you get a tank, you get a bike, you get a scooter, and everyone gets a "get the fuck out of here" from me!

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Bring Raijin into the QnA

Ryuzaki: Everyone, welcome Thunderous Rebellion's family friendly protagonist, Raijin!

Raijin: Yo Hyakurai, you suck at Narukami 😛

Marie: That's quite an statement

Q) To Yza, Yozora, Ryuzaki and Raijin-
End the QnA in a musical number

Yza: There's only one song that we can do

Yozora: Please no... please don't tell we're actually gonna do this...

Ryuzaki: Worse memes have happened

Raijin: I think we're going to give everyone a seizure by the end of this

[Intro: Ryuzaki]
Yah
Y'all can't handle this
Y'all don't know what's about to happen, baby
CCEU Male Protagonists
Z World, Thunderous Rebellion boy
But I'm from Cray's Collapse though, OG boy

[Verse 1: Ryuzaki]
It's protagonist life, with the not dead yet flow
A universe on Wattpad in 6 months, never done before
Passed all the competition man, shitty Kaichi fanfics is next
Man I'm poppin' all these stories, got the brand new book
And it match the sequel too and I'm coming with the crew
This is CCEU Male Protagonists, bitch, who the hell are flippin' you?
And you know I kick them out if they ain't with the crew
Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention
Talking shit on Twitter too but you still hit my truck last night
It was 4:52 and I got the CCTV to prove
And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth
And I just dropped some new trucks and it's ramming into Izanoku's living room
Tokyo's where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's gum
We shooting with a gun, inside Papa OwOs just for fun
I sack crits and run, catch me at game one
I cannot be outdone, CCEU is number one

[Chorus: Yozora]
It's protagonist life
It's protagonist life
It's protagonist life
I said it's protagonist life!

[Verse 2: Yza]
You know it's Yza Blade and my magnum dong stay hard
Yes, I can read and no, I am not from New Kaiser
England is my city
And if it weren't for CCEU Male Protagonists then the United Sanctuary would be shitty
I'll pass it to Raijin 'cause you know he stay litty

[Verse 3: Raijin]
Nine months ago my story got finished
And now I'm relevant in a Z World Q n A
Bitch I'm blowin' up, I'm only going up
Now I've got Thunderstrike 20 off, I'm never fallin' off
Like Martial Arts, who? Hyakurai who? Who are you?
All these beefs I just vanquished, reformed a family in a month
Where were you? Hatin' on me back in Chapter 2
Think you need to get your shit straight
CCEU brought me to the top, now we really poppin' off
Number 1 and number 4, that's why these fans all at our door
It's lonely at the top so we all going
We left Tokyo, now the quad squad is all rollin'
It's CCEU Male Protagonists, bitch
We back again, always first, never last
We the future, we'll see you in the past

[Chorus: Yozora]
It's protagonist life
It's protagonist life
It's protagonist life
I said it's protagonist life!

[Interlude: Yza and Yozora]
Hold on, hold on, hold on (English)
Can we switch the language? (We gotta say some stuff)
We 'bout to hit it (Yeet)

[Verse 4: Yza & Yozora]
Yza: Yes, all I want is tits and ass
Yozora: Working on stage all day long
Yza: Living in the harem life anyone's dream
Yozora: Sending dollars to my adopted family, I have one person above, his name is Chiharu's dad and he's at the top (of the idol company)
Yza: From here I will sing to you, can I get Chiharu's nudes?
Both: Yozora and Yza, representing English language, from saviour of the world to idol saviour of the world

[Chorus: Yozora]
It's protagonist life
It's protagonist life
It's protagonist life
I said it's protagonist life!

[Verse 5: Yozora]
Y-Yo, it's Yozora Shinsei
The competition shook
These idols fighting against me
I got 'em with the high note
Lemme dance for ya
And I ain't talking lewd
Another studio is your home?
So, stop calling my studio
I'm singin' like a bird
They buying like a loan
Yeah, I sing good
Is that your new truck?

[Verse 6: Ryuzaki]
Yeah that's my new truck
Started rammin', killing Chaos Breaker
Now I'm in my flippin' zone
Yes, they all copy me
But, that's some shitty Rem clones
Stay in all designer clothes
And they ask me what I make
I said it's 10 with a billion zeros
Always plug to read the CCEU, reading list under Fox's bio
And I will see you in the future 'cause
It's protagonist life
Toodles

Ryuzaki: Thank you all once again for coming out here to read the Question and Answers! This has been your beautiful host, Ryuzaki

Yza: The special guest, Yza Blade

Ryuzaki & Yza: And we will see you all in the next stage! Peace!