A loud pounding is heard on the door of Jonathan’s studio door. It was the day before their wedding. Suddenly the door bursts open and Luke and Ryan run in. They grab a hold of Delirious and drag him out. “Evan!” The clown shouts. Luke hits him in the arm and tells him to be quiet as they drag him into the elevator. Before entering the elevator two other people barge through the door of Jonathan’s studio.

Evan rushes out of bed to see where Jonathan had gone off to. All of a sudden he’s grabbed by Tyler and Brian. They drag him out, just as Luke and Ryan had.

Suddenly Jonathan was dressed up in a black hoodie with black basketball shorts. “What the fuck is going on you guys?”

“Dude! It’s the day before your wedding! We need to party before you’re hitched to Evan forever,” Ohm explains as he hands Delirious a black paintball gun.

Evan is in a white hoodie and basketball shorts to match. “What the fuck is going on?” Tyler and Brian laugh. “It’s part of your bachelor party my man, before you’re stuck to that clown forever,” Brian explains, laughing shortly after. Tyler hands him a white colored gun. “Where are we and what are we doing?”

“You’ll figure it out,” Wildcat says and helps his friend up from the ground. A buzzard goes off and suddenly Wildcat and Terrorizer run away, searching for enemies to shoot. Both of the grooms were oblivious to the fact they were fighting each other. They both ignore their thoughts for right now and they fight alongside their friends.

“On your left Evan!” Tyler shouts and Evan reacts just in time his hides behind a white pillar and waits.

“On your left Evan!” Jonathan hears a very familiar voice shout. He watches the person in front of him hide off to the side. That “Evan” peaks around the corner to shoot Jonathan, but he surprisingly rolls into a hiding spot. “Delirious, watch out!” Ohm shouts. A person in all white comes from behind him. He shoots him quickly, the blue paint “killing” him.

“Delirious, watch out!” Yet, another familiar voice for the couple. Evan watches Brian get shot down. “No! Brian!” Wildcat shouts and shoots at Ohm, hitting him in the side with yellow paint. “Ohm!” CaRtOoNz shouts and aims for Wildcat. They both find each other and shoot at the same time. In slow motion Luke and Tyler fall over at the same time on seperate places in the playing field. “Luke!” “Tyler!” The couple screams together, but different names. They run towards each other screaming. Their guns aimed up at each other. Yellow and blue paintballs fly everywhere.

From the “ghost” stands the guys watch their friends fight to the death. They jump and cheer for each individual in the playing field.

In slow motion once again, Jonathan drops his gun, because it’s out of ammo. He turns to run to hide, but Evan shoots him right in the center of his back. Delirious falls to the ground dramatically. Jonathan rips off his helmet to look at his killer. Evan lifts off his helmet. To Jonathan it seems as if Evan was a knight that just took off his shining helmet. Evan offers a hand to his love. Jonathan laughs and lets the younger man pull him up. Evan wraps his arms around Jonathan and places a soft kiss onto his lips. From the stands the guys make gagging noises, some of them clap and whistle.

Suddenly the couple is separated again by their friends. Luke and Ryan have rented out a whole bar for Jonathan, and a secret between them two and the readers, well, they rented some “firefighters” as well for their friend.

Tyler and Brian were dragging Evan to a rented out ice rink, yeah, they found one in California some where.

At the bar, several other friends wait for Jonathan. Mark (gorillaphent), Bryce, Marcel (Basically), Daithi (Nogla), Lui, and Shane Dawson; a few others tagged along as well.

At the rink, several other friends wait for Evan. Craig (Mini), Anthony (Panda), Ryland Adams, Brock (Moo), and Scotty (407), and plenty of other friends. Before anyone does anything on the rink, Evan introduces Ryland to everyone. “This is Ryland Adams everyone. He’s a YouTuber like us, but he does lots of vlogs and doesn’t really play video games.”

“Yep, have any of you been in drag before?” Ryland jokingly questions. Anthony wheezes which starts off their fun for Evan’s last “Delirious-free” day.

“This is the wonderful Shane Dawson everybody, he does hella more vlogs than any of us have. I’m pretty sure-” Jonathan hiccups, already five whiskeys into the night. Shane leans on him, drunk already as well, “Yeah, but we have a lot in common and so do our boyfriends,” Shane chuckles and pats his friend on the back. The guys laugh at the two. Shane slowly raises his glass, “To Jonathan Dennis and his sexy ass husband!” They all laugh and raise their glasses.

On the rink Evan seems to be drifting away from his group of friends. “Hey you pricks!” Tyler shouts from the otherside of the rink. Everyone listens to Tyler, after the laughing fit from Anthony watching Brian fall onto his ass. Everyone else laughs with him. “Who’s up for a game of tag on ice?” Tyler finally questions and he’s suddenly chasing down Evan. Anthony laughs and shouts, “EVERYONE GET THE GROOM!” Evan skates away as fast as he can from his crowd of friends. As the skates rumbled against the ground, a “firefighter’s” hands are running over the hips of his fiancé. The drunken clown accepts the dance from the stripper, but there’s a reason. In the drunken clown’s mind that firefighter has the face of his fiancé.

Over in the corner of the bar, Ohm is getting his own dance from one of the strippers, just to test it out. Luke of course records that motherfucker. Suddenly Mark takes a seat beside Jonathan. This time the clown is a little less drunk than before. “So, are you and Evan planning on having kids?” Jonathan’s eyes widen and then he chugs down another whiskey. “We’ve got a cat, that’s enough.” Mark chuckles, “I know that’s not the real Delirious talking.” Delirious shakes his head, “I guess… I mean I can imagine it.” A genuine smile goes across Jonathan’s face.

Evan is pushed to the ground by Brian, “Hah! Tag you’re it!” Evan takes a seat on the outside of rink. Brock sits next to him. For a little while the two watch the other guys mess around. “Why aren’t you out there?” Evan questions. Brock laughs, “I could ask you the same thing.” Evan quietly chuckles, “Touché.” “Lauren needed help picking out a book bag for the daughter.”

“Aww, but she’s only 4. Oh wait, preschool.”

“Yup, I’m honestly nervous.”

“Well you should be, you’re her father.”

“Yeah, you’re right,” Brock agrees and then the conversation dies. Brock then clears his throat, “Speaking of children, are you and Delirious thinking about having any?”

“I’ve thought about it before, but I never really told him. I wouldn’t mind children.”

“Children? So more than one?”

“Yeah,” Evan rubs the back of his neck and his face flushes. Brock smiles at his friend, “Would it be by adoption or surrogate?”

“I don’t know yet,” Evan laughs, feeling a little less flushed about having children with Jonathan. Maybe he should worry about the wedding for now.

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