How to Play: Shadow Paladin

Have you wanted to know the secrets of the Clan, Shadow Paladin? Watch as a veteran player show you how to play.

SP player: Okay, so, Luard's Ritual, return two cards from drop to bottom of deck and I stride for free, Aurageyser Doomed. Stride skill, counterblast and retire Abyssal Owl, call two Belial Owl. Grosne gets 6k. (15000) Skill of Abyssal Owl, countercharge. Call from hand a 10k and use Doomed's skill, counterblast and sack it, and my two Belial Owls, revealing top two cards of deck, both of them are grade 1s, add them to hand and I sack your most important units. Skills of Belial Owl, draw two cards. Call from hand Abyssal Owl. Grosne gets more power. (18000) Esras' skill in drop zone, sack Abyssal and put another copy in drop to bottom of deck, and add her to hand. Abyssal countercharges. Next I call Morfessa because I'm funny and I also call Night Sky Eagle to make dumb columns. Morfessa attacks, her skill gives her 5k. (14000 > 25000) Then Vanguard attacks. (26000) And because I'm running Shadow Paladin I sack three triggers, two of which are critical, and give them all to Grosne. (18000 > 33000/2 Criticals) Then Grosne swings. (44000, 2 Crits). Man, I wish Shadow had Guard restrict rear-guards sometimes...

SP Player: RAIDO, ZA VAAAAAAAAAAA. SUTORAIDO, ZA VAAAAAAAA. *tries to open deck like Ren*

SP Players: I'm a Meta Sheep herp derp

SP Player: *praying for Claret Sword to be revived*

SP Player: *praying for Diablo Legacy support G-BT12*

SP Player: I STRIDE PHANTOM BLASTER "DIABLO" AND CUCK YOUR REAR-GUARDS!

Other player: I sack two and Perfect Guard/I G Guard

SP Player:

SP Player: I stride into Spectral and use Vortimer's stride skill to sack a rear call two Kahedin's fore free unflip and soulcharge thanks to Hoel, and a Grosne skill because herp derp. Then I use Spectral to sack one Kahedin. Call another Kahedin from hand. Unflip, soulcharge. Add power because Hoel. Now, Hoel attacks cause I hate you. Now Vanguard. You No Guard since your at 2? That's fine, it's not like I run 12 criticals or anything, SACK DRIVE! THREE CRITS UP YOUR ASS BITCH

Other player: *top decks heals*

SP Player: That's fine, I RIISUTANDO ZA VANGAADO! SUPEKUTARU, ATAKKU!

Other player: Fucking weeb *perfect guards*

SP Player: feelsbadman

SP Player: I PLAY GRIND GAME- shot

SP Player: I ride Raging Form!

Other player: Revengers?

SP Player: RE RIDE RE RIDE RE RIDE RE RIDE

Other player: I perfect guard, G Guard, G0 Guard, Holy fuck how did you get these Raging Forms in hand?

SP Player: By the power of greyskull, I shall sack!

That's how to play Shadow Paladin.

May the sack be with you.

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