Serena: So this is gonna show case my old deck. My new deck is well... A secret until me and Ayato fight

Ayato: I'm looking foward to it

Grade 0

1x Black Candle, Azrail (Starting Vanguard)

4x Doctroid Refros (Stand)

4x MRI Angel (Draw)

4x Nurse of Danger Heart (Critical)

4x Nurse of Sweet Heart (Heal)

Grade 1

2x Battle Cupid, Nociel

3x Black Call, Nakir (G1 Stride cost/enabler)

4x Black Record, Israfil (PGG)

2x Nurse-cap Dalmatian

3x Thousand Ray Pegasus

Grade 2

3x Black Slice, Harut

2x Dreamlight Unicorn

3x Million Ray Pegasus

3x Nurse of Broken Heart

Grade 3

3x Black Shiver, Gavrail (Avatar)

3x Mobile Ward, Healing Palace

2x The Phoenix, Calamity Flame

Grade 4 (G-Deck)

4x Holy Seraph, Raphael

4x Holy Seraph, Raziel

Serena: Now to Q n A!

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Questions and Answers!

Q) To Yza & Payic-
Who won?!

Yza: No spoilers

Payic: What he said

Q) To Max-
Who would you kill to get Rino's eyes and a haircut? Because DAMN that fringe is long

Max: Hm... Thats a tough choice. Probably be the Zodiac Killer

Ayato: Bitch my fringe is longer

Q) To Mai-
Are you gonna win your match against Riku?

Mai: Yes, and I'll use a Gold Paladin rush deck just to be a troll

Riku: You wouldn't dare...

Mai: Lets play right here right now, my rush vs your Thavas

Riku: Alright, stand up vanguard, Officer Cadet, Andrey!

Mai: Stand up vanguard, Genius Liberator, Waltimell. You start

Riku: Stand and draw, ride Nikki, pull back Andrey and end.

Riku:
Hand: 5
Damage: 0
OXO
OXO

Mai:
Hand: 5
Damage: 0
OXO
OOO

Mai: Stand and draw, ride Deathly Silence Liberator, Curdle, Waltimell pulls back and I call Marron, Holy Acolyte, Pomerugal and Waltimell, with a boost from Waltimell, Acolyte attacks, skill of Acolyte and add 3k, Waltimell also adds 3k! (7000 > 12000 > 15000 > 18000)

Riku: 18k?! No guard... (Battle Siren, Melenia)

Mai: Vanguard, Waltimell's skill to add 3k (7000 > 15000)

Riku: No guard...

Mai: Drive check (Liberator of Hope, Epona) Critical, power to Marron and critical to vanguard (7000 > 12000)(1★ > 2★)

Riku: Damage check... (One Who Surpasses the Storm, Thavas, Magnum Assault)

Mai: And then Marron, her skill adds 3k (12000 > 15000 > 22000)

Riku: M-magic numbers... No guard.... (Kelpie Rider, Petros)

Mai: 4 Damage, turn one. End.

Riku:
Hand: 5
Damage: 4
OXO
OXO

Mai:
Hand: 3
Damage: 0
XXX
XXX

Riku: Stand and draw... This is a joke right, 4 damage?! Grah! Ride Adelaide and attack! (9000 > 14000)

Mai: No guard, I'd love for you to crit me

Riku: Drive check. (Kelpie Rider, Nikki) Nothing.

Mai: Damage check, a Pomeragul.

Riku: End

Riku:
Hand: 6
Damage: 4
OXO
OXO

Mai:
Hand: 3
Damage: 1
XXX
XXX

Mai: Stand and draw, ride Garoth and use Pomeragul's counterblast, add 1k (7000 > 8000) and vanguard attacks (8000 > 16000)

Riku: That deck is a monster... No guard...

Mai: Drive check (Ascendant Liberator, Barbtruc) Critical, power to Marron, critical to vanguard, I win (7000 > 12000)(1★ > 2★)

Riku: *eye twitch* ...I lost second turn?

Mai: And now I know why Ayato hates Gold Paladin *packs up cards and leaves*

Riku: ... *still in shock*

Q) To Maxios-
After Mai vs Riku, its you vs Neko! Are you gonna use a different deck like all your other appearances?

Maxios: Remember the opening? Yeah? Good. Remember seeing Gaia Emporer? Yeah? That answers your question

Yza: You change your decks way too often

Wyvon: *pokes Yza* Add the nii-chan

Yza: No

Wyvon: Aw c'mon Yza-san

Yza: Stop being a weeaboo TT

Wyvon: But I like making people Triggered TT

Maxios: *laughs* Its okay Wyvon

Q) To Wyvon and Max-
Whats your guys backstory?

Wyvon: Well, it all started back in my infant years, and-

Max: *covers Wyvon's mouth* It'll be explained later!

Q) To Shika-
Spike Brothers are disgusting

Shika: ...*becomes enraged*

Yza: Looks like Shika just became T R I G G E R E D !

Q) To Yza and Inu-
Make a Ren Shrine

Yza: Zeon, can we use your credit card?

Zeon: *throws card at him*

Yza: Thanks!

Inu: I give up my half skirt for Ren-sama

Yza: *sweatdrop* We need to build a shrine

Inu: Oooh

Kaiko: I'll help, I knew Ren personally, after all

Yza & Inu: *gasp*

Yza: Tell us stories!

Inu: Was he as cool as he was on tv?!

Kaiko: Ah, well...

Ayaza: Seems like their having story time XD

Q) To Kazue-
Hows the mental hospital?

Kazue: What mental hospital? Hahaha...

Q) To Riku-
How was the kiss?

Riku: *goes red* W-what kiss?! What are you even talking about?! Baka!

Max: Bigger Question: Was there any tongue?

Riku: N-no! I-I mean, shut up!

Max: Lol! I was there when it happened, just check a comment chain in Turn 33 :3

Riku: By the way, that DID NOT happen if you do read it!

Max: Ooh, self-denial!

Riku: Who even asked this question?!

Max: Fox~

Riku: *takes out frying pan and whacks me around the head*

Kurakuya: Hey, thats my trope!!

Q) To Ryu-
Hows vanguard?

Ryu: It feels more dead then the meta game...

Yza: Ah, can't be that bad...

Ryu: Where are my Blaus when you need 'em?

Backlion: Ryu's been down in another dimension, and its affecting every other one aswell, sadly.

Ryu: PLEASE END MY LIFE

Zeon: With pleasure~

Ryu: NO, NOT ARGH, SON OF A BITCH AT THE DOOR

Ayato: Hay Ryu, don't become the next me

Oh my God this is too similiar to Leafy's stuff...

Q) To Kurakuya-
Have you washed the signed shirt yet?

Kurakuya: *inhales the shirt pen marker* Ah... Huh? No! Of course not! This is too precious!

Ayaza: WE'RE YOU SNIFFING THAT?!

Kurakuya: Maybe... *sniffs some more*

Ayaza: Your more weird then Kazue...

Q) To Яeverse Leader/Void-
Who are you?

Яeverse Leader/Void: Your mom

*plays the "oooooooh" vine*

Q) To Yza and Rukia-
I want to see the rest of that one-shot. GIVE IT TOO ME!

Yza: Oh booi, Rukia, roll it

Anime Expo 20neverteen Part 2 (Actually Canon because, minor spoilers ahead)

"RUKIA CAN I TOUCH YOUR BOOBS?!" He exclaimed, hand twitching from wanting to grab them. Rukia was in shock as she looked at the blushing Yza and his twitching hand.
"What in the...?"

"Did Yza just asked what I think I asked?" Wyvon asked as Ryu was laughing his ass off.
"That idiot..." Ayaza sweatdropped.
"I wonder what'll happen to him..." Rino mumbled.

A loud slap was heard as Rukia backhanded Yza's face.
"Oooow!" He moaned as he rubbed his cheek in pain.
"JEEZ, ATLEAST WAIT A MONTH BEFORE YOU LET YOUR PERVERT SIDE COME OUT AND START DOING STUFF TO ME!!" Rukia exclaimed red faced.
"Atleast I asked..." Yza pouted.
"Go ask someone else to measure it because you can't be trusted." Rukia sighed.
"Yes ma'am!" Yza entered out of the room and muttered, "Damn it..."

Downstairs, Yza came down.
"You reckless idiot..." Ayaza facepalmed.
"So?" Yza asked.
"You asked to touch her boobs." Ryu snickered.
"You heard that?!" Yza exclaimed.
"Yup." Wyvon replied. "And the slap."
"That was goood." Zeon nodded.
"Damn it!" Yza exclaimed.
"You done measuring?" Serena asked.
"Nah, she told me I was "irresponsible" and told me "go get someone else to do it". So here I am." Yza sighed.
"Pass it then..." Serena said as Yza passed the measuring tape and Serena ran up stairs.
"And I'm finished!" Wyvon cheered as he finished the pencil sketches.
"That looks horrible." Ryu peered over.
"You shoulda started with red pencil then went over with graphite." Yza said as he peered over.
"Then you do it Mr. Artist of the year 2016!" Wyvon did a diva rage.
"Alright then." Yza sat down and grabbed a blue colouring pencil and started to sketch the clothes. He grabbed a mechanical pencil and went over the rough lines with the new ones, and grabbed a light box from who knows where, and started to trace on a new sheet of paper with a Dipping Pen, taking the golden pen and dipping it in ink and started to do the final outlines.
"Your doing it wrong." Aya pointed out.
"Psh, no I'm not!" Yza laughed.
"Your lines are very messy, the ink skips and blouches aswell." Aya said as Yza laughed.
"Ah, well... Um." He stratched his chin.
"Let me do it." Aya sighed as Yza handed her the pen and in an epic montage, she made the best looking art work that would make Akira Ito look like a noob in the art world.
"Woah, thats awesome!" Ryu exclaimed.
"You need to artwork for a manga, don't let this talent go to waste!" Wyvon exclaimed. "I can see it now, a manga done by Yza and Aya!"
"Lets not go there just yet." Yza sweatdropped.
"Besides that, we need to colour it." Aya said.
"Sakamoto, get us some copic markers!" Yza snapped.
"Yes sir." Backlion nodded and went out to buy some markers. Rukia and Serena walked downstairs, books in Serena's hand and ontop Rukia's measurements.
"Welcome back." Zeon smiled.
"Hey, Rino, Zeon, Ayaza could you get us some snacks and drinks?" Ryu asked.
"Sure, lets go guys." Rino smiled as he went out of the room to get some food and drinks.
"Oh nice, books about clothes." Wyvon said as Rukia plonked down a white sewing machine.
"Thats heavy..." She breathed a sigh of relief.
"Sewing machine!" Ryu exclaimed.
"Copic markers." Backlion put down two bags of markers.
"Got some food!" Rino exclaimed as he put down a tray of snacks as Zeon and Ayaza put cans of drinks on the table.
"Epic montage, begin!" Ryu exclaimed. During the epic montage you are imagining, Serena was sewing, Yza and Aya were fighting over how to colour, Wyvon was choosing some materials, Ryu was ordering people, Backlion was buying the things, Zeon was swinging his katana, Ayaza was sweatdropping, Rino was drinking some water, Shika was eating snacks and Rukia was standing there, proud of everyone!

"Shit we're gonna be late to the convention!" Ryu exclaimed.
"Damn it, we're nowhere near done!" Shika cursed as he stuffed his mouth with more salted peanuts.
"We don't even have transportation!!" Yza realised.
"I have Sanda on the case for that." Serena said as she finished sewing up one part of the costume.
"How about we go in two groups?!" Ayaza exclaimed. "One stays behind to work on this costume, other goes out to the convention and then we meet up later?"
"Sure, that sounds good." Aya nodded.
"Well, me and Yza will only be useful until this costume is ready, so me, Rukia, Yza and Serena will stay here." Shika said.
"I'll stay aswell." Backlion said as he pushed up his glasses.
"Me too, I can get snacks and drinks for everyone." Rino said.
"Alright, everyone else hop into Sanda's car." Serena said.

Outside, the remaining group, Ayaza, Ryu, Wyvon, Aya and Zeon looked at Sanda's pitch black car with grey highlights.
"Hey everyone." He smiled, dressed as Kaneki from Tokyo Ghoul as Ayato poked his head out aswell dressed as Ayato from Tokyo Ghoul.
"Hey people."
"Kaneki and Ayato, dude!" Ryu exclaimed as he went inside.
"This is gonna be awesome!!" Wyvon cheered as he followed Ryu.
"It smells of pinecones..." Zeon sweatdropped as he entered.
"But its a nice smell..." Aya sweatdropped after him.
"ANIME EXPO HERE WE COME!" Ayaza cheered.

"Coffee! Soda!!" Rino was singing intense music to add to the mood.
"This is really nervewracking..." Shika mumbled.
"For me it is, not for you!!" Serena sweatdropped.

"You have an awesome car..." Ryu was checking out the vehicle with exictement.
"Thanks. Being seventeen rules!" Sanda cheered.
"Go faster." Ayato said to Sanda as he nodded and pressed on the accelarator, the car starting to speed up on the grey smooth road.

"Where is everyone?" Kyle asked as he walked around in the convention, dressed up as Dante from Devil May Cry.
"Their most likely coming, calm down." Aqua sweatdropped as she was Mary from Devil May Cry.
"ONE PAAANCH!" Dax punched Kyle on the face as he was One Punch Man/Saitama from One Punch Man.
"That was uncalled for." Kyle rubbed his cheek as Dax laughed intensly. Mai followed him, eating an ice lolly.
"Whose she dressed up as?" Aqua asked Dax.
"No one, she tagged along for no reason." Dax shrugged.
"I'm an otaku but I don't cosplay..." Mai said bluntly as she licked her ice lolly.
"Ahuh." Kyle nodded.

As the group arrived, Sanda and Ayato looked at each other and nodded, heading straight to the Tokyo Ghoul section Naruto/Weeaboo running.
"One Punch Man here I come!!" Wyvon ran to the section.
"Have fun!" Ryu called out to everyone before running off to the Death Parade section, which he somehow confused for the Death Note section and was surronded by Shinigamis, Lights, Ls, Matsuda's and Misas.
"Eh?!" Ryu exclaimed.
"Time to kill that octopus." Ayaza smirked as he drew his plastic green knife.
"Have fun!" Aya shouted as she headed to the Fairy Tail section.
"Where are these demons?!" Zeon exclaimed as he was the last to get off and swing his katana around.

"Time to crush you half ghoul!" Ayato exclaimed to Sanda as he rushed in.
"I have a name. Its Kaneki." Sanda said as he clicked his fingers and pretended to attack with the fake kagunes on his back.
"Ragh!" Ayato shot his ukaku's gems, spraying crystals from a launcher under his wrist to make it look like it. They did some backflips and battle moves on each other as they soon ended with a tie.
"Interesting." A judge nodded.
"Only if the kagune was moving, that would've made it much better." The otehr judge said.
"It was complete horseshit." The last judge deadpanned. Their total score out of 30 was 17.

"So we got above average." Ayato muttered.
"Oh well." Sanda laughed it off.

"All of these Karma cosplays are very good..." The judge said.
"I like the one on the right, he even has the knife!" The other judge exclaimed.
"But that ones hair looks more like the on in the anime!" The other judge exclaimed.
"But that one looks like the manga, and thats way more important!" The other judge exclaimed.
"This has gotten out of control..." Ayaza sweatdropped as he was on the stage.
"Ahem, winner of the Karma Akabane contest is Hideki Maeda." The judges said.
"Hell yeah!" Hideki exclaimed as he jumped of the stage to recieve the cash prize.
"Damn it!" Ayaza exclaimed.

"Lets do this Wyvon!" Dax exclaimed.
"We'll make the best skit in all of One Punch Man!" Wyvon nodded.
"Don't fail me." Mai deadpanned as she licked on her ice lolly quickly after.

"All this merch..." Zeon was in awe.
"You want any?" The cashier asked.
"I'll take this, and this, and this!" Zeon was stripping the shelves empty as he took items.
"Hey, hey, your gonna make this store dead quick!" The cashier exclaimed.
"Can I buy the whole store?" Zeon asked.
"What?!" The cashier exclaimed.

"OKAY I HATE RUNNING!!" Yza exclaimed as he ran.
"Atleast your not in a nun outfit!" Rukia exclaimed as she was running as fast as she could while wearing jer new outfit.
"Get your asses moving!!" Shika was a good two metres away from everyone else.
"We're trying!!" Rino exclaimed as Backlion was doing "Darwin's Evolution Theory" run like the show, catching up with everyone.
"Eh?!" Yza exclaimed as he saw Backlion. "He truly is Sakamoto..."

"Alright Genos, we'll spar." Dax said.
"Alright then Master, give me 100%!" Wyvon nodded and shot foam out of his hands.
"Ahuh." Dax ran around Wyvon as he punched him on the back, Wyvon pretending that Dax did Saitama's famous One Punch and fell to the ground.
"ONE PAAAANCH!" Dax exclaimed.
"That was shit." The three judges deadpanned.

"We're HERE!!" Yza exclaimed as he ran in.
"See ya'll later, I've got a Nagisa contest to win!" Rino grinned and ran off to the Assassination Classroom section.
"Highschool DxD here we come!!" Yza exclaimed as he ran to that section, Rukia and Shika following suit.

"Alright, we gotta win this skit contest!" Yza exclaimed.
"What are we gonna do, improv?!" Shika exclaimed.
"Lets face it, we've LOST." Rukia deadpanned. "Our only hope is costume contest."
"No, we're doing skit! It can't be that bad!" Yza exclaimed.
"Whatever you say Yza." Shika said as he rubbed his temples.
"Lets do this." Yza smirked intensly.

"Next act, please come on stage." The judge said.

Yza, Rukia and Shika ran foward, them setting up their act.
"Oh boy..." Rukia sweatdropped as Shika and Yza got ready.
"Hello?" Yza pretended to enter the house, walking on stage as he looked around. "You called a devil?" He then looked at the floor, pretending a bloody body was there. "What the hell?!"
"Ah, our honoured guest has arrived." Shika cackled as he entered in. "Names Freed Sellzan."
"Did you kill him?!" Yza exclaimed.
"Yeah, I did. Pretty cool right?!" Shika laughed. "You see, he was in a league with the devils..."
"W-what?" Yza asked as he stepped back.
"Oh. I see how it is." Shika spat as he grabbed his gun and light sword. "Your also a Devil!!"
Yza flinched and released his Boosted Gear and shouting, "Boost!" as Shika pretended to fire the gun, and slash Yza with the sword as the two fighted, Shika made a signal to thr leg as Yza fell down to the ground and Shika slashed him with his sword, paralysing Yza.
"Ragh!" Yza groaned as he pretended that he felt blood come out of his body, as Rukia walked out.
"What the heck?!" She screamed, dropping a tray.
"Asia?!" Yza exclaimed as Rukia looke at Yza.
"Huh, so you decided to drop mataining the barrier..." Shika mumbled and looked at Yza and then Rukia.
"Thats why I couldn't sense you..." Yza growled.
"And I wonder if you've seen a dead body. Nevermind that, you know him Asia?" Shika asked.
"Y-yes... He helped me..." She replied.
"Ah, well, he's a Devil." Shika said. "Let me dispose of this trash."
"He's a Devil?" Rukia said in shock.
"Yes..." Shika lifted the sword and made it move swiftly downwards before Rukia intervenes and Shika stopped. "Get outta my way!"
"No, he's helped me, spare him, please!" Rukia cried out as she protected the paralysed Yza.
"Asia..." He muttered weakly.
"So be it." Shika pushed Rukia onto a wall, restraining her while he cackles and pretends to rape her infront of Yza.
"YOU BASTARD!!" Yza exclaimed as he got up and punched Shika on the face, actually extremely hard, ignoring that they were doing a skit as Shika fell to the floor.
"Oh, now we have some bark!" Shika cackled as he ignored the actual punch and attacked Yza with his light sword, before Yza dodged and finished it off with the Sacred Gear, shouting,
"EXPLOSION!!" As the fist collided on Shika's sword, he was knocked to the ground as Yza panted. "That was intense..."

"Very interesting." The first judge nodded.
"So you finished him off instead of instead of letting the other Devils do it. Thats a nice twist." Another judge said.
"The acting was cringey." The last judge deadpanned.
"We give you 12 out of 30 points." They all said in unison.
"TWELVE?!" The three exclaimed.

"Alright Ayato, we won!!" Sanda cheered as he held the cheque in all of its glory.
"But its not in hard cold cash, so we can't share..." Ayato sighed.
"Ahaha..." Sanda stratched the back of his head.

"That was a complete fail." Shika sighed as he walked outside.
"Agreed." Rukia sweatdropped as Yza ran to them, three ice lollies on hand, running.
"Hey, I got our snacks!" He called out, Rukia turning her head to face Yza, before him tripping over a rock and doing a summersault to Rukia, making her tumble down and then making Shika fall down and hit the gravel floor. On the bottom of this madness was Shika on his stomach, sweatdropping as Rukia was sandwiched inbetween Yza and Shika, and guess where Yza lay.

On top.

Face bang in between Rukia's boobs.

"What... WHAT THE HELL YZA?!" Rukia exclaimed pink faced as Yza laughed pevertedly in her boobs.
"What about me, I'm basically being the bed for you two!" Shika cried out.
"Sorrry, Shika. Let me just enjoy this moment..." Yza laughed even more pervertedly as Rukia used her foot to kick Yza in the balls hardly, him holding them in pain and getting off, Rukia getting off the on the stomach Shika.
"Thats what you get for being a pervert." Rukia huffed.
"Ow, you don't kick a man's balls like that!" Yza exclaimed.
"Yeah, you kick an idiot balls like that." Shika deadpanned as Yza anime cried.
"They've all aligned against me..."

Yza: Rukia's boobs felt so nice...

Rukia: == I swear to God if you don't drop this perverted act I'm gonna break up with you

Yza: Eh?! Man...

Shika: Gl bro, g freaking l

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A/N

XD

I fucking love this One-shot. Make sure to send your questions, truths, dares, requests and anything else for the cast of Cray's Collapse! That is all for now, and I'll see you all in the next thrilling chapter of Cray's Collapse!

Fox out!