Ryu was reading Naruto's latest manga when a small sheet of demonic looking paper slipped out.
"The heck?" He asked as he started to text his friends-

Guys, I found something strange. Meet me at my place now! THIS IS URGENT!!!

Wyvon: HELL NO. I'M INVENTING SO I'LL COME LATER

Ryu: BUT ITS URGENT

Yza: Calm your tits, I'm coming

Shika: LOL, calm dem titties. Cummin 2

Ayaza: Did u really have to use cummin? I'll be there soon

Rukia: Im going over as fast as I can!

Zeon: Young master says, "I'm coming over"

Rino: Did he really need 2 use the butler...? Coming

Backlion: Hell yeah XD Walking over now :)

(Insert theme song here)

And in a few minutes, everyone (or most people) were gathered around.
"What is that?" Yza asked.
"Looks like something Ayato would use..." Backlion inspected.
"Hey, maybe we can sell it!" Shika said with excitement.
"For a small loan of a million dollars?" Zeon giggled.
"No chance, we have no idea how much its worth!" Rukia exclaimed.
"Explain why she's here?" Ayaza asked.
"Do you not want me here?!" Rukia anime cried.
"Firstly, that was a joke, second, yes we do!" Zeon said.
"GUYS!!" Ryu commanded them. "This is something in latin."
"Lets google translate it!" Shika suggested.
"Great idea!" Rino grinned.
"Sure, what does it say?" Yza asked.
"It says... Et circa hoc fieri dum cantatur a principio." Ryu said as the paper suddendly a bright rainbow light was shot out, and everyone was blinded.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Yza exclaimed as suddenly, smoke was surronding them.

"Uh... Why do I have sudden want for noodles and an attraction to Rukia?" Yza asked.
"You always liked noodles..." Ayaza exclaimed. "And now I'm wondering why I feel really responsible..."
Rino coughed. "You always liked Rukia," He then coughed again.
"Guys, calm down! Now can somebody tell me why its all of a sudden really hard to read?!" Shika exclaimed.
"Hold up, I have perfect reading skills now? I swear I was dyslexic!" Backlion said.
"Now can someone tell me why I feel like I'm a girl?" Rukia asked.
"You were always a girl to begin with... Now can anyone explain why I feel like I'm confused about my sexuality, CAUSE I SWEAR I'M STRAIGHT!!!" Rino cried out.
"I feel normal..." Ryu said coldly.
"Hey, when did I ever have a katana?" Zeon asked as he looked around and saw Yza. "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" He screamed.
"Whats up?!" Backlion asked.
"G-guys... I-I'm not in my body!" Zeon said. In reality... Zeon was Yza.
"Your being an idiot Zeon, you've always been like this." Rino said.
"Ya know Rino, I thought I was Rino..." Ryu said coldly. Rino raised an eyebrow and felt the headphones on his head then looked at Ryu.
"Holy shit... We swapped bodies..." Rino (or rather Ryu) said bluntly.
"Wait, so if Ryu and Rino switched, Zeon and Yza switched, that means I switched with Backlion-" Backlion said as he realised something. "I'm Shika!"
"Whoa, I'm a rugby player now? TIME TO HIT THE FIELD AND FLIRT WITH GIRLS BABY!!" Backlion said in happiness as he left.
"That idiot... Now I have blue hair and like flirting with girls..." Shika cried. "WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY LIFE?!"
"That must mean me and Rukia have switched!" Rukia cried out. She was actually Ayaza.
"So my best friend is Rukia now?" Yza asked as he sighed. "Well, since I'm rich Imma pamper myself and enjoy my time like this."
"No, I can't be stuck like this poor peasent who likes fighting... This is a tradegy!!!" Zeon cried.
"You now have a chance with Rukia," Shika teased. Rukia coughed.
"Right here ya know..."
"Sorry!!" Shika apologised.
"Shut up, never liked her in the first place." Zeon said annoyed.
"Say what you will. Now Imma find a cure for this madness..." Shika sighed as he left and slammed the door in anger.
"Great, so now I'm a cook?" Ryu asked. Rino nodded his head.
"Now I'm going to enjoy life by shipping! So people don't suspect the change..." Rino said bluntly as he left.
"So I'm a guy now?" Rukia asked.
"Yup. Good luck with my body." Ayaza said.
"Thanks, I'll need it... Don't do anything dirty with my body either, or else!!" Rukia threatened him.
"I wont. Now someone tell me why I feel something down there?" Ayaza asked. Rukia went red and slapped him.
"S-shut up and enjoy being a girl..." She said in embarrasment.
"I wonder..." Ryu thought.
"I'm gonna enjoy playing with my boobs. Bye bye!" Ayaza said sarcastically.
"You pervert!" Ryu shouted.
"Its called sarcasm, ever heard of it?" Ayaza asked.
"I'm just gonna leave..." Rukia said as she walked out.
"Just me in Rino's body. Lets see what music he has here..." Ryu said as he changed the music and in full blast came "Happy Song" by "Bring Me The Horizon". "HE LISTENS TO THIS?!" Ryu exclaimed as he turned the music off and threw off the headphones. "Holy shit..."

Shika kicked down the door to Wyvon's place.
"I need your genius stat." He demanded.
"Hey Backlion!" Wyvon smiled at him innocently.
"I'm not Backlion. I'm Shika." He said. Wyvon's jaw dropped.
"No way..." He said in shock.
"Shit happened." Shika sighed.

Rukia walked around as a £5 bill flew past her.
"Huh?"
"Money, money, money, money, take it my beautiful people, TAKE IT AND ENJOY LIFE!!!" Yza cried as he threw money out of a jet black, shining limo.
"What the...?" Rukia questioned.
"This is so awesome being rich!!!" He cried.
"Man, note to self, never give Yza large sums of money or this happens..." She mumbled.

"Hey baby, your looking nice today~" Backlion grinned and talked to girls.
"Wow, Shika's such a ladies man now!" Some girls cried.
"He's so charismatic!" Cried others.
"Heh." He grinned as girls fell in love with him, left right and centre.

"BRAS HUUURRTTTTT!!" Ayaza cried as he tried to adjust to the feeling. "This is shit! Being a girl is so hard..." He anime cried.

Zeon kicked the rubble on a playground as he looked around.
"Yo Yza, you wanna brawl?" Challenged a voice. Zeon smirked.
"I'm game!"
"I thought you quit!" Cried another voice.
"Nah, I keep fighting." Zeon smirked. "Time to ruin Yza's life..."

Yza sat in his massive "bedroom" and was making orders left right and centre.
"Give a million pounds to all charities, hospitals and places that require it... Oh, get all my friends their dream items... Get me 5 copies of every vanguard card in existence, only the mainstream clans though... Hmm.. Noodles! Lots and lots of noodles!" He was commanding as he relaxed in his king sized bed and watched anime. "This is truly the life~" He smiled.

Ayaza was looking into a mirror with no shirt on, trying to unclip the bra.
"These things are like deathtraps! How can she even live with these?!" Ayaza exclaimed.

"Now, now girls, theres plenty of me to go around~" Backlion said.
"Wow!!" The girls were amazed at him.
"Shika has a waaaay better body then me... This is really helping my case~" He smirked in his mind.

"Cook, cook, cook! Seriously, is this all I can do?" Ryu cried as he cooked.

Rino phoned Serena.
"Hey Serena," He said.
"Oh hey Ryu!" She replied.
"Um... This isn't Ryu... I'm Rino. You see I got myself into a pickle..." He laughed nervously.
"Oh! Explain then." She said.

"So let me get this straight. Ryu said what was on the paper, magical rainbow lights, and kaboom, everyone switched. Yza and Zeon, you and Backlion, Rino and Ryu and Ayaza and Rukia? Man Ayaza got the best deal. I would play with my boobs all day!" Wyvon said with jealously.
"Are you still drunk?" Shika asked.
"Maybe. I had a wicked bad hangover last night so yeah... And you want me and my inventions to help ya?" He asked.
"Yeah. I want you to invent or find a way to reverse it." Shika said.
"Gimme the paper." Wyvon said seriously. "I have some things to do!"
"I don't have it... Ryu does." Shika said with a nervous laugh.
"Where is he?" Wyvon asked.
"Well its not exactly with Ryu. Its with Ryu's body, which means Rino has it." Shika said sheepishly.
"So Rino huh? Better call him!" Wyvon said.

"HAH!!" Zeon exclaimed as he knocked out someone.
"Man, you've been training!" Cried someone.
"Heh." Zeon smirked. "Just a natural talent."

Yza was slurping down noodles while binging on anime and playing a video game.
"This truly is the life!! Man, I don't mind being like this forever!" He smiled as he ate.
"Young master, may I come in?" Zeon's butler, Daimone, asked. He had short grey hair, and a butler suit.
"Of course," Yza replied.
"I have some papers you need to sign." He said as he dropped a large pile of paper on his nightstand.
"Holy shit..." Yza mumbled.
"I need you to sign this by tonight. Thank you young master. Your father is very proud." Daimone said as he bowed and walked away.
"I think there really is over 9000 papers..." Yza said. "I-I-I... I DON'T WANNA BE RICH ANYMORE!!!" He screamed.

"Bullshit..." Wyvon said.
"Whats up?" Shika asked.
"He's gone to Star Gate..." Wyvon said.
"To Star Gate then!!" Shika exclaimed.
"YOU MAD BRO?! Its really far away!!" Wyvon exclaimed.
"Invent then..." Shika said.
"Ah!" Wyvon grinned. "On it!" He said. He pulled out a cardboard box with spare parts and started to draw, design and invent.

"Being a good cook is great!" Ryu smiled as he prepared a literal feast.

Yza was in hid bed crying tears from how many papers he had to sign. "SOMEONE PLEASE SWITCH ME BACK!!! Wait! I'm rich, I can just buy a machine to switch minds!" He smirked. "Oh Daimone!!"

Ayaza grabbed the back bit and started to unclip the bits.
"Yes!" He smiled as he started to he able to unclip it.

Backlion had girls all over him.
"This is like a dream~" He gazed.

"He's in Star Gate huh?" Rino asked.
"Yup. I doubt he'll recognise you..." Serena said as she drove.
"Nevermind that. He might know a thing or two right?" Rino asked.
"Yeah. He studied on Latin and that stuff. Lucky you were switched with Ryu so you had the paper." Serena said.
"Extremely." Rino said.

"Hand gliders?! YOU MAD BRO?!" Shika exclaimed.
"Lets do this Backpussy..." Wyvon said as he grabbed a glider.
"For your information I'm Shika Akia!" Shika exclaimed.
"Whatever you say Demiza," Wyvon said as he ran outside.
"Piece a crap..." Shika said as he followed.

Rukia was walking around aimlessly in Ayaza's body.
"I might aswell test spin his deck." She said as she ran back towards Ayaza's shared apartment.

"I say we have noodled at your place dude... Sound good?" Said the person Zeon just fought as he helped them up.
"Sure, I'm starving. I'll get my-" Zeon said then he remembed. "Right I don't have a butler..."
"What?" Asked one of the lackeys.
"Oh, nothing." Zeon said.
"Alright, and I agree! Starved..." He panted.
"Heh, lets go." Zeon laughed as they walked back.

"THIS WAS A STUPID IDEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Shika cried as the wind blew against his face.
"NO, IT WAS BRILLIANT!!!!!" Wyvon cheered. "THIS IS FUN!!" He smiled.
"I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP!!!!" Shika cried.

The bra dropped to the floor as Ayaza breathed a sigh of relief.
"That feels sooo much better!~" He said as he put back on the shirt and continued what he was doing.

"We're at the Star Gate." Serena smiled. Rino grinned and got out, as Serena directed him to Sanda's home.

Meanwhile, Ayato was looking in his bag.
"Hay, where's my changing paper?" He asked. "I swear I placed it here... And where's my manga?! What the? Unless..."

Ryu took Ayato's bag while he wasn't looking and rummaged through it.
"Cool!! The newest volume of Naruto!!" Ryu said with exictment as he took it. "I'll just return it later..." He mumbled and put back Ayato's bag.

"Man, I was looking foward to reading that!" Ayato sighed.

Shika was failing at gliding.
"I THINK I'M GONNA CRASH!!" He cried.
"USE THE PARACHUTE!!" Wyvon exclaimed. "WE'RE NEAR ASWELL!!"
"SWEEEEEEEEET!!!" Shika smirked.
They were nearing Star Gate, and as they were, simultaneously they pulled the ripcord and parachutes flung out, slowing their descent.
"Wow, everything looks like an ant..." Shika said in awe.
"Beautiful, isn't it?" Wyvon said.

"I could get use to this~" Backlion said as girls surronded him.

"Being a girl isn't as bad as I thought... But its still hella hard..." Ayaza sighed as he watched tv.

"Wow, this deck is super strong! I shouldn't take Ayaza's deck building skills lightly!" Rukia said in awe.

"Mmmm, WHY AM I SUCH A GOOD COOK?!" Ryu exclaimed as he ate and rolled in the food he made, creating a mess.

"Yes young master?" He asked.
"I need to buy something." Yza said.

"Explainations and original body, here I come!" Rino cheered.

"Time to get my old self back!" Shika smirked.

"I wanted to read that manga... Oh well, lets just listen to some music and make marks." Ayato smiled innocently as he took a sharp bit of plastic and make marks on his arm and play music on his phone.

Feautured Card

Card bio:
Name: Shooting Star Dragon
Skill: Twin Drive!!
Grade: 3
Clan: Stardust Knight
Race: Cosmo Dragon
Nation: Star Gate
Power: 11000
Shield: 0
Flavour Text: Bringing down our opponents with endless attacks!! GO, SHOOTING STAR STRIKE!!
Trigger effects: None
Rarity: ??
Card effect(s):
[AUTO][VC][Limit Break 4]:[Counterblast 2 & choose a grade 3 card in your hand, and discard it] When this unit attacks a vanguard, you may pay the cost. If you do, choose three cards in your drop zone, shuffle those cards back into your deck, then reveal the top three cards of your deck, and call any grade 1 or greater cards to open (RC), and send the rest to the drop zone.
[ACT][VC]:[Counterblast 2] Choose two cards in your drop zone, and shuffle those cards back into your deck.

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A/N
I found this way to much fun to write XD
Don't worry, some actual fighting will happen next chapter. :)
Thats all, Fox out!