(Family Guy Main Title Theme - Seth MacFarlane, David Zuckerman and Walter Murphy)

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Adam: Born under Mickey McFinnigan and Thelma Griffin, Peter Griffin is the protagonist of the Family Guy series. Originally working at the Happy Go Lucky Toy Factory, once his boss Mr. Weed died, he was forced to work as a fisherman until losing his boat again. And THEN after that, he joined the Pawtucket Brewing Company, where he currently works there today.

Randy: Damn, THREE job changes? He's surely quite persistent, I'll give him that! That must explain why Family Guy's still on despite the fact it got cancelled twice.

Adam: Peter's also married to his wife Lois, where he gave birth to three children known as Meg, Chris and Stewie. He also has a talking dog named Brian.

Randy: And and I though Homer choking Bart was child abuse enough, but by the graces of Zeno, Peter assaulting Meg is way worse! He flat out farts, assaults, abuses, and harasses his daughter Meg and constantly treats like her like she's garbage. Even the others join on the fun.

https://youtu.be/eiHklQvqLYw

Randy: That's just sick, man! How any of them aren't arrested baffles me.

Adam: It's most likely due to Peter being close friends with a cop named Joe Swanson in the first place, which really shouldn't be the case.

Peter Griffin

Can freeze frame in midair

Shapeshifting

Actually knows how to perform Hadokens and Shoryukens

Once every one he touched turned into Robin Williams

Insane durability

Sometimes he doesn't react to pain at all

Can fat fire

Extremely Fast for his size

Whilst playing laser tag (and possibly anything he gets hyper competitive during), breaks the laws of gravity, and can gain hyper-stealth temporarily

Had his own gravitational pull

Incredible singing voice

An incredible fighter

Road House

Has his own theme music (Cannot be Turned off)

Lost his hand, then regrew it near-instantaneously (Said hand grew an entire body, becoming an evil clone)

The PeterMobile

The PeterDactyl

The PeterCopter

The PeterBlimp

The Peter-Rang

A Literal Can of Whoop Ass

Hunting Rifle

Shotgun

PaTuket Patriot Beer

A suit made out of solid Gold

Pistol

Surfin' Bird Records

Tank

Knight Armor

Lance

Baseball Bat

Shrinking Gun

Moutain Climbing Gear

Bottles Filled with Horse Semen

Whip

Rubbing Alcohol

Razor Blade hair Comb

Razor Blade Fan

Machine Gun

Bunker Busten Mega Ultra Super Bomb

Grenade

Scuba Gear

M80 firecrackers

Mr. Zucchini Head

Axe

RPG

Ancient Haunted Indian Skull

Remote Activated Explosives

Wonder Twin Ring

Mech Suit

Red Bull (Gives Peter superhuman strength and speed, but makes him extremely hyperactive)

Adam: For someone as obese as Peter, he's surprisingly quick and can teleport, though he rarely uses this power. He's proficient with firearms and anything he could get his hands one and is skilled in hand to hand combat. Peter is even known to use cutaway gags and has insane durability almost similar to Homer's

Randy: Peter's got an insane healing factor. He once had his hand severed which not only regenerated, but the severed part became an entirely new Peter, albeit an evil one. He's also had several vehicles with his name like the PeterMobile and PeterCopter. And we can't forget about his farts. Yes, you heard me right, his farts.

Adam: Not only can he stun foes with his farts, but he can also fart fire and create fart clouds in the game "Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse". Okay, whoever saw Wario and decided to add his explosion farts to Peter, I'm going full on Karen and want to speak with their manager.

Feats

Temporarily joined the New England Patriots; being one of their best players( Got tackled by the entire Patriot team without any serious injuries)

Pushed a car off a cliff

Punched an orca whale so hard it was knocked back into it's pool during a visit to Sea World

Survived Point Blank Explosions frequently

Survived a beating from a group of deer with baseball bats

Survived two logs Smashing his Head Flat

Survived being crush by a piano

Stole the World's Best Joke (Guess What? Chicken Butt)

Survived Getting Mauled by a Mountain Lion

Beat the Giant chicken multiple times

Survived being Struck By Lightning

Survived Getting his head cut off

Took about 60 Tranquilizer Darts and still kept going

Fought Lois to a stand ttill

Opened up a Church/Religion revolved around Happy Days

Survived getting his flesh ripped off by the water pressure of a firehose

Survived getting crushed by a bus

Survived getting shot in the head twice.

Survived being stranded in the wilderness for two months straight, though it resulted in him becoming feral

Stayed up for 62 hours straight

Nearly superhuman drinking abilities

Defeated Mickey McFinnigan (Town-drunk of McSwiggan Village) in a drink-off. Mickey claims no one ever defeated him before.

While imbued with Death's powers, he drank 300 bottles of beer in one sitting. Other than being extremely drunk, he was completely fine

Surprisingly a great piano player when drunk

Beat the snot out of Lucy van Pelt

Dug a tunnel from his garage to the Drunken Clam

Should be comparable if not superior to Carter Pewterschmidt who knocked over five semi-trucks just by walking into them

Survived the Earth exploding in the bad ending of the video game, Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse (Although it's non-canon)

Should be comparable to Homer Simpson

Adam: Peter's strong enough to lift a fully grown man, tough to take a hit by a car, getting shot in the head by Quagmire multiple times, and even survived getting his head cut off by Brian. Because in Family Guy land, logic does NOT exist! And Peter brawls with his sworn rival, Ernie the Giant Chicken, at every chance they got, causing mayhem and destruction in their wake, and Peter always all of their duels.

Popup: Their rivalry started when Ernie (possibly unintentionally) gave Peter an expired coupon in the episode "Da Boom".

Randy: Yet somehow Ernie is still alive! And like we said before, in the crossover episode "The Simpsons Guy", Peter fought Homer Simpson to a standstill, which is as destructive as his fights with Ernie. He's even had his head crushed in and shrugged it off like nothing, damn! Why hasn't Looney Tunes made a crossover with Family Guy yet? It's less bloody but equally violent.

Weaknesses

Can still die

Peter's clones were destroyed by an explosion

Can still suffer (Short-term) brain damage

Suffered a stroke that paralyzed half his body (was able to recover with Stem Cells)

Mentally handicapped

Once shook his own baby to death to stop him from crying

Scared Of The Swamp Monster

Has been easily knocked out before

Bags of Nickels

Spinach doesn't help

Died in a car crash while drunk (was brought back to life by Death, although this would be outside help)

Can be childish at times

Effortlessly overpowered by his neighbor Rob Gronkowski, who was outnumbered and eating 3 footlong sandwiches during the fight

Easily overwhelmed by Liam Neeson

Was beat up by Jerome

Literally curb-stomped by Meg

Has been beaten up by Joe on several occasions

He along with Quagmire and Cleveland got beat up by Joe after he got legs

He, Quagmire, and Joe lost a bar fight against three US soldiers

Lost a wrestling match to his sister Karen

Was once raped by a Breeding Bull

As a Strawberry, he was raped by a worm

Once bought Volcano Insurance; he lives in Road island

Despite having a wide variety of great abilities and durability, he could be very much inconsistent most of the time

Randy: Of course, Peter still has his downsides. His durability is inconsistent depending on the joke. He's also lost numerous battles, including one against his wife, one against his handicapped cop friend, once against his own daughter, once against Liam Neeson and even lost against Vladmir Putin. You heard that right, Peter once fought the president of Russia! Hot damn!

Adam: And like Homer, Peter is an absolute idiot, diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" in the episode 'Petarded'. He even abused his family several times, notably Meg. For a guy who's constantly aggressive, he's been scared by lesser things. Hell, he was even raped by a bull and by a worm as a strawberry. I'm not fucking kidding.

https://youtu.be/EGSqUHxHNFE

https://youtu.be/nRjypDIsD1o

Randy: He's a horrible parent, but he's definitely not a horrible fighter. If reviving the show twice proves anything, it's that he's one persistent son of a bitch.

Peter: Nyehehehehehehehe!