Third person POV

You were in the kitchen making breakfast, well technically lunch because it was one thirty, you and Destery. All of the sudded, out of nowhere, the most ear piercing, high pitched, cringy, girly ass scream came from yours and Desterys (shared) room.

You ran into the room to see what was going on and there Des was. On top of a chair scared for his life just staring at the bed. "What's wrong now Dessy?" You asked. "THERE IS A FUCKING SPIDER ON THE BED! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!" He yelled. "OH MY FUCK GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!" He continued.

You rolled your eyes and searched the bed. You found a Daddy Long Legs near one of the pillows. "Oh my God Destery. It's just a Daddy Long Legs." You stated, putting your hands on your hips and looking at your scarred boyfriend. "EXACTLY! IT'S LEGS ARE SUPER FUCKING LONG AND IT'S FUCKING SCARY NOW KILL IT ALREADY!" He yelled.

You chuckled at him and left to the kitchen. "WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! DON'T LEAVE ME IN HERE!" He whined. "I'm just getting a cup you bug idiot!" You shouted. "I ASKED YOU TO KILL IT! NOT PUT IT IN A DAMN CUP AND PUT IT OUTSIDE!" He shouted back. "I WILL KILL IT! I'M JUST GETTING A CUP SO I CAN PUT IT IN THE DAMN THING! Jesus christ Destery." You yelled.

You went into the kitchen and grabbed a cup. When you went back into the room Destery was still on the chair. You sighed and put the cup on the spider. "There, does that help?" "NO I WANT IT DEAD!" "Alright alright alright. Geez."

You scooped the spider up with the cup (that rymes, lol) and went to the sink. There you put water in the cup and drowned the spider. "Destery! It's dead!" You informed.

Destery climed off the chair and out of the room. You sighed. He came from behind you and gave you a hug. "I'm sorry for yelling at you, I just really hate spiders." He apologized as he burried his face in the crook of your neck. "It's alright." You said, smiling softly and petting his hair.

"You're a big scardy cat though." You joked. "Hey!" He protested.