As always, I walked into the classroom, ignoring my fanboys. Seems like Kushina-nee is right when she said that I'm pretty. I mean, I have stalkers everywhere! ...That totally didn't sound snobby...

At least Kakashi has the same fate as me. Ha! His fangirls are more insane than my fanboys.

"Ohayō, Jāku!" I greeted the Hatake, stopping right in front of his desk.

"Ohayō, Shōto." He replied, as he pulled his bag closer to his side, allowing me to sit next to him.

It was Ikkaku-sensei's fault. He told us that the seat we picked on our first day would be our seat for the rest of the year.

Sweet! Note the sarcasm.

However, this way, we protected each other from our crazy fans. Funny, right?

We really became enemies. In class, instead of listening to the lesson, we often had arguments, and such. We even raced each other when writing down notes!

We keep a tally on who wins and who loses. We had a book that we glued onto our table. When I win, I draw one red line on the paper. The same goes for him, but he's black.

So far, there's 30 black lines and 29 red lines. 59 battle already. Yes, I'm one point below him. But I already have a plan.

Now, talking about Obito. Like I said, he's cute. And he's funny. My best friend. Clumsy, yes, but I like him. He's on my side. We both hate Kakashi.

{Me + Obito + My fanboys army} vs {Kakashi + His ego + His fangirls army}

It's a tough battle, you know.

"Hi Suzume!" Someone greeted. A girl greeted me. I have no girl in this class as my friend.

It's Rin Nohara. Well, she's an exception. Just because Obito likes her. That's the only reason.

"Hi, Rin." I replied, smiling at her.

"May I sit here today?" She asked, pointing on my seat.

"Next to Kakashi?" I asked, taking a glance at Kakashi, who is glaring at me, as if saying, 'Don't you dare'.

I inwardly smirked. Oh, I dare.

Rin nodded. I pulled out a red pen, as I stood up.

"Alright. But promise me that for the next three days you will sit next to Obito." I told her, as I draw a red line on the paper, Kakashi glaring harder at me.

"I promise!" Rin exclaimed, "Thank you, Suzume!"

No, I should be the one to thank you, Rin.

Kakashi growled. "Suzume... You usuratonkachi..." He muttered.

I smiled innocently at him, saluting, and stuck my tongue out. "Your welcome, teme!"

His eyes twitched. Take that, Hatake! I know he hates his fangirls. All of them. Well, that makes things easier for me! Kinda.

I can hear some boys calling me to sit next to them, but I keep walking to a certain seat, next to a certain Uchiha.

When I sat down, Obito turned, and asked with a small smile, "Moving? What is it this time?"

"I made Kakashi sit next to one of his fangirls."

Obito's head snapped towards Kakashi's seat. He then turned to me, smile gone and whined, "But he's now with Rin!"

I grinned, patting his back. "I told Rin to sit next to you for 3 days!"

His eyes widened in excitement and the smile was back. "Really? Thanks you, Suzu-chan! You're the best!" He exclaimed, tackling me into a hug. I giggled, as I pushed him away.

"Warning, Obito, my fanboys could kill you if you do that too often." I told him. He just gulped and sat back calmly, while I snickered at his sudden change of attitude.

Now, let's just hope Ikkaku-sensei doesn't realize the change of seats.

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I stuffed my hands in my pocket, looking at my surroundings. Most of my classmates were eating lunch with their friends. Me?

Well, if Minato was your brother, you'll soon learn how to cope with a no-food situation. He's too lazy and he won't cook unless necessary. To tell you the truth, everyday Nii-san will take me to Kushina's place for dinner. Every day.

And Obito doesn't bring extra food everyday. I hardly ever eat lunch.

I'm used to it now. Before I entered the Academy, I stayed in Kushina's home all day long. But now... I hope Kushina-nee doesn't feel lonely.

"Oi. Shōto."

"Hm?" I asked back, not even turning at him. My gaze is still locked on the clouds above me. I don't understand. Why does he want to talk to me all of a sudden?

"My father told me that he knows you."

I nodded. "He often visits my house."

"Oh." he muttered, "Your brother sometimes does that too."

"And?"

Kakashi chuckled softly. "You and your brother are just so different."

I turned to him, smirking. "He's a male, I'm a female. He's 15, I'm 5. He's a jounin, I'm an Academy student. Thanks for telling me, genius."

His eyes twitched. He turned away. "I was just wondering. I mean, he's so kind, and you're such a yellow banshee."

I hit his shoulder. "Say that again, and I'll-"

"Yellow Banshee."

What in the world-...! He's just- Aarghhh! He's too jerky to be described with words!

"I'll kill you, you Silver Goblin!" I yelled in frustration, as I tried to kick him.

He calmly dodged, smirking at me, as he pulled out a book from his pocket. Our battle score book.

Still smirking, he pulled out a black pen. "Now, how many points do I get for making you angry...." He muttered, uncapped the pen.

I, now pissed, ran at him, glaring, "Get back here! Hatake! You're cheating!"

"I know! And I'm proud of that!" He yelled, as he ran faster, away from me.

"HATAKE!!!!!!"

"You can't catch me, Shōto!"

"Stop calling me that, Jāku! You Silver Beast!" I yelled back.

Just ten inches away... 5 inches... and, ha! I got him.

"Got you!" I yelled, grabbing his shoulder, before tackling him to the ground.

"Hey, what are you doing?!"

"Getting my revenge!" I shouted, as I hit his head continuously with my fist.

"Itai! Itai! Okay, okay, you're not a Yellow Banshee! You're a Golden Satan!"

"NANI?!"

To his luck, the bell rang all of a sudden. I snatched the book from him and immediately draw a red line for myself, before I ran back to the class.

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"Suzume?"

"Yes, Nii-san?"

Nii-san entered my room, and stood next to me. Wrong timing, come back later, please. I'm doing my homework.

"Sakumo told me that Kakashi came home with a few scratches. It looks like someone hit his head multiple times, too."

I ignored him. Kakashi's such a crybaby, telling on me to his father.

"Suzume, was that you?"

I nodded.

"Why?"

"Find out yourself, Nii-san." I muttered, as I put down my pen, and left.

Seriously, Kakashi is such trouble.

I hope that I won't be on the same team as he is when I become a Genin later.

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Jāku means Jerk
Shōto means Short

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