I, ( your name)

Swear that as part of this cult

I will appreciate CAPRI SUN in all ways possible

I will drink other drinks,

But I will acknowledge how superior Capri Sun is.

I will NEVER DRINK KOOL AID  UNLESS I HAVE TO GO TO A CAMP OR SOME CHEAP ASS ORGANIZATION THAT DOESN'T HAVE CAPRI SUN, BUT HAS KOOL AID LIKE WTF ARE THEY THINKING.

Anyway, I will be respectful to the other members. 

I will work at this cult/company to help those become pure using Capri Sun

I also agree to  discuss anything else I want to, like anime, or other stuff.

I will help anyone who needs my support or help.

This is my pledge to the cult.

CAPRI SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!