Ryuzaki: *enters the studio in his normal clothes* IS EVERYONE READY?

Audience: YEAH!

Ryuzaki: IS EVERYONE EXCITED?

Audience: YEAH!

Ryuzaki: THEN LET'S GO! WELCOME BACK TO Q N A, THE 2ND EDITION! I'M YOUR HOST, RYUZAKI MIKAZUCHI AND LET'S SEE WHAT MEMES GET BORN FROM THIS SHITSTORM!

Audience: *lots of cheering*

Ryuzaki: Today, our special guest is the someone from the top 32 tournament, Mr. "I played Megacolony before it was good" Zak Remashita!

Zak: *enters as audience cheers* Thank you, thank you. And thanks for the cheering! Even though I'm a bad guy.

Ryuzaki: Minor, good, bad, doesn't matter here. As long as you can't read, we good.

Zak: Anyways... let's get this show on the road!

Ryuzaki: Here are our questions!

Q) To all casts-
I dare you to cosplay an anime character for the whole Q n A

Ryuzaki: I'm gonna cosplay as this guy called Aru from Mirai Nikki. *doesn't change outfits*

Zeon: Cosplay? *busts out Rin cosplay* I remember when this happened!

Shika: *cosplays as a bag of Shikas* I can do this right?

Masaru: *snaps a picture* I'm cosplaying as myself

Zak: *cosplays as Clavis from Death Parade*

Callum: What the fuck is cosplay?

Izanoku: When you dress up like a character of sorts. I'm Shinoa Hiragi, from Seraph of the End~

(Fokkun's note: Definitely not where I got her surname from.)

Callum: This is gay

Rino: *cosplaying as Lin from Hakata Tonkotsu Ramens* The one time where having long, blonde hair helps out!

Wyvon: *cosplaying as Deku from My Hero Academia* TIME TO BREAK SOME BONES! SMAAAAAAASH *begins to destroy his hand* OWWWW BROKEN BONES!—

Rukia: *as Karuizawa from Classroom of the Elite* Wyvon, are you okay?!

Ayato: *as Ayato from Tokyo Ghoul* OSHIETE YO OSHIETE YO SONO SHIKUMI WO

Inu: *cosplaying Ash from Pokemon* I regret picking from a hat

Maverick: *cosplaying as Yami from Black Clover* My name is Yami Sukehiro. I use Ki to win fights. YAMI NO MAHOU!

Yozora: *cosplays as Gauche from Black Clover* Why did Ryuzu make me wear this...? *nervous laugh*

Chiharu: *as Shiro from No Game No Life* Aww, don't be. You look cute~

Yozora: *blushing* Y-you two...

Payic: *wearing Erza's Heaven Wheel Armour from last Q n A* Yep, totally cosplaying as Erza, no doubt about it.

Kristy: *as Marie* I like the dress!

Maxios: *as Masaru from Digimon Savers* Agumon, digivolve to.... Geogreymon!

Rachel: You're obsessed with the series... *as Yoshino from Digimon Savers*

Ryu: *swings sword* I'm Yuu from Seraph of the End!

Trio: *cosplaying as Hiro from Darling in the FranXX* HIRO DID NOTHING WRONG! ALSO, COLUMBIA SHOULD'VE WON AGAINST ENGLAND!

Tari: *sweatdrops while cosplaying as Kayano from Assassination Classroom* You okay, Trio?

Trio: Perfectly fine :3

Q) To Yozora-
You know the deal. Make Kristy your Marie.

Yozora: This all makes sense now...

Q) To Izanoku-
Be Masaru's Yuno/Juvia for the whole Q n A or Callum will be shot in the penis.

Izanoku: Uh... *looks at Callum* okay then? I don't get what's a Yuno/Juvia though.

Basically, just be obsessed with Masaru and slaughter any bitch that tries to get him.

Izanoku: ...hey, can Callum get shot in the penis?

Callum: HEY, MY PENIS HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH TORTURE! JUST BLOODY STAY WITH MASAWHATSHISFACE!

Izanoku: *sighs with arms crossed* Jeez, fine. Hey, Masaru~!

Q) To Masaru-
Ignore Callum's existence for the whole Q n A and be always with Izanoku or you will be shot in the penis.

Masaru: *sips water* ...I can't believe my manhood's on the line. *sigh and waves at Izanoku with a grimace*

Izanoku: And so, we meet again...

Masaru: Yeah. And this time, people are shipping us!

Izanoku: I'm well aware. Let's mutually agree to not talk to one another, I suppose.

Masaru: Sure, why not.

Q) To Kristy-
Do you play vanguard?

Kristy: Nope

Q) To Rukia-
How's it feel to have a one-shot of you and Zeon?

Rukia: ...me and Zeon? Uhh... WAIT, WHEN WAS THIS?! AND SINCE WHEN DID PEOPLE WANT US TOGETHER?!

Zeon: *curls up into a ball*

Rukia: Well, I haven't read it, so...

*passes her a copy*

Rukia: *begins to read it*

2 hours later

Rukia: Okay. All I can say is... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? Good story, but I still don't get why people are shipping us!

Zeon: *in mind* How did this happen...

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Create your own religion called Ryuzakiism.

Ryuzaki: Already done it before you asked! :bigbrain:

Q) To Rukia-
Forget Yza or accept Ryuzakiism as your only religion.

Rukia: I accept Ryuzakiism as my only religion.

Q) To Mai-
Same as Rukia but with Ju.

Mai: *sips water* Since when was I involved in the story?

Since this question, now answer!

Mai: I'll accept Ryuzakiism.

Q) To Chiharu-
Same as Rukia and Mai but with Yozora.

Chiharu: *eye twitch* On one hand, I don't want to enter this religion but on the other... its Yozocchi on the line here ;-;

Yozora: It's okay, Chiharu. Even if you forget me... I'll never forget you or the memories we created together! You're my one and only! My true soul mate in this wretched life! *going redder than a tomato after spewing it all out*

Chiharu: *tears up* Yozochiiiiiiii~! *hugs him* I ACCEPT RYUZAKIISM! I ACCEPT IT! I ACCEPT!

Ryuzaki: Soon, this religion will spread across the globe! Forget the other religions, it is only Ryuzakiism that can reign supreme!

Q) To Kristy-
Go ask Max what "Do the dirty" is.

Kristy: Max!

Max: Hm?

Kristy: What's do the dirty?

Max: Um... rolling in mud.

Kristy: But Rukia said it was doing dirty laundry!

Max: Ehh, either one works.

Kristy: Yay! Thanks Max!

Max: No problem!

Q) To Yozora-
Kristy asked Max what "Do the dirty" means. You know what that means, Yozo-Gauche.

Yozora: *cracks knuckles* Sorry love, *parts with Chiharu's hug* but I got a rapist to beat up.

Chiharu: Eh?

Yozora: Max... told Kristy what do the dirty is! *dashes out to hunt Max*

Q) To Max:
You got yourself a day out of jail. Go visit old buddy old pal Rino and Wyvon.

Max: I was never in jail in the first place. And uh... that's a confrontation I'd rather avoid.

Yozora: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX! *sucker punches him in the face* YOU DAMN BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU TELL MY LITTLE SISTER WHAT DOING THE DIRTY IS! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

Max: *rising up from the floor* So, you wanna throw down? By the end of this, I'll make sure your teeth are so far down in your mouth that your anus will stop working because they're trapped in there! *throws a punch at Yozora*

Yozora: BASTARDDDDDDD! *kicks Max in the stomach and knocks him to the ground*

Zeon: Since when was Yozora good at fighting?

Shika: Since when did Max come back?

Max: YOZORAAAAAA!

Yozora: MAAAAAAAAAAAX!

Max: YOZORAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Yozora: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

Max: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Yozora: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Yozora & Max: *two fists collide, blowing them both back*

Zeon: OH SHIT, IS THAT A DOUBLE K.O?!

Shika: Fuck watching Spain lose to Russia from penalties, this shit is more exciting!

Max: ...damn, Yozora... you throw a good punch...

Yozora: Man... Max, you're still a fucking scumbag...

Max: You...

Yozora: You...

Yozora & Max: Win... *both pass out*

Shika: Should we call an ambulance?

Zeon: Nah, let's get Rukia.

Q) To Maverick-
Make a decent poop joke.

Maverick: *picks up a microphone* So, the other day I bought a burrito from the Mexican store down the street, for breakfast. Pretty greasy, fatty, etc, but goddamn is that burrito fucking delicious. I was gonna hit the gym, build some muscle, so I didn't think much of it at first. But, on my way to the store, some guy approached me and started asking me some questions. I decided to answer them, and y'know, we had a bit of a chat. But then, it had hit me. My stomach had started to rumble, and there was this queasy feeling between my buttcheeks. The guy who was talking to me asks, and I shit you not, "What do you do when you're on the toilet?" And I'm thinking. "Well shit, I need to take a massive dump." And then I reply with, "sit down, empty my vowels and take a piss or a shit." This mofo decides to be a clever bitch and replied with "holy crap!" Next thing I know, in front of us is human shit painted in gold. There was literal fucking holy crap in front of us. Almost shitting myself, I decided to run away and hide behind a bush and take a massive, steaming shit. Turns out I needed to fart.

Q) To Inu-
Ikachu, use Thunderbolt!

Inu: Nah. I'd prefer to read Memefinity War.

Q) To the Ghost Boys-
Shi ne.

Ghost Sanda: I'm already dead tho .-.

Ghost Kyle: Could be worse though

Ghost Kaiko: *cannot reply*

Q) To Kristy-
Would you like a big sister?

Kristy: Sure!

Q) To all of the cast-
Accept Ryuzakiism as your religion or you will be sentenced with a death sentence on the prisons of the United States of Ryuzaki.

The cast: We live in Japan, not the USR!

Q) To Fox-
Is the United States of Ryuzaki even canon?

100%

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Harass Fox for publishing a chapter too soon.

Ryuzaki: HEY YOU FURRY!

wtf did you just call me?

Ryuzaki: YEAH, YOU FURRY!

OKAY, RYUZU, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BOOK!

Ryuzaki: WHY'D YOU GO AND PUBLISH A CHAPTER A DAY EARLY? YOU FUCKING SUCK FOR DOING THAT!

HEY, HEY, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

Ryuzaki: THE LAST TWO WEEKS YOU PUBLISHED 3 MINUTES LATE. THAT WAS FINE, BUT NOW YOU'RE A DAY EARLY? A DISGRACE!

REEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!

Ryuzaki: NAH BITCH YOU NEED ME TO MOVE THE PLOT SUCK MY LEFT TESTICLE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q) To Yozora-
Cosplay as All For One and get ready to fight Ryuzaki.

Yozora: *changes cosplay* I don't wanna fight Ryuzu, though

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Cosplay as All Might and get ready to fight Yozora.

Ryuzaki: *changes cosplay* Oh, I know what's coming huehuehue

Q) To Ryuzaki-
End the fight by using a move called "United States of Me Smashing Some Pussy". Best attack name.

(Parodying the All Might vs One for All fight; spoilers)

Yozora: No... I miscalculated!

Ryuzaki: *transfers power from right arm to left arm, before hitting All for One* I can't get a direct hit, so I need to be sneaky about it!

Yozora: You won't win, All Might! *transforms his other arm to ultimate form and tries punching Ryuzaki again*

Ryuzaki: *dodges and uses broken right arm with full strength One for All* UNITED STATES OF.....

Yozora: *gets hit and thrown to the ground*

Ryuzaki: ME SMASHING SOME PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

*A whirlwind is made from the impact*

Q) To Kristy-
Go to Zeon and say "Ochinchin daisuki desu".

Kristy: Hai!

Zeon: *spits out water*

Yozora: ...kagami no mahou, riifurekuto rei...

Kristy: Hey, Zeon!

Zeon: Yeah?

Kristy: Ochinchin daisuki desu~!

Zeon: ...hey, can I switch this Rin cosplay for an Asta one? Mada mada... *cries*

Yozora: ZEON! KAGAMI NO MAHOU, RIIFUREKUTO REI! *shoots a beam from a mirror at him*

Zeon: hOLY— *pulls out blue flamed katana and runs past the beam before slashing Yozora*

Yozora: ...He out-sped me... forgive me, my angel Kristy...

Kristy: ?

Q) To all casts-
How's it feel if you have an AU story?

Rukia: It's... weird...

Zeon: I second this.

Shika: What's an AU?

Yozora: Alternate Universe. I don't mind.

Chiharu: Me too!

Shika: Eh, as long as its not weird.... like, Shika x Fem Yza.

Ryu: I wouldn't want one

Tari: I'd probably laugh

Trio: That'd be so cool!

Rino: Not my cup of tea

Wyvon: That's a pretty interesting idea...

Ryuzaki: As long as it's about yours truly, I'd love it

Payic: Please get rid of his massive ego

Maverick: Aye, I like the idea of an AU about me!

Inu: If it has my name right, I'd be happy

Masaru: As long as it's not Masanoku material

Izanoku: ^

Callum: What shithead would write about an AU though?

Zak: A lot of people would. I don't care tbh

Ayato: Make an AU where I am not a bad guy, pls

Q) To Rukia-
Hit Shika in the balls with your Punisher

Rukia: *slams it into his balls*

Shika: *doesn't flinch*

Yozora: Iron balls...

Q) To Payic-
Are the two large balloons on your chest existent within our realm? (Are your boobs real?)

Payic: ...

Q) To Team Comedy Quartet-
Start the Power Rangers Comedy Quartet and show the world that Kamen Rider is ass when compared to Power Rangers!

Ryuzaki: It's Morphin' Time! *pulls out morpher and starts doing power ranger movements* The Meme Ranger! *explosions happen and changes into a black suit* Deadpool Ranger!

Maverick: *pulls out morpher and starts doing power ranger movements* The Muscle Ranger! *explosions happen and changes into a red suit* John Cena Ranger!

Payic: *pulls out morpher and starts doing power ranger movements* The Chest Ranger! *explosions happen and changes into a yellow suit* Are your boobs real Ranger!

Inu: *pulls out morpher and starts doing power ranger movements* The Name Ranger! *explosions happen and changes into a blue suit* Iku Ranger!

Yozora: Emergency Add! *pulls out morpher and starts doing power ranger movements* Morphin' Fifth! Singing Ranger! *explosions happen and changes into a white suit* Justin Bieber Ranger!

Ryuzaki: Squad, formation! *the five do the Ginyu Force formation*

Q) To Kristy-
Who's a better big brother: Zeon or Yozora?

Kristy: Hmm... I love them both! But if I had to pick one... Zeon!

Zeon: *sneezes* Wow, I'm better at Yozora?

Yozora: *eye twitch* If I weren't Yozogauche I'd just cry, but since I have to stay in character... LISTEN UP YOU PUNK BITCH KATANA WIELDING BLUE HAIRED BITCH, LAY A FINGER ON MY GODDESS AND ANGEL KRISTY AND I WILL KILL YOU!

Zeon: *bursts into laughter* hOLY HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yozora: ...that was the most cringe thing I've done...

Q) To Fox-
Turn Yozora into a girl

Suuuure. *changes Yozora into a girl* Here's your older sister, Kristy!

Fem Yozora: *dark red* H-hey! I'm... I'M A GIRL?!

YEP! I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE BACK ISSUES!

Fem Yozora: *looks at her chest* ...so, this is what boobs feel like...

How big are they 👀

Fem Yozora: Uhh... no clue

Lemme chec— Oh... oh no...

Fem Yozora: Is it b-bad?!

Your chest... is average.

Fem Yozora: Oh phew...

Q) To Masaru and Ryu-
As our ship masters, who would you ship Yozora with if Yozora is a girl?

Ryu: Uhhhhhhh is Chiharu okay fucking girls?

Masaru: Hey, let's ship her with Izanoku!

Izanoku: Uh, no thanks. I'm not into girls.

Ryu: Masanoku is a good ship

Izanoku: *eye twitch* Stop it!

Ryu: EHUE

Masaru: Oh! Let's ship her with Shika!

Shika: *spits out protein shake* NONONONONO

Ryu: I mean, Yza isn't here anymore... soooooo...

Masaru: Fem Yozora x Shika!

Shika: *cries*

Q) To Kristy-
Do you think Female Yozora is pretty (ignoring how Yozora originally looked like) and would want Yozora to stay that way more often?

Kristy: Female Yozora is super duper pretty! And for Yozora to be a girl... hmm.. *giggles*

Fem Yozora: Please say no, please say no...

Kristy: I WANT TO SEE HIM AS A GIRL MORE!

Fem Yozora: *heartbroken*

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Sing "Shape of you" by Ed Sheeran to Payic

Ryuzaki: *takes off his hat and pulls out a guitar*

Payic: *sits down* this is so embarrassing...

Ryuzaki: I'm no Naito, but I am a Ryuzaki! *begins to play guitar* I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU!—

Payic: *going dark red embarrassingly*

Inu: Man, Ryuzaki sucks at singing.

Maverick: He's even worse in the shower...

Inu: Can we get Naito to do it?

Maverick: He's probably in South Korea, disconnecting in the CFA lobby

Q) To Yozora-
French Kiss Chiharu for 10 seconds

Yozora: Wait... F-French k-kiss?! I-I can't! T-this is too much!

Chiharu: Awww, it'll be okay Yozocchi! It's not like we kissed before.

Yozora: Y-yeah but... *going really dark red* I-it's... a French kiss.

Chiharu: What's the difference? *pulls him in and French kisses him*

Yozora: mMMMM— *gets pulled in and tries to get back into the rhythm*

*10 seconds later*

Yozora & Chiharu: *still French kissing*

Shika: *is filming* Man... young love is so sweet.

Zeon: I don't think Shika minds this...

Q) To Masaru-
Get yourself proper gun training mate.

Masaru: Pff, who needs gun training, just go bang bang and people die!

Izanoku: I don't know who has the mental issues here, you or Callum

Callum: I take offence

Masaru: I'd say Callum

Q) To Izanoku-
Between Masaru and Callum, who would you rather have as a partner for life?

Izanoku: Neither!

Izanoku, the dare...

Izanoku: Sonuvabitch— this doesn't mean anything, okay?! I have to choose him because I'm forced too!... *deep breath*

Go on, say it.

Izanoku: ...M-Masaru...

AIGHT, MASANOKU IS CANON

Masaru: ...

Izanoku: I'm so sorry...

Q) To Zak-
Buy a Astolfo Beanie that sucks your D and calls you gay and put it on your pants

Zak: Let me just... *commits sudoku*

Q) To Maxios-
Stabbed by a metal beam or shot by a bullet?

Maxios: ...metal beams...

Q) To Yza-
You alive bruv?

Ghost Yza: Does it look like I am?

Q) To Zeon-
Kiss Rukia

Zeon: *sips water*

Rukia: *squints*

Zeon: *spits out water* sAY WHAT

Rukia: Okay... is there like... some weird ship between us or something?

What? Of course not! Pff, don't be silly.

Rukia: ...uh huh...

Zeon: Okay, no way! I can't do that! Rukia has a boyfriend!

Said boyfriend is dead~

Zeon: But still... It's immoral! I can't do it! I couldn't ever do it! Plus she's just a friend... Nothing else, nothing more.

DUDE! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO KISS A BLONDE HOTTIE WITH BIG TITS! JUST DO IT!

Rukia: You're giving him some great confidence, Fox -___-

HEY, IM TRYING!

Rukia: You're not helping him! Anyways, Zeon.

Zeon: ...yeah?

Rukia: I personally think this dare is stupid, but worse things have happened to me... So, if you're gonna do it, make it's quick.

Zeon: *going dark red* No... I can't... Even if it's a dare. I don't want to... ugh, what's the right words...

Jeezzzzz, Zeon you're boring! Just cuck Yza already!

Zeon: Stay outta this, Fox... Look, Rukia. I... I don't want to kiss you while you have another guy waiting for you... I don't deserve to kiss a girl who's already in love with another guy.

JeSUS FUCK ZEON IS BORING, GET SOMEONE MORE ENTERTAINING! THIS IDIOT DOESNT WANNA KISS RUKIA!

Rukia: *slams mango punisher into fox*

*uncontrollably bleeding*

Rukia: Outside of a really dumb Fox, I loved your words, Zeon! They were really sweet... I don't think I told you, but... I really do appreciate that you consider my feelings as well. Not just in this dare... but in general. *hugs him*

Zeon: *in the darkest shade of red imaginable, while awkwardly hugging back* Uhhh... yea... *pulls out skip dare pass* I'll use this for this one, if that's okay.

Alright then, *takes pass* but you do know that someone will ask this volume after volume until you kiss her?

Zeon: I know. And I'll still refuse it. Time after time... as long as she has a lover.

Madman...

Ryu: Zekia?

Masaru: Zekia.

Ryuzaki: WELL, THATS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE TODAY, FOLKS! THANKS FOR COMING OUT HERE TODAY! COME BACK AGAIN IN SEVEN WEEKS FOR Q N A 3!

Zak: How was this volume?

CHECK OUT VOL. 3!!

Volume 3 Description and Chapters:

ULTIMATE STRIDE!!
After scouring through Malaysia, the group sets their eyes on entering Europe, a stunning continent with many countries with a rich history. Ryuzaki makes a rash decision and decides to go on the offensive, sending two teams out to retrieve two Zeroth Dragons at once— the Zeroth Dragon of Zenith Peak, and the Zeroth Dragon of End of the World— with one located in England, and the other in Portugal. However, more hooded figures appear; and one seems to be working with Spectre?!

Release Date: 21st July 2018

Release Date: 28th July 2018

Release Date: 4th August 2018

Release Date: 11th August 2018

Release Date: 18th August 2018

Release Date: 25th August 2018

Release Date: 1st September 2018

Before I disappear back to my writer's hole, I want to say one last thing! Please check out kaiishida books, Cardfight!! Vanguard G: Thunderous Rebellion, which had completed it's run last Sunday (at the time I'm writing this)! It's part of the CCEU, and is only 10 chapters long, making it a quick read to fill the void you'll get for having to wait 7 days for a chapter of Z World. Now, notice how I said "books", as in a plural? Well, that's because he has recently published another book, Cardfight!! Vanguard: Spiral Terra, also part of a CCEU, which will have regular weekly updates every Sunday! I've already promoted this before, but since it's a new book I want to help get it the kickstart it needed, since I never got that kickstart for my books and had to rely on my friends for reads.

I'm also well aware a lot of you may dislike him, but please look past that and still check out his books. Maybe you can learn that he's not that bad after all, like how I did after talking to him for awhile.

Anyways, that's all,

Fox out!