The Strange Case of Alfredo Sauce and Dragonic Asslord
DM: KoK to The_Destiny
Alfred: Man, I don't mind the standard chat, but I do miss the old one
Overlord: I'm more confused on what happened
Alfred: Something called "Standard"...
Overlord: Why were we the only ones left then? And why does Dark not remember shit?
Alfred: He disappeared after Blademaster took over...
Overlord: Was he the one behind it?
Alfred: No, it was that guy... Kidani? Plus Dark loved the chat. He wouldn't destroy it
Overlord: Alt Account and I suppose but the chat was always a shithole
Alfred: Okay, then why is every other chat we've been too also been replaced? It's like we've been sent to another universe where our friends don't exist
Overlord: Yeah...
Alfred: I'd hate to admit it, but even the idiots like Gavrail and Valeos were more fun to be around then these new guys
Overlord: New guys seem like a bunch of pussies
Alfred: They're keeping stuff "in order"...
Overlord: I suppose we could spice things up
Alfred: I wouldn't want to risk getting in trouble
Overlord: I guess, but the chat being boring is so... so unlike the old chat
Alfred: I mean, maybe it's not a bad thing that it's peaceful
Overlord: But isn't the spicy drama what we enjoyed most?
Alfred: I guess
Overlord: I'm starting some shit, don't stop me
Alfred: Hey, don't be so rash about it...
Overlord: made up my mind Alfred. If I'm going down, I'm going down by myself
Alfred: Overlord, Wait!
Standard | Group Chat | Owner: Blaster_Dark | 10 users currently online | 8 users currently offline
Overlord: Hey No Life
NLK: What
Overlord: I was referring to Blaster Dark but sure you can work
NLK: Dude my name is literally NO LIFE KING, what did you expect? :^)
Overlord: Not much
NLK: Hue
Overlord: You remind me of a guy
NLK: Is his name Maelstrom? If so, we're not similar at all :^)
Overlord: I meant another- you know what forget it
NLK: No no please do tell
NLK: I'm very intrigued by this
Overlord: ...no thanks
BD: Someone called for me..?
Overlord: Luquier.
BD: What?
Overlord: DUDE SHE'S YOUR FUCKING EX-GIRLFRIEND, DON'T YOU REMEMBER HER?
BD: ...I had an ex-girlfriend?
Overlord: YEAH HER NAME WAS LUQUIER! SHE WAS IN THE PALE MOON CLAN! BUT NOW SHE DATES LUARD!
BD: Might need to ask Golden Beast Tamer about this Luquier girl. And who's Luard?
Overlord: THAT BRATTY WIZARD IN SHADOW PALADIN! BLONDE HAIR, AND MORE EDGE THAN YOU'LL EVER NEED
Alfred: Holy shit Overlord what the hell are you doing?!
Overlord: I'M TIRED OF SITTING ON MY ASS AND DOING NOTHING! THESE AREN'T OUR FRIENDS, AND THEY AREN'T THE PEOPLE WHO WE KNOW ALFRED!
BD: We have no wizards in the Shadow Paladin. Nor do I know anyone who's name is "Luard".
Overlord: You gotta be fucking with me...
NLK: Overlord is being a delusional bastard per usual, what else can you expect?
Overlord: Shut your fucking no life mouth
Overlord: This has nothing to do with you
NLK: kek
BD: Let's not resort to attacks.
NLK: Yeah, sorry
Overlord: Tch.
Alfred: Well, if I can say something, Dark.
BD: Yes?
Alfred: Does the title "Diablo" sound familiar to you?
Overlord: LOL HE STOPPED TYPING
NLK: He's probably thinking
Overlord: DUDE DARK. DIABLO IS PART OF YOUR NAME, YOUR FUCKING LEGACY
Overlord: DONT YOU REMEMBER THE TIME YOU DESTROYED GAVRAIL BY SHOWING EVERYONE THOSE NUDES?
Overlord: OR THAT TIME YOU AND CLARET FOUGHT?
Overlord: OR THE TIME THAT YOU LEFT THE CHAT AND LEFT FUCKING BLADEMASTER IN CHARGE BCUZ YOU COULDNT HANDLE IT?
Overlord: CMON DARK, REMEMBER! REMEMBER ALL THIS BULLSHIT FROM OUR CHAT! THIS ISNT OUR CHAT, THIS IS SOME CHEAP ASS FAKE FUCKING SHIT THAT KIDANI ASSHOLE MADE
Overlord: DARK! REMEMBER! REMEMBER THE FUCKING MEMORIES WE'VE CREATED WITH OUR FRIENDS!
NLK: You speak so passionately, I'm gonna cry :^)
Imperial: What in the world is going on...
Overlord: GOD DAMN ITTTTTTTTTTTT
Golden Beast Tamer: I just want to say I don't know anyone of the name Luquier
Alfred: Hmm...
NLK: You guys aren't getting answers, Dark just went off
Overlord: oh ffs..
NLK: heh guess he got tired of all the bs your spouting
Overlord: This all fucking happened tho
Alfred: ^
NLK: How cute, the couple shares dreams
Alfred: *sigh*
Imperial: No Life, calm it
NLK: Yes ma'am
Overlord: @everyone anyone know of a guy named Dungaree
Vermillion: YEAH
Overlord: HOLY SHIT VERMILLION
Vermillion: OVERLORD WHAT THE FUCK
Alfred: OMG
Vermillion: YOU TWO SHIT HEADS ARE ON THIS CHAT AS WELL?!
Overlord: YEAH WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD ONE?
Vermillion: I DON'T FUCKING HAVE A CLUE
Alfred: IM sobbing
Imperial: I'll just leave you three be.
Alfred: I can't believe it, we found someone else
Overlord: HOLY SHIT VERM
Overlord: REMEMBER WHEN DUNGAREE ROASTED GAVRAIL'S ASS?
Vermillion: Y E S
Overlord: OH MY GOD ITS ACTUALLY VERM
Alfred: AIEEEEEEEEEE
Vermillion: MY GUYS WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE ELSE?
Overlord: THATS WHAT WE'RE TRYNA FIND OUT
Vermillion: DUDE I WANT LUARD AND CLARET BACK
Vermillion: GIMME THAT DRAMA GIMME
Overlord: Same but I miss Minerva the most
Vermillion: Why?
Overlord: MOMMY MINERVA BE THICC 💦💦
Vermillion: o o f
Alfred: Mommy Rising was better don't @ me
Overlord: @KoK get outta here with that gay shit
Alfred: Rising was a lad
Alfred: Don't tell Seifried I said this but Rising is way better at Gallows Ball
Seifried: I'm online you twit
Alfred: Oopsies~
Seifried: Who's this Rising kid?
Alfred: He looks like Sigiswald
Seifried: But Sigis is hot ass
Alfred: Yeah but Rising was an amazing player
Vermillion: He got crippled by mermaids tho
Overlord: TRUE
Overlord: Speaking of mermaids was it just me or did Ange look 😫💦💦
Vermillion: Your worse than Chronojet
Overlord: I fucked Chronojet's bitches tho
Vermillion: Y I K E S
Vermillion: You put one into Ahsha?
Overlord: YEEEEE
Overlord: Luard wishes it was him
Alfred: LMAO
Overlord: don't tell him tho or else he'll have a mental breakdown
Vermillion: o o f
BD: ...Blaster Dark "Diablo"...
Overlord: OMG DARK
Overlord: DO YOU FUCKIN REMEMBER?
BD: ...yeah... Blaster Dark "Diablo". That was my name... my ex-girlfriend was Luquier... she now goes out with Luard... I became Phantom Blaster "Diablo" and destroyed Gavrail by releasing nude pics... and I remember all those guys from the chat...
BD: Claret, Rising, Minerva, Gaia, Shiranui, Ahsha, Altmile, Gurguit, Harri, Nightrose, Sanc Guard, Fenrir, Chaos... and most importantly, Blademaster...
Overlord: YEAH
Alfred: I'm fucking sobbing help
Vermillion: Dark's back! :woot:
BD: ...and Blademaster took over.
Vermillion: Yes!
Overlord: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU THO
BD: ...I died.
Overlord: ...huh?
BD: When Blademaster took over, I died.
Overlord: WHAT
Vermillion: NANI
BD: ...yeah.
BD: But... something happened.
BD: I was alive again.
BD: And the first thing I saw was this... user
BD: Kicking and banning everyone in the chat.
Overlord: I REMEMBER THAT
Overlord: BEFORE WE WERE TRANSPORTED TO "STANDARD", THAT HAPPENED! Then we rebuilt the chat again LMAO
Alfred: We couldn't do anything to stop that guy...
Vermillion: He even kicked the mods
BD: He kicked Blademaster too. I was the only one left...
Overlord: ...and then?
BD: I was... "erased"...
Vermillion: ...what?
BD: ...I was erased from your guys universe, and sent to this group chat. I had no memories of what happened there... until you two... or three... unlocked it.
BD: ...so, what's the story of you three?
Overlord: The chat was rebuilt, things were doing fine...
Alfred: Well. People didn't know who Dark was.
Overlord: Yeah... it was weird. Only some of us knew who you were
Vermillion: We 3 remembered. Same with Blademaster.
Alfred: strangely, it was the people who visited your chat the most didn't know who you were
Vermillion: Lurkers like me and Alfredo remember
Alfred: Alfred*
Overlord: And I was on-off for the chat
BD: I see...
Overlord: To make a long story short, this guy named Kidani sent me and Alfred to another chat, a.k.a this one.
Vermillion: I only joined recently, same guy sent me here. The chat from before tho... didn't exist. And like, we had to remake it again. This time, no one remembered Dark except me and Blademaster... and Alfred and Overlord seemed to have never existed in some people's minds.
Overlord: Wonder why you remember Dark..
Vermillion: Idk man... idk.
BD: At least us 4 can stick together...
NLK: Sorry to ruin the reunion but what about us? Dark. Their feeding lies. You've been here from the start
BD: NLK... I'm sorry but those... they have to be fake. These memories I have of being Diablo are real. I'm sure of it.
Imperial: I'm so confused... but if this means your leaving us Dark, I'll be upset... really upset
BD: I'm sorry Imperial... it's just...
Imperial: They feel like your real family, don't they?
BD: ...yeah. The place I really belong.
Imperial: ...if your leaving now, I'll get Promise to have a few words.
BD: Huh?
Imperial: She's been harbouring something for you for quite sometime.
Golden Beast Tamer: Dark... you cant leave...
BD: I'm sorry...
Seifried: You own the chat dude... if you leave, this crumbles
Maelstrom: DARK PLEASE DONT LEAVE
Detonix: AYAZA USES DETONIX
ZANBAKU: Aye yo Dark if your leaving feel free to hand the place to me
Cecilia: Dark, please don't leave
Zerachiel: ^
Perfect Raizer: DARK DONT LEAVE ME HERE TAKE ME WITH YOU
Magatsu: Dark I'm gonna find you, and keep you in this chat no matter what
Gigarex: DARK! DON'T FUCKING DO IT! DAMN IT!
Ezel: Dark, why you leaving???
Basskirk: Me heartie Dark, hear everyone's voices. They don't want you to go.
Daiyusha: I will bring justice if Dark leaves!!
Lost Legend: Dark, I will bring your edgy ass back into the chat if you leave
Leopald: I feel the same way
Himiko: Dark... please... tell me this isn't real... we're gonna miss you...
Spark Hercules: im not online much but dark dont leave k thx
Promise: DAAAAAARK! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
BD: You guys...
BD: ...don't make this goodbye harder than it already is...
Overlord: C'mon Dark... we need to find where we belong.
Vermillion: This isn't our chat...
Alfred: I know it's painful.
Alfred: But we don't belong here... let's leave
BD: ...
BD: This is too much pressure...
Fox: Let me make this easier for you.
BD: ...YOU AGAIN
Fox: That's right~
BD: WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO THIS TIME?! GET OUT OF THIS CHAT RIGHT NOW!
Overlord: ...fuck it's him
Alfred: He burnt down our chat last time...
BD: And like hell am I gonna let that happen again...
Lost Legend: Admin Killer, Fox, isn't it?
Fox: Bingo. I'm not surprised you know, since you specialise in space and time
Lost Legend: Your infamous for destroying chats across the multiverse.
Fox: Damn right I am. And I'm gonna tear this place into pieces in favour for something new!
BD: Not if I remove you first!
Fox: TRY, BUT YOU'LL FAIL!
Claret: Sup, motherfuckers
Overlord: ...HOLY SHIT CLARET
Claret: The one and only
Overlord: WHAT THE HELL
Claret: And this is my supremacy!
Fox: I've just been helping Claret over here. We've murdered everyone in the old chat.
Claret: It was fun seeing them suffer
Claret: AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN
BD: DAMN YOU CLARET SWORD!!
Fox: Sayonara, Group Chat.
Fox: Hello, Claret Sword Harem.
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