Rising: I LOVE APRIL! ❤️

Shiranui: a lot of us do

Luard: yo I got a bombass new form

Claret: and the maker of this book now thinks I'm > than you Luard LOL

Blademaster: Congrats on the girlfriend Luard!

Claret: *spits out coke* N-NANI

Luard: Thanks Blade!

Claret: WHOSE THE UNLUCKY LADY???

Luquier: That'd be me. And I'm happy we're going out.

Claret: GOOD LUCK TRYNA TAME THIS WEIRDO LOL

Luquier: "funny"

Minerva: Morning everyone~!!

Claret:*spits out coke* M-M-MINERVA

Claret: MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

Minerva: Morning son!

Luard: *trying to hold back laugh*

Rising: ???

Shiranui: Yoooo Mommy Minerva is here now? Aight I'm down for this shit.

Rising: ehh?

Luquier: Oooo~ Hi mom!

Minerva: Hello everyone!

Scharhrot: Mom im sorry I'm still being edgy

Minerva: it's okay! At least you weren't Glanzend.

Blademaster: I remember when this was a thing

Luard: Who was drunk that time?

Rising: ...so, someone is challenging my mother title, hm?

Claret: she can't be challenging it when she is like... THE OG MOMMA

Rising: Claretus Swordios Dragonus Revoltis, do me a favour and be quiet this instance.

Shiranui: SHIT HE USED HIS REAL NAME

Shiranui: YO EVERYONE STAND BACK AND DONT MESS WITH MA BOI, HE ABOUT TO UNLEASH SOME GOOD SHIT

Rising: Listen up, "Minerva". I don't care if you were the first. In this chat, I'm the only mother here. Got that?

Minerva: Sorry Rising, but I am the original and the only mother needed. You were just here while I was gone, so no hard feelings.

Rising: Too bad, I got a lot of bad feelings. You entered in on my turf now— and if you think I'm willing to give up this title I've held for the fourteen years I've been on this chat, you're sorely mistaken.

Minerva: Hmm... bring it on, Rising. Let's see what you can do.

Rising: *cracks knuckles* First task. Making our children's packed lunch!

Minerva: OH, YOU'RE ON HONEY!

Claret: *sips coke* I feel like they should just get married and have Rising be the father.

Gavrail: Rising is my man, so if Minerva wants him, she has to defeat me too.

Chronojet: Look Guys, I'm just saying, but Minerva is a tier 1 MILF.

Claret: MILF?

Chronojet: Mother I'd love to fuck.

Claret: ...

Chronojet: SHE T H I C C BOI

Claret: Right, now we know Jet has a Mommy kink.

Chronojet: Don't forget Luard has the rape one.

Luard: don't remind me....

Chronojet: Yo Luquier watch your puss, Luard might be after it one day

Luquier: ...right

Luard: don't listen to him.

Rising: Wait, is there a time limit to this?

Minerva: I don't know.

Rising: 30 minutes?

Minerva: Sure!

Claret: 30 minutes for lunch... what a pain...

Blademaster: Damn, dunno who to root for.

Rising & Minerva: ROOT FOR ME!

Luard: Yo, where did Alfred and Overlord go?

Blademaster: Beats me...

*meanwhile*

Overlord: Why are we in this chat?

Alfred: Idk.

Username: The day for revolution has began.

Overlord: Eh?

Username: Do you know who I am?

Alfred: No?

Username: I am... Kidani.

Overlord: Who?

Kidani: I am your makers! And today, I shall reset vanguard history! All of your friends, all of your battles, none of it will matter when I bring in...

Alfred: What the fuck

Overlord: ALFRED, LETS GTFO OUT OF HERE

Kidani: S T A N D A R D . . . COMMENCE, VANGUARD REBOOT!

Overlord: OH FUCK NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

*meanwhile*

Claret: *eating their lunches* ...and here I thought Gavrail, Ahsha and Nightrose were horrible cooks...

Blademaster: Tbh, I don't mind, for what they did, it's really good.

Luard: *eats his lunch in minutes* Mom, is there seconds?!

Minerva & Rising: Sure! *looks at each other with angry faces*

Luard: hahaha XD

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