Shika: Sooo... We left off the last one without any of these beautiful things. We have double, so prepare for trouble! Lets start off with the yaoi one-shot first :3

Maids, Butlers, and Cute Love (non-canon) (a Kyle x Yza one-shot~)

Yza looked unimpressively at his maid costume, his normally curled in at the side hair was straightened out and was actually pretty long.
"...w-why do I have to wear this out of all the guys?!" He asked, red faced.
"Hey, I think your pretty cute in it." Backlion winked at Yza seductively as Yza shuddered at his reaction.
"This... Is YZA?!" Ryu asked as he fell to the floor out of shock. "And that's totally my type too..." He anime cried. Unfortunately, everyone had a great idea of starting a maid and butler cafe, but unfortunately one male had to dress as a female because there weren't enough butler suits. And since Rino (the most girly out of all the guys) wasn't able to make it, they decided to see who had the most femenine hands. And that, unfortunately for Yza, was him.

Meanwhile, Rukia was taking a load of pictures while giggling. "Karma for raping me, I see~"
"You look fine in it bro, look alive!" Shika grinned.
Yza had a sour face on. "I-its not funny!"
"Tsundere maid!" Zeon called out as he sat at the table, not wearing a suit, but rather was a customer.
"SHUT UP!!" Yza exclaimed red faced as he had tears welling up in the corners out of his eyes.
"Ah Zeon, your making her upset..." Backlion frowned.
"..." Yza was silent for this craziness that was happening.
"Ok, we're gonna open soon, so everyone get ready!" Aqua exclaimed. Everyone nodded (or the team of six: Yza, Shika, Backlion, Ryu, Rukia and Aqua).
Kyle entered in shortly after their opening as he sat down. Yza looked at Kyle and sighed. "Great, I have to serve him." He walked over with a slightly angered expression. "Hello there, I'll be your maid, master." He said with a tinge of distaste in his voice.
"Oh, hello there. Can I get an iced coffee?" Kyle asked, not aware that the person was Yza.
"Of course..." Yza replied as he shivered slightly and walked away.
"She was cute." Kyle mumbled as he was suddenly interrupted by Yza slamming the coffee onto his table, the coffee spilling slightly onto it.
"Here it is, master." He said with a sour face. He didn't appreciate he was also forced to wear a bra and panties underneath the thing so there wasn't any suspicion it was actually a male if perverts tried to peek up the skirt or see through the white shirt.
"Uh, thanks?" Kyle took a sip as Yza stood there. "My names Kyle. You are?"
"Yza, you know me when I beated your ass with 8 crits." Yza replied simply. Kyle's eyes widended as he dropped his glass.
"Your the same guy?! You look... So girly and cute..." Kyle looked at Yza immediately became beet red.
"S-shut up. They just didn't have enough butler costume-" Kyle pulled Yza towards him as he suddenly stood up.
"Let's take this somewhere else, ok?" He asked him as Yza was now blushing along with being extremely embarrassed.
"W-what do you mean?" He asked, biting his lip after uttering those words.
"Let's go to my place. I need to tell you something." Kyle said.

Because of unforeseen events, I'm gonna have to cut it short here. PM me for the whole one-shot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Ships be mixed (Non-canon)

"Question," Yza took off his hoodie for the night and turned to Rukia. "Why are we going to a bar again?"
"To celebrate everyone's victory... Plus Ryu payed me a good amount of money." Rukia replied.
"Sell out!" Yza called out with a laugh.
"Hey, I'm sharing this money with you... Maybe you can afford more hentai mags and cup ramen after all." Rukia did a sly smile.
"Rukia, you are the best girlfriend ever." Yza said as he shook his head to make his hair more messy. "Let's go wild tonight!"
"Don't break everyone's ear drums, please." Rukia said with a sweatdrop as she opened the door of the hotel room.
"Don't worry, I'll make sure everyone will need eye bleach by the end." Yza winked at Rukia.
"Never do that again." They both left the room as Rukia locked it.

"Another shot, please." Ryu said as he took his seventh shot. "WHEW, ALCOHOL IS AWESOME!"
"Your an idiot." Tari sipped on her water.
"Hehe, try some." Ryu handed her a shot glass as he grinned.
"Why should I? I don't wanna become drunk." She replied bluntly.
"Just do it!!~" Ryu moaned.
"Fine." Tari took one and coughed straight after. "Ew..."
"Take ANOTHER ONE!" Ryu slammed it on the counter. Tari sighed and drank another.
"AND ANOTHER!" Ryu kept on slamming as Tari kept drinking.

Kyle and Aqua were in an intense match of Goldfish with Rachel and Maxios.
He hiccuped and said, "I don't have a-" Maxios hiccuped again. "5, goldfish."
"I asked for a 2." Aqua hiccuped.
"Screw you!!" Maxios said as he pulled out Screyew from his pocket and ripped up his hand out of frustration as he left. Kyle casually took the free card as Aqua gave aslight glare.
"It was on the table..." Kyle sweatdropped as he slipped it into his trench coat pocket.
"How can wear THAT in this packed bar?" Rachel asked between eating her cookies.
"I have no cl-" Kyle said before he thought he saw a naked Wyvon run past him. "No, no, no, that's just your imagination. Too much alcohol and heat. Yeah. That's all." He took off his coat as his eye-twitched.
"WYVON YOUR TOO DRUNK, COME BACK!!" Rino exclaimed as he ran after the naked Wyvon and past Kyle, Aqua and Rachel.
"Fuck me..." Kyle said as he stood up and left the table as he facepalmed. Rachel giggled.

"HAHA, LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A PENIS, HUEHUEHUE!!" Wyvon ran around drunk as fuck.
"WYVON MIKUSHICHA, COME BACK HERE!!" Rino exclaimed as he pushed through people to chase after the naked Wyvon with his hair... Let loose? His hair was actually very long... And was the only thing covering his bosom and, ahem, penis.
"HUEHUEHUE" He kept laughing and running. Rino stopped to take a breath.
"Too... Much... Running." He passed out on the floor.
"He's gonna get raped." Ayaza commented as he passed Rino.
"Eh, it could be much worse. Are we gonna help him?" Aya asked him.
"Nah. He digged his own grave. Let's have some fun!" Ayaza grinned as Aya smiled and followed him. Kei watched in his shadows.

"Kurakuya, thank you for the techniques..." Kei said as he stares at his younger sister.
"No problem. But why are you letting Ayaza off this time?" Kurakuya asked.
"Because Ayato is here." Kei replied bluntly.
"..that's some really bad logic." He ate his fried rice.

A hand pulled Rino away from the floor as Yza looked around.
"Holy crap, how many people did you get Rukia?!" He exclaimed.
"Alot." Rukia nodded. "You can thank Ryu for more than three quarters of the contacts and invites." She smiled as she stepped on something. "What was that?" She looked back and saw someone's hand on the floor.
"Hm?" Yza asked as he looked at Rukia.
"Oh, it's just someone who passed ou-" Rukia started before the lights suddenly flickered off and people screamed at this as the whole room went into chaos. Yza was shouting at Rukia as she couldn't hear him over the screaming, until the lights turned back on and Rino's dead corpse layed up on a wall.
"R-rino?!" Yza exclaimed. The blonde teen looked lifeless, skin pale and eyes widended, headphones dangling from his neck. Opposite of him on the other wall was Wyvon, dead and naked.
"Wyvon aswell..." Rukia gulped.
"O-ok, what the heck?" Yza breathed a bit heavily.
Kyle clambered ontop of the bar table as the whole room was in full panic.
"EVERYONE!" His voice cut through the screams, helps and whatever else. "Calm down! Check the exits, and see if we can escape!" Everyone scattered arouns the bar to find exits.
"It's no use!" A man tried to open it up.
"This one's locked." Sighed a defeated woman.
"Dammit, why are they locked?!" A male exclaimed in frustration.
Kyle ran a hand through his hair and sighed. "Ok everyone, we're going to keep a close eye on each other. Any suspicious movements and-" The lights turned off.

Kurakuya dropped his chopsticks as he shook. Kei watched on in horror as the two looked at the group of partiers.

Hung next to Wyvon was Kyle. Next to Rino was Aqua. Both dead.
"H-holy shit!!" A vouce cried out.
"HE DIED!!" People screamed.
"AND ANOTHER PERSON!" They cried. Lights turned off. And on. Off. And on. Pairings layed across the bar, until only 3 were left: Ryu and Tari. Ayaza and Aya. Yza and Rukia.
"Ok, it's one of us six, much to my dismay." Yza gritted his teeth.
"I say either you or Rukia, you guys decided to do this." Tari said with a sigh.
"Let's not be so quick to jump the gun. We all wouldn't want to kill each other... Right?" Aya gulped.
"No, but someone messed up would." Ayaza sighed. Ryu was in the corner having a panic attack.
"We can rule out Ryu, he's a mess." Yza commented.
"And drunk." Tari added.
"So, it's one of us five." Rukia stared down everyone as the lights flickered off. Then back on.
Ayaza and Aya hung next to the dead. Yza's heart beated fast.
"O-ok, so it's one of us three!!" He laughed nervously, on the brink of insanity.
"Are we sure everyone isn't playing a pratical joke on us?" Rukia asked him.
"THEIR ALL PALE AND WIDE EYED! THEY HAVE NO PULSE! THEY ARE DEAD!!" Yza exclaimed in fear.
"Chill out!" Rukia and Tari exclaimed to him.
"It's like only the females are rational." Tari sighed.
"Shouldn't we be freaked out?" Rukia asked. She then turned to the drained face Yza and tried to reassure him. "It'll be ok. Deep breaths. In and out."
"Shouldn't you also help the person having a panic attack?!" Tari asked Rukia in slight disbelief. "Your a nurse, you should know what to do!" Rukia stratched her chin and nodded. She walked over to Ryu calmly and looked at him.
"Hey, Ryu. I want you to try and calm down. Take, slow, deep breaths. In and out." She smiled softly at the boy who was literally rocking back and forth, breathing very quickly and panicking. His face looked drained.
"I-I can't!!" He said between fast breaths.
"Hey, hey, try to relax. It's the not the end of the world." Rukia said as the lights turned off. They switched back on. This time, it was Yza and Ryu up hanged. Rukia looked at Tari with a panicked face.
"D-did you kill them?!" She asked as she marched over to the green haired girl.
"OF COURSE NOT!!" Tari replied, angered at her for accusing her.
"Then who did?!" Rukia replied, angry.
"Well how am I supposed to know?!" Tari replied back. Rukia looked at her with a sour face.
"What an annoyance." Rukia huffed.
"Hey, instead of bickering, we should be working together." Tari said as the lights turned off.
"Adios, amigo." Rukia said her words to Tari, ready to feel death. But instead, the lights turned on. Kurakuya and Kei were hung up instead.
"Stalker and the Overprotective Brother?" Tari raised a brow, still shooken.
"We were saved by them..." Rukia gulped, feeling somewhat guilty. Tari walked over to a fire exit and tried to open it. It was locked.
"Dammit." She sighed. "We'll be dead by the end of this anyways."
"A-are you sure?" Rukia asked with nervousness. She really didn't want to die.
"The odds say so, I'm afraid." Tari frowned. The lights turned off. And back on. A slight laugh came from someone's mouth. Hung up on the walls were Rukia and Tari. Yet there was a pulse somewhere in the room. Laughing. Breathing. The killer. Emerging her head up as a smirk was drewn across her face, a laugh came from the same sly and dark smirk. Blonde hair cascaded down her shoulders. Blue eyes looked crazed as she was hung up on the wall. It was non-other, than Rukia.

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A/N

Hey! I hoped you enjoyed these XD

Kyle: It jumped from yaoi to a murdering party.

Rukia: And why was I killing people?!

Yza: You killed me!! ;.;

Rukia: I did not!

Tari: Your the killer, even Fox confirmed it

Kyle: Is no one else panicked that Yza actually is very feminine?

Rukia: I know, but why would I kill you guys?!

Kyle: Or that I fell in love with him?

Yza: That would explain why you want a party...

Kyle: Anyone?

Rukia: Do you even love me?

Yza: I do!!

Kyle: Seriously, did everyone forget about the yaoi?

Rukia: Then why are you so mean to me suddenly?! *anime crying*

Yza: I have no clue .-.

Tari: You admitted to being mean... C'mon Rukia, we can find you better guys to go out with

Rukia: ;-; H-hai...

Yza: NO NO DON'T LEAVE ME, THE YAOI SHIPPERS WILL COME!!

Kyle: I'm shipped with Backlion and Izo, so who actually cares anymore, even though I'm in a relationship... *rolls eyes*

Kyouran hey kids... Jesus Christ

Fox out