✎ Q N A 1 ✎
Kyouya: *sips tea before jumping to table* WELCOME LADIES AND GENTS TO THE FIRST EVER Q N A FOR THIS BOOK WE'RE IN!
Haruka: *smacks Kyouya with a police bat* DON'T JUMP ON TO THE FUCKING TABLE!
Kyouya: *squeaks while rolling down then bows repeatedly* GOMENE BOSS LADY! >.>
Haruka: -_-#
Kyouya: IM STILL THE HOST ANYWAY SO HAH!
Haruka: *grabs another police bat* Stop yelling or you'll be hit twice as hard.
Kyouya: S̶o̶m̶e̶o̶n̶e̶ h̶e̶l̶p̶ m̶e̶ p̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶ <.<
Haruka: *sigh* Welcome to the first ever Q N A *smiles sweetly like nothing just happened*
Kyouya: OI I SAID THAT ALREADY *gets smack with bat* >~<
Haruka: LETS GET ON WITH THE QUESTIONS!
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Q) To Masaru from Izanoku-
Izanoku: I like you better than Z World Masaru. Keep staying evil!
Masaru: Was i good in the future?
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Q) To Masaru-
Profess your love to this girl named Izanoku Shinoa
Masaru: Okay I don't know who this 'Izanoku Shinoa' girl is, so uh.
She's one of the characters in Z World
Masaru: what is Z World?
I forgot we live one year before Z World-
Masaru: *visible confusion*
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Q) To Akari-
Everyone's asking this question, but no one wants to say it: What big titty avatar will you get next since Shibaru got burnt harder than Haruka does to Kyouya
Akari: There will be a chapter about it soon, I wanted to use Artemis since it's the first thing I used, but nooo...
You talk too much >.>
Akari: To be fair you created me.
Oh god why is everyone breaking the fourth wall I thought that was Ryuzaki's thing-
Akari: Who's Ryuzaki? And uh *shrugs* this is Q N A I AM ALLOWED TO BE FREE
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Q) To Kyouya-
Why the fuck don't you run Demagogue
Kyouya: *sips bleach* what is Demagogue?
Haruka: God damn, you're dumber than a bag of Shikas.
Kyouya: I am dumb, what do you mean?
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Q) To Kyouya from Yozora-
Yozora: Want to do a collab?
Kyouya: ah... Who are you again? You look familiar to a Vocaloid name KAITO. Are you a rip-off?
Chiharu: *comes from the future and grabs Haruka's bat before smacking Kyouya with it* bitch, he's better than KAITO ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Kyouya: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME- ( TДT)
Chiharu: *gives Kyouya mp3 of NAITO's music*
Kyouya: not bad kid, I'll accept the collab offer~!
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Q) To Haruka-
WHY DO YOU RUN DEIDDA OVER CONROE?!
Haruka: Author-sama can't read decklists and she thought Conroe was Deidda..
*practicing on how to read*
Haruka: sweetheart it's either play vanguard or reading you can't do both.
Reeeeeeeee
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Q) To Kizari-
On a scale of "Baka"-"It's not like I like you or anything!" how do you rate Akari?
Kizari: *breaks table instead of flipping it* BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!!! *eternal screaming*
Akari: Get this girl some help-
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Q) To Yato-
Is your name secretly Yatoe?
Yato: Eh? No.
Kizari: Lies, he's your toe, GET IT YaTOE
Yato: shhhh we don't talk about it >.>
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Q) To Yato-
Are you secretly Ayato?
Yato: Who dat?
Some edgy boi in Cray's Collapse.
Yato: oooh, Maybe I am maybe I'm not ;)
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Q) To Yato-
Are you secretly Ayatoe?
Yato: *eye twitch* nO
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Q) To Usui-
Who the fuck are you again?
Usui: A world championship cardfighter and- *slapped*
That'll be saved for later Usui -3-
Usui: ...hai.. *snaps fingers*
Haruka: *busts in with two guns* Someone slapping Usui shall SHI NE
Shit... *runs*
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Q) To Akari-
Do you like headpats? :)
Akari: .......e-eh? W-what do you mean?
*headpats Akari*
Akari: *subdued by headpats*
-w-
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Q) To Masaru-
Z World is a book set in the distant future (okay like 6 months) and you're in it! You meet this adorable girl Izanoku (she's about 5"3, she has B Cups and is into the goth/nekomimi aesthetic) and you get married together! How does that sound?
Masaru: Huh, she sounds..... Cute. But marry her?
Ye, for the sake of Masanoku
Masaru: hmm eh, okay I guess?
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Kyouya: THAT CONCLUDES THIS Q N A :D
Haruka: I will still smack you with a bat though *grabs bat with spikes in it* Nyehehe owo
Kyouya: SAVE ME >.>
Rentaro: CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK! OWO
Kyouya: IT'S SAVE ME FROM THE HARUKA (my number one fan btw)
Rentaro: *smacks Kyouya with a chair* THAT'S NOT HOW THE SONG GOES
Kyouya: write #StopKyouyaAbuse in the comments to raise awareness for me, Kyouya >-<
Rentaro & Haruka: write #WeDoThisCauseItsFunny to continue this shit
Kyouya: you two are so mean! ;-;
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