...so y'all will get one.

Me: Welcome folks! For today I have invited the characters of cardcaptor sakura (from the time period right after the sakura card arc if Syaoran didn't leave) to uh... Tomoyo's house because that's literally the best place we've got.

Tomoyo: I can't wait to get this show started! Then I could film Sakura-Chan in all her beauty and grace!

Sakura: beauty... and grace ...? **sweatdrops**

Syaoran: what are we here for again?

Eriol: Hmm... today would be considerably interesting.

Yamazaki: did you know that game shows started because...

Chiharu: Yamazaki-Kun! We don't need that now!

Yamazaki: ...because of coconuts?

Sakura: coconuts?

Chiharu: YAMAZAKI-KUN!

Eriol: oh but he's right! A long time ago in Hawaii, the people would dance every night.

Yamazaki: yea! But after dancing for a while the people started to get bored so a few of them decided that they should start activities with coconuts.

Me: yep! And from them game shows were born! The first game shows consisted of coconut picking contests.

Eriol: that's right! But people soon evolved their shows to make them more appealing. For example there's that "which coconut has treasure under it game"

Yamazaki: and the "craft a statue from a coconut one"

Me: and the "coconut bowling ball game"

Eriol: and the one where people would play "dodge coconut" and "volleyball coconut"

Yamazaki: "Yep! The famous volleyball coconut game!"

Chiharu: I GIVE UP!

Syaoran and Sakura: AMAZING!

Syaoran: I didn't know coconuts were that amazing.

Sakura: **nods vigorously**

Chiharu: who's going to tell them...

Tomoyo: **is at the corner filming all the action**

Me: but that's not all! Coconuts soon got famous worldwide, which is why game shows are everywhere now.

Eriol: that is true

Yamazaki: and thus, the game show revolution started in year 1615

Sakura and Syaoran: WHOA!

Me: so today, we would be going traditional and playing with some coconuts! **magically poofs a pile of coconuts out of thin air**

Syaoran: WHA—

Sakura: how...

Yamazaki: wait magic is a thing?

Chiharu: **silenced due to shock**

Me: I've a magic artifact we call a "miraculous" and a little "pet" as well. Meet Lelffiee the owl kwami.

Lelffiee: hi!

Syaoran: **stares at the tiny owl** hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sakura: Syaoran-Kun?

Lelffiee: it's fine Kinomono-San. Li-Kun would get used to it eventually.

Syaoran: Hmm... you're surprisingly polite uh... what do I address you by?

Lelffiee: just Lelffiee would do.

Syaoran: ok.

Sakura: so umm... what are we going to do with these coconuts?

Kero: DID SOMEONE SAY COCONUTS?

Sakura: they're not for eating Kero-Chan!

Kero: ... ... ...

Eriol: Hmm... maybe we can play volleyball with these...

Me: ... maybe not... that's not very safe... what about bowling?

Sakura: oh!

Tomoyo: OMG I GET TO SEE SAKURA-CHAN BOWL!

Syaoran: sure...

**magic bowling pins appear**

Syaoran: say uh... what do I address you by?

Me: fluff. Just fluff.

Syaoran: Fluff-San... what kind of magic do you have and from what line?

Me: oh. I get my powers from the pen.

Syaoran: a pen?

Me: yes. But it's not a pen, it's the pen. Quite a lot of people derive their powers from the pen. Though I do understand that you are only familiar with sun and moon magic.

Yamazaki: uhhh... magic?

Me: yea, it exists, no worries I'll wipe your memory after every episode.

Yamazaki: uh...

Eriol: oh yea, I forgot that the power of the pen existed as well...

Sakura and Syaoran: emm... you guys aren't joking...

Me: nope. I don't exactly come from a line of magicians, but quite a number of us have the power of the pen. It's pretty powerful, allowing us to manipulate reality and make alternate dimensions.

Sakura: **sweatdrops**

Lelffiee: I myself was created from that power.

Kero: you're kidding right?

Lelffiee: nope.

Kero: the power of the... pen?

Lelffiee: yep. Is it that hard to understand?

Kero: ... you two do have strange powers and auras...

Eriol: wait you were actually serious...

Me: umm... bowling anyone?

Kero: Hmm... Lelffiee, can I see your true form? Please??!?!?!?!?!

Lelffiee: uh... this is it... I don't have any actual true form like you guys...

Kero: oh come on!

Lelffiee: I can shape shift into an owl if you want to see that...

Kero: you can shape shift?! Why don't you make your own form then?!

Lelffiee: uhhhhh... ok? **shapeshifts into a huge griffin animal thingy** will this do?

Kero: ok... now I'm jealous.

Sakura: WOW!

Syaoran: **silence in shock**

Yamazaki and chiharu: **still unable to comprehend reality**

Tomoyo: **overjoyed to be able to film Sakura**

Eriol: maybe we can bowl another day? **Walks up to have a closer look at Lelffiee** So you can shape shift huh?

Lelffiee: **shapeshifts into Eriol** that I can.

Kero: NANI?!

Syaoran: it even sounds like him...

Sakura: this is... wow...

Eriol: oh... this would be fun.

Lelffiee: heh... **shapeshifts back to herself** so... bowling tomorrow huh...

Syaoran: I guess...

Tomoyo: looks like I'll have to wait... again...

Me: and that's all for today's show!