Word Count: 1.3K

Warnings: language

IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT CREATED

Me: hey guys what's up

Captain Spangles: Do you need something, Y/N?

Me: Nope. Just wanting to know what's up with all my peeps.

Stinky Stark: Don't call us that. It's weird, Y/N.

Me: Jeez I'm sorry but y'all left on twenty different missions and left me home alone... AGAIN. I'm bored and lonely

Captain Spangles: Banner's still at the compound.

Me: Yeah but he's so antisocial and boring.

The Green Giant: You added me on this chat too, you know.

Me: oops lol sorry bruce

Main Witch Bitch: Aww Y/N I miss you too!! I will be home very soon I promise. And maybe we can all go see movie?

Stinky Stark: No. I really don't want to go out with any of you. Like, ever.

Buckaroo: Way to be rude, Stark.

Stinky Stark: At least I texted back faster than you did.

Buckaroo: I'm kinda in the middle of something right now.

Nat Attack: no you're not. We're in the same room. You're watching the Discovery channel.

Buckaroo: What a fucking sell-out

Viz: I really don't know how I feel about this group chat. I think it's not likely to end very well.

Me: GUYS!! Everyone is here now I think

Nat Attack: Barton isn't.

Captain Spangles: Did you add him, too?

Mr. Katniss: Right here, guys. Thanks for remembering me, Y/N *he says with sarcasm*

Me: Sarcasm noted, Clint. Apologies on my part *regretfully grins in hopes to keep you from being hurt*

Bird Brains: Oh you feel forgotten, Clint?! No one even fucking remembered me. NO, I don't text back and even when they realize someone's missing it's you they remember. Thanks guys.

Buckaroo: You're not very memorable.

Captain Spangles: Be nice, Buck.

The Green Giant: This is stupid.

Stinky Stark: Agreed

Me: Guys please don't leave me. I'm so ridiculously bored without you all here.

Captain Spangles: I'm sorry, Y/N. If it makes you feel any better, it's certainly not the same without you.

Me: okay yes that does make me feel a tiny bit better.

Main Witch Bitch: You should've come to Prague with me and Viz.

Bird Brains: and interrupt the love fest? Nah I think she's probably glad she passed.

Viz: ???

Buckaroo: Gross

Stinky Stark: If I didn't think Y/N would cry and take it personally, I would've left this chat by now.

Me: I don't know whether to be offended or ?

Captain Spangles: It's pretty safe to take offense to anything Tony says, doll.

Stinky Stark: DOLL? WTF I'm going to puke.

The Green Giant: Language, Stark.

Captain Spangles: ... I'm never going to live that one down, am I?

Me: NOPE LOL

Mr. Katniss: U punk ass bitches are draining my battery life, btw

Captain Spangles: BTW??? What does that mean?

Nat Attack: By the way; it means by the way.

Stinky Stark: Get with the program, grandpa.

Buckaroo: Yeah I even knew what that one meant.

Viz: I too was aware of that acronym's meaning.

Y/N CHANGED THE GROUP NAME TO 'Y/N'S BITCHES'

Buckaroo: What the hell, Y/N

Me: I created the chat, didn't I? I have the right to name it whatever I damn well please.

Mr. Katniss: I am a strong independent woman who don't need no man—I am no one's bitch, bitch *snaps*

Bird Brains: Damnit, Barton, I was just gonna say that !!

Captain Spangles: You snooze, you lose.

Me: Oh my god.

Stinky Stark: Don't ever say that again, please.

Buckaroo: lol

Nat Attack: Barnes you're not even laughing. I'm sitting right across from you.

Buckaroo: It's a figure of speech, Natasha.

STINKY STARK HAS CHANGED THE GROUP NAME TO 'TONY STARK AND A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS'

Me: wow has anyone told u that you're kinda an asshole

Stinky Stark: Come to think of it, maybe once or twice.

Me: Random question but does anyone have any clothes I can wear?

Nat Attack: what

Main Witch Bitch: Sorry girl I packed all of mine!!

Bird Brains: Child don't you have your own damn clothes?

Captain Spangles: I'll bet any of you twenty dollars she's just too lazy to wash anything, so she's got a pile of dirty laundry and nothing clean to wear.

Me: ...

Mr. Katniss: She's guilty.

Me: Okay not important, but I'm gonna steal something from one of you either way so if someone just wants to give me permission...?

Buckaroo: Go ahead. I know you're gonna take my grey sweatshirt anyway.

Me: THANKS!! You're the best, buck. love ya dude.

Buckaroo: Whatever

Nat Attack: Barnes is totally blushing rn

Bird Brains: WHAT?!

Captain Spangles: uh what?

Buckaroo: fuckin hell, Romanov. I'm not.

Viz: Now this is an unexpected turn of events.

Main Witch Bitch: Y/N!!! I TOLD YOU!! HE LIKES YOU!!

The Green Giant: Umm?

Captain Spangles: Who likes who now???

Viz: Oh dear.

Mr. Katniss: HAHAHAHAHA

Bird Brains: BARNES YOU JUST GOT EXPOSED, BITCH

Stinky Stark: I really want to be excluded from this narrative.

Me: Oh my god, Wanda. This is still the group chat.

Main Witch Bitch: OH FUCK

Stinky Stark: LOL

Captain Spangles: Hold on, hold on; are we talking about what I THINK we're talking about??

Bird Brains: Keep up, grandpa!!!

Main Witch Bitch: I cannot believe I just did that.

Me: Yeah, well, neither can I

Nat Attack: lol Barnes just left his phone on the coffee table and went to his room.

Stinky Stark: He's probably pouting.

Main Witch Bitch: Omg I feel so bad

Captain Spangles: Okay what the hell is going on?? Y/N??

Me: DON'T ASK ME! You're his best friend!

Captain Spangles: Yeah, but you're my best friend too. Aren't you?

Bird Brains: oooooh.

Me: of course, Cap. Why would you question that?

Captain Spangles: I guess I'm just confused because it sounds like something's going on with you and Bucky but no one has bothered to tell me.

Bird Brains: OOOOH SHIT IS GETTING REAL!

Stinky Stark: is this the twilight series or real life?

Mr. Katniss: Don't know, but it's fucking entertaining so I've made popcorn if you wanna come by and get some.

Main Witch Bitch: Guys I'm really sorry for bringing this up, it was literally just a joke.

Stinky Stark: no it wasn't. You have no sense of humor, Wanda.

Me: I literally am just as lost here as you are, Steve.

Mr. Katniss: and that's a lie.

Captain Spangles: A lie?

Bird Brains: You be making googly eyes at Barnes whenever he's in the room, Y/N!!

Me: I hate you Sam.

Captain Spangles: Really, Y/N?

Me: No!

Me: I mean maybe sometimes

Me: I don't fucking know anymore.

Mr. Katniss: Wow this is getting really intense.

Stinky Stark: I had no idea this is what we were signing up for here.

The Big Green Giant: Maybe we should all just disband the chat and talk about this later.

Bird Brains: Where we can't witness the drama firsthand?? No way Banner!

The Big Green Giant has left the conversation.

Stinky Stark: Party pooper.

Main Witch Bitch: Really sorry...

Main Witch Bitch has left the conversation.

Mr. Katniss: Aw damn, now I feel bad.

Mr. Katniss has left the conversation.

Viz: I knew this was bound to end in disaster.

Viz has left the conversation.

Bird Brains has left the conversation.

Nat Attack has left the conversation.

Me: Steve, what the hell

Captain Spangles: I gotta go, Y/N. I'll see you when I get home.

Me: Oh, okay. See you later I guess.

Captain Spangles has left the conversation.

Me: Well that was a fucking nightmare.

Stinky Stark: You're telling me.

Me: All I wanted was Barnes' sweatshirt.

Stinky Stark: You said you were bored—bet you're not bored anymore.

Me: Nope, that's for damn sure.

Stinky Stark has been removed from this conversation.

Buckaroo: Y/N?

Me: Uh, yeah?

Buckaroo: Is it just us now?

Me: Since you forced Stark off with probable consequences to follow when you all get back home... yeah, it's just us now.

Buckaroo: Good.

Me: Why, Buck? What's up?

Buckaroo: because... well, it's hard to explain.

Buckaroo: I want to tell you in person.

Me: Oh okay

Buckaroo: Can I call you?

Me: Sure, Bucky.

Buckaroo: Alright, doll. Give me five minutes.

Me: Okay.

Buckaroo has left the conversation.

Me: what the FuCKInG hElL wAs THaT?!

You have disbanded the group.

A/N: that was sooo fun to write, I can't even explain! I'm still down to write requests! I'm kinda stumped on some Bucky prompts at the moment, so if anyone has any requests let me know!

-Winnie