A/N: ok so I don't ship it but Ik a lot of people do so here I am....
*sigh*
doing a Garmau oneshot -.-
Yaaaaayyyyyy *sarcasm*
Wotever lets do this o3o

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Aphmau falls onto Garroth on her first day of high school. Their eyes meet and they soon find themselves leaning in. Their lips meet den 10 yrs l8r dey have 11 kids and have a grumpy uncle laurance
BOOM ONESHOT
Jk
Ok here's the actual oneshot XD
wait i actually now want to see a grumpy uncle Laurance lol anyone else

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UNIVERSE: MCD Side Stories (Before MyStreet & De Aarmau pic and stuff. Like way back to Halloween when I actually joined the fandom *cough* what was that? Nothing I totally didn't--- *reader cuts me off* (almost typed coughs me off idc)

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ONESHOT NAME: 'My Cute Little Stutter King'

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Aphmau's POV

"Lucinda! You turned them into kids!" I whisper-yelled angrily. "Sorry!" Lucinda apologizes sarcastically. "Keep the sarcasm to yourself and find a spell for this!" I exclaim, practically crying for help. "O-Ok!" Lucinda starts running out, "BIGGLESWORTH!" She screamed before slamming the door shut. I hear the faint Hoot of an owl. I look back at the children. "Garroth, Laurance, Dante." I point to each one as I mumble their name. They're cute, but I have to take care of all three of them. "U-Uhh.. H-Hi." Little Laurance waves at little Dante and little Garroth nervously. "Hi!" Garroth greets with a bright smile. Dante's grin grows into a smile, him not having one of his two front teeth. It's cute. "I'm Daaaanteee! Vroom-Vroom!" He puts his arms out and starts running around moving his hands around like he was driving a car. An invisible car, at least. "Dante. Dante. Dante. Dante." The little blue haired boy chants his name over and over again in a whisper. He whisper-yells like a crowd was cheering him on, "And he gets past the finish line first! And the crowd goes CRAY-ZEE!!! Ahhhhhhh!! Danteeeee." He exclaims (A/N: why am I making Dante like this XD). Laurance sits on the floor, in the corner. Garroth tries to socialize with him, but Laurance just shakes his head and looks away, obviously not up for conversation. Garroth gets up and walks over to me, looking up. "Hi, Mwiss!" Garroth greets. I crouch down to his level, "Hi!" I greet. "Are you our babysitter?" Little Garroth asks. I nod, "Yes... I am!" I exclaim. "Yay!" Garroth wraps his little arms around my neck and hugs me. I give him a quick hug, then he releases, "What's your name?" He questions. "Aphmau." I reply. Garroth turns around, "Gwuys! We have a babysitter! Her name is Aph~Moo!" Garroth attempts to pronounce my name, "It's Aphmau." I correct. "That name's stoopid!" Dante exclaims nonchalantly. "Dats not nice!" Garroth scolds. "But it is!" Dante says. "I-I don't think it's stupid." Laurance mumbles, stuttering. "Stoopid is a bad word!" Dante chants. "Then why did you say it?!" Garroth questions. "Because I can!" Dante shoots back. "Then why're you--" Garroth starts. "Boys, stop." I command, interrupting them. The three of them look up at me, their beady blue eyes all starting into my soul. A silence falls over us, "Why don't we, uhh..." I look around, "Go trick-or-treating!" I suggest. Dante and Garroth cheer while Laurance continues to stare into my eyes, timid. "Are you ok?" I ask Laurance. "Nobody has ever taken me trick-or-tweating at the orphanage." Laurance informs. I smile, "Well..." I pause. Laurance's eyes grow, excitement filling his baby blue eyes, "I'm going to take you and the boys trick-or-treating." I finish. Laurance jumps up and down, "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Laurance exclaims cheerfully. I smile, then start to find supplies for the boy's costumes. And they looked spiffy, if I do say myself.

•Timeskip•

After Trick-Or-Treating...

Garroth's POV

I wake up in... Curtain cloth? I look around the room and see Dante in a cardboard box, Laurance in the same kind of cloth I'm in. Laurance and Dante start to wake up, "What's going on?" Laurance asks. Dante gets up, the box squeaking. I notice Aphmau sleeping, her head laid on the table by us. Dante and Laurance leave, not saying a word. I guess they were collecting their thoughts and needed to be alone. "I know you're awake." I chuckle, her not being able to fool me with the sleeping trick. "Dang it, I thought it would work." Aphmau says. Another laugh escapes my mouth as she gets up, "You were a cute kid." She compliments. A small blush forms on my face as I scratch the back of my neck nervously. "Th-Thanks." I stutter. Aphmau kisses my cheek,

"My cute little stutter King."

She walks out, my face completely red.