Luard: Yo wassup guys

BDD: ...oh no, he's back

Luard: NIBBA FIGHT ME NOW

Claret: Yea Dark fight him now

Luard: SHUT UP DRAGON UR DEAD REMEMBER

Ahsha: What is going on here?!

Sanctuary Guard: You know, the Shadow Boys fighting per usual. It's been non stop since Luard joined and Claret got revived.

Ahsha: It's 4am in the morning and I'm trying to sleep...

Luard: sorry Ahsha

Ahsha: it's okay now stop and let me sleep...

Claret: Y do you listen to the vegan?

Luard: WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAY MANKEY SWORD DRAGON

Claret: Boi did you call me Mankey?

Claret: This bitch called me mankey

Luard: Damn straight I did

Claret: I fucked Morfessa last night

Luard: ha u got my sloppy seconds then

Altmile: We don't need to know about your guys sex life

Fenrir: Woah, it's 9 in the morning, why is everyone awake now?!

Luquier: Eh? It's 11pm here

Luard: fuck time zones

BDD: Hey Luquier, hru?

Luquier: Good thx ^^

Altmile: Aww that's cute, u two should get married already

BDD: eh?

Sanctuary Guard: Altmile, uh, how do I put this lightly...

Sanctuary Guard: Dark's a bit thick when it comes to love.

Luard: bet he hasn't tasted any puss either

Claret: I rate what Luard said

Sanctuary Guard: You only agree to what Luard says when it's talking shit about Blaster Dark.

Sanctuary Guard: Coincidence? I think not

Claret: Fuck off Shadow reject

Luquier: @altmilethebrave no! I don't like him like that >_<

Altmile: You use sama for him tho and no one else

Harri: Nevermind about Luquier, everyone quick!

Harri: Check your sports news! Rising's on the cover!

Rising: I'm so sorry everyone 😩😩

Luard: LMAO HOW DID THE GREAT RISING HIMSELF GET INJURED LMAO XDDDD

Claret: 12 y/o's use XD u know

Luard: shove your tiny dick up your bum fag

Claret: At least my dick exists

Luard: At least Bushi cares about me

Claret: Awww, Daddy Bushi, pls save me from this big scary monster!

Fenrir: Wait, Dragon Boy Z got some? Damn, he's Dragon Man Z

Luard: stfu Fenrir u got replaced by Amaruda, btw, we hooked up light night, she was good

Fenrir: she flat tho

Amaruda: ...fuck you Luard...

Shiranui: Did she admit to it

Rising: hey Shira-kun!

Shiranui: Hey Rising-san, how are you?

Rising: broke my leg :(

Rising: Verdi's also out of commission too :(

Shiranui: that shits harsh dude lol

BDD: Wait

BDD: @altmilethebrave are you saying me and Luquier like each other?! 😳

BDD: was I too late? Trying to find the emoji XD

Luard: SO IS BDD A 12 Y/O IN UR EYES TOO CLARET?!

Claret: Yes, now run along and let the boss of Shadows handle this

Fenrir: Big words Claret, say, lets team up and make a diss track about Amaruda and Luard for taking our spots?

Claret: Oh, yes. To the DMs fenrir

Fenrir: Sweet

Luard: @Prime_Beauty_Amaruda yo Ama, let's hit the studio together and roast those cunts

Amaruda: ...not after what you said.

Luard: Hey, hey, no need to be salty, I fucked Luquier too

Luquier: WTF

Luquier: ID NEVER HOOK UP WITH A PERV LIKE YOU EW

Luard: I'm joking lmao

BDD: it's not a funny one Luard. I'll get Chronofang on you if you don't behave yourself.

Rising: I'm gonna be a cripple...

Luard: yo stfu Rising's havin a worse day than I am, his career is over

Sanctuary Guard: @kingofspikes Rising! What happened?!

Rising: It's called Mermaids man. Try playing on a slippery playing field and w/ girls surrounding you! I can't hurt them!!

Sanctuary Guard: Was it the Chouchou team?

Rising: ...yes.

BDD: Tough break my man.

Rising: Verdi nearly died out there too

Rising: Luckily all he got was a punctured lung.

BDD: yo wtf

BDD: how can you do this?!

Rising: Idk.

Harri: I was there watching, it wasn't pretty.

Fenrir: Better question is, why play at 11?

Rising: Idk

Rising: Has anyone seen Jet?

Shiranui: I seen him last with Luard

Luard: Lemme call Jet to come here if u need him

Rising: Cool thx

Gearnext: Yo wassup

Rising: Hey my dude, how's the new stride form?

Gearnext: Fucking sick. Sorry bout what happened to your spine bro.

Rising: Nah it's cool, I'll play for the paraplegic team.

Gearnext: This new form is fucking fire

BDD: You're flexing way too hard man...

Altmile: You salty Jet beat you still?

BDD: ^ and I haven't gotten any support in months bro.

Altmile: Heh, tough luck dude.

Gurguit: Hey everyone!

BDD: stfu miles

Gurguit: ok...

BDD: XD he actually left

Sanctuary Guard: So did Ahsha, Claret, Fenrir, Luard, Amaruda, Harri, Luquier, Altmile...

BDD: it's just me, you, Jet, Shiranui and Rising.

Shiranui: Yo imma hit the bed tonight, I need my sleep dude. Laters

Rising: See ya. I'll be in the Dark Zone infirmary... If anyone needs me ^^ Bye.

BDD: I got Grandmaster work to do. Later Sanc.

Sanctuary Guard: Later my dude

Diss Tracks dropping soon.

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