I have come to warn you about this demon

He  is a threat to our cult

He is DISGUSTING

He is a talking jug filled with blood.

We all know him

But recently, he has posed an even greater threat

As some of you know, I run a  bar, a Kitchen gun company, and a potatoe factory.

All 3 of these companies have been attacked by tape drones.

Sent

By

Phil Swift.

He is jealous of our success and has tried to steal our ideas.

And he has recently joined forces with the talking blood jug.

And now, a word from my pet dragon, Deathbringer

Deathbringer: Goo goo gaa urple boo boo

She's only a toddler

She said WE MUST ACT NOW AND DEFEND OURSELVES

and she wants a snack

Here's some mice and Capri Sun , girl.

So any ideas