REQUESTED BY: @PrincessOfOkhasis
*CREDIT TO ORIGINAL ARTISTS*

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Setting: MCD S2 (Before Nicole Left For Scaleswind)

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Oneshot Name: Zoey's Cake

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Nicole's POV

"Dante!" I giggle. The blue haired guy looks at me with an innocent face, "What?" He asks. "We all know you're not innocent!" I snarl playfully. Dante rolls his eyes and throws his hands up in the air defensively, "Fine, fine... You caught me." He surrenders. "Victory." I mumble. I look around the kitchen of my house. Batter's thrown everywhere, sprinkles spilled over the table, a bit of egg hanging off of the ceiling lamp. I lick the whip cream off my face, "Who's cleaning this up?" I ask. I look at Dante. His clothes are covered in cake batter. So are mine. I look around the room and see Dante's armor on the couch. I turn my attention back to him. A moment of silence passes, "You are!" Dante and I say in sync, pointing to each other. "No... You are!" We're in sync again. "Stop copying me!" We exclaim. "You're cleaning this up!" Still in sync. Dante and I groan, "Fine, I'll do it." We surrender in unison. Dante and I look at each other. I hand Dante a broom, "This mess isn't going to clean itself." I flash him an innocent smile. "Why can't we just get Zoey to clean this up with her magicks?" Dante asks. "She's taking care of Levin and Malachi, duh. And.. THIS IS FOR HER BIRTHDAY, YOU DIMWIT!" I exclaim. "Kawaii~Chan?" He asks. "No." I state, "We're cleaning this up. Not letting other people do it for us." I give Dante's arm a slight slap, "Stop being so lazy." I grab another broom and start getting some of the sprinkles that fell on the floor into a small dust pan. "Dat--" Dante starts. I know where this is going, "Do not finish that sentence!" I growl. Dante whimpers, then reaches for the egg on the ceiling light. Yea, uhh... We had a food fight. But Dante started it! Not me!

•Flashback•

I grab something from a cabinet, "Dat-" Dante starts. "If you finish that sentence you won't have a mouth to finish it with." I threaten. "Dat bootay!" Dante exclaims. I turn to him and scowl. "You asked for this." I growl. I grab some batter out from the bowl and walk towards him. Once I'm a few inches away from Dante, I smear some batter in his face. I ruffle his hair, a bit of batter getting in that mop as well. "Gurrllll... It's on!" Dante has a valley girl accent. I roll my eyes, "Bring it!" I exclaim. Dante takes the cup of sprinkles. He throws me on the table and pours the sprinkles over me. "That's the best you got?" I ask, wiping sprinkles off of my face. Dante places his arms on each side of me, "I'm just getting started, sugar pea." He says. I slither out from his grasp and grab an egg. I throw it at him, but he catches it and throws it at the ceiling. I scowl and grab more batter, "It's on!" I exclaim.

•Reality•

So I might've started it... But it was still Dante's fault! I walk over to the trash can and throw away the floor sprinkles. I go back over to the table and start scraping the extra sprinkles off, "Dante?" I ask. Dante looks down at me. He's standing on a chair, trying to get things off the ceiling. "Yea?" He hums. "How're we going to bake Zoey's cake now?" I question. Dante's eyes widen a bit, "Uhh... I might've known that Kawaii~Chan is baking her cake and I told you she wasn't so I could spend time with you?" He talks at a fast pace. Dante hops off the chair, "Sorry.." He apologizes. I run my hand across his cheek, "Don't be sorry. It's fine." I flash him a genuine smile. Dante unexpectedly dips down and connects our lips. I don't take a second thought before kissing back.

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Lol no. I was searching on Insta for a picture of Dancole and found this. lolno.