After much crying and squirming Law finally gave up on trying to dissect you despite you already being desmantled thanks to his weird powers and moved it to another day on his 'agenda'.

Honestly it wasn't so bad, it didn't even hurt, but the feeling had caught you by surprise! You started panicking when your body was scattered across the room, you really thought you were going to die. So now you felt like a fool for throwing a tantrum...

"Tch!" – Law clicked his tongue in annoyance and looked at your collected form with a deadly stare – "What a waste of time!... You better not trow any other tantrum from now on and listen to my orders without a whimp, understood?"

"Y-Yes!" – His stare turned into a glare and you shivered in fear – "I m-mean... Yes captain!"

His glare turned back into a cold bored stare as he adjusted his spotted hat for the tenth time that day.

"Good. Now, go make yourself useful and go clean the room next to mine. It'll be yours from now on." – He explained as he walked to the door and outside.

You followed him and waited at his signal, observing him unlock the door and open it. You quietly examined the open room and saw it had just a few nearly empty boxes and a lot of dust.

"This used to be a storage room so you'll have to get rid of all the junk the crew left and clean up afterwards." – He stepped away from the door so you could have a better look.

"Is it fine?..." – Law gave you a confused look – "To get rid of them?"

"Of course. If they left it there then it was because it wasn't important anymore." – He turned and walked back to his room without another word leaving you alone to deal with the problem yourself.

Looking back at the few boxes you walked inside and closed the door so you wouldn't be bothered.

You couldn't express how much it annoyed you to have to clean up the humans' mess but you also saw this as an opportunity to study them.

Back in the captain's room, when he used his powers on you, you realized you knew little to nothing about him and his abilities, or humans in general.

If you wanted to take them down then you knew you had to gather more information first, starting with these boxes...

There were 5 boxes in total, all of them closed and a mistery to you. Reaching for the first and smallest one, you opened it easily and stared confused at its contents.

"A man's best friend is a good pair of breasts..." – You read the title of the first one.

It looked similar to a normal book but it was much slimmer and had bright colors that catched your attention.

"I guess I should keep these." – You took out a few more reading some titles – "How to know when you're doing it wrong... Which foods help you grow it bigger... The female mind, the first volume to a guide inside the minds of these complexed beasts... Just my luck! Now I'll get to know humans way better!"

You laughed excited in a slight evil way thinking of the ways you would use this information in the future...

You walked to the kitchen almost skipping from how happy you were with the things you learned from those books today, along with Bepo who came to get you for dinner since you didn't know the crew's schedule yet.

"You seem pretty happy (Y/N)-chan." – Bepo commented.

"I am! I've learned a lot today, I feel great!" – You grinned at the now smiling bear.

"I'm glad you're adapting so well (Y/N)-chan!" – Your conversation ended as you entered the kitchen.

You followed the bear to the table and were about to sit when Law, who was already there, signaled you to come to his side, so you did.

You stayed on alert in case this was some short of trap and observed your new captain's facial expression, it made you a bit uneasy that he kept a straight face for so long. But then you remembered the books you read and it made sense...

You then noticed his chest tattoo sticking out thanks to his revealing black shirt.

"See something you like?" – He gave you a smug look but you didn't understand what he ment so you just kept looking.

"Did they hurt?" – You asked curious making him drop the act.

"Not really." – He stared back at you trying to figure out your thoughts but you kept ignoring him.

Sighing to yourself you tried to relax and looked at your plate filled with some weird human food you had never seen before.

"So this's human food..." – You admired its appealing smell and appearance.

"I hope you like it! I didn't know what you mermaids eat so I hope you'll like it." – One far away member of the crew, who you presumed was the cook, spoke.

"T-Thank you..." – You looked at all the smiling faces around you – "But how did you know I-"

"I already told them." – Your captain interrupted you and you felt your innerself wanting to slap his rude face.

You didn't comment and rather focused on eating.

As you clumsily held your knife and fork you were able to finally get a taste of the white and sparkling yellow thing on top of the brown bigger one.

"I-It's really good!" – You stood genuinely surprised as the crew and even captain smiled at your comment – "I never knew cum could taste so good!"

Suddenly the whole crew and captain spit whatever food, water or air they had in them and nearly choked to death with your comment.

"Huh? Why are you all choking?" – You looked at them alarmed – "I thought you humans were used to eating this, your throats must be very small if you keep on choking like this everyday..."

"OI! (Y/N)-YA! What do you think you're implying?!" – Law shouted angry.

You gave a light jump from the scare and looked back at him with a mix of confusion and fear.

"N-Nothing, I'm not implying anything! I-I-I just t-thought that's what y-you humans eat!" – Your pride as a siren suddenly disappeared as the dark aura surrounding Law grew bigger making you cling onto Shachi, who was beside you and currently smiling like a perv saying something along the lines of female skin being a blessing.

"Oh really?... And would you mind sharing how you found out about that?" – You were sure the submarine was now inclined with the weight of the crew shielding themselves from Law's deadly aura on the other end of the room.

"I r-read it on a-a... I don't know the name of it! I-I just read it s-somewhere, they looked like books!" – You put Shachi, who was still daydreaming, in front of you as a shield – "Besides, why are you so angry?! Shouldn't you have taken one of those pills by now, you damned woman?!"

This time even Shachi woke up to reality and his skin went pale.

"Oh n-no!... W-We're going to d-die!" – He whisper-yelled at himself.

"W-W-Wo-Wo-Woman?" – Law even had trouble repeating the word after you.

His eyes were hid behind his hat and his hands balled in fits trembled, opening and closing a few times.

"Y-Yes... Y-You're a f-female human r-right?..." – You didn't know where your courage came from but you kept going – "Your chest is very p-prominent... I can even see the other 6 breasts you t-terrene mammals have through your shirt... Y-Your choice of clothes, a-always matching... T-The heart tattoos, a simbol of r-romantic f-feelings males never w-want to talk about... And y-you always seem to be u-upset, so I t-thought... It might b-be your time of the month..."

By the time you finished the crew stood on the ground, passed out, along with Shachi in your arms.

"I-I-I'm sorry if I s-said something I s-shouldn't have... I just read the-" – You were too scared to care for your pride as a siren, you'd rather beg for mercy right now.

"Where?... Where are those books you read?" – Weirdly his voice sounded very calm, like the calm before a storm.

"I-In my room! I-If you want I could-" – You immediatly got up letting Shachi fall to the ground.

"Yes. Bring them to me." – He interrupted you again and you ran like your life depended on it.

You quickly took the box containing them and ran back to the kitchen where your captain awaited you with a hand in the air.

You put the box on his hand and jumped back, afraid of his next move.

"(Y/N)-ya, take Ikkaku-ya to her room and stay there until I saw otherwise." – He didn't move or even flinch from the weight of the filled box.

"R-Right away, captain!" – You went to Ikkaku and threw her on your shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

You ran without even saying goodbye and locked you two inside the female headquarters, trembling from the screams that were to come...

You woke up feeling energetic. Oddly, the night before didn't contain any screams... perhaps because the crew was already passed out when you left?

Either way you were just too curious to know what happenned to them, you even agreed to go out with Ikkaku so you wouldn't be alone fearing your captain might still be upset.

As you walked outside you two wondered through the corridors where crew was when suddenly a loud noise made it's way in all the submarine.

"What's this?!" - You yelled at the loud noise hurting your sensitive ears.

"This is the alarm used when we emerge. Come on, let's go on deck, the others should be there!" - Ikkaku dragged you by the hand despite your complains.

When you arrived you saw the whole crew already there and acting like nothing happened.

Had the captain suddenly went soft after all that happenned???

"Everyone!" - A deep voice called from behind you and you already knew it could only be your captain - "We'll stay here for the next three days and then depart, you already know what to get for the submarine so go get it! Then you're free to wonder around the island!"

He smirked at his last words making you and Ikkaku look at each other confused. You then caught a series of grunts and turned around to see the crew walking oddly.

"What's wrong with them?" - You spoke out loud.

Your captain refused to answer and instead just smirked wider. 

Ikkaku suddely tugged your arm and pointed towards the uniform of one of the crew members. Focusing your eyes on the ridiculous jumpsuit, that you too wore by the way, you saw a small empty space in a shape of a box.

You gave an even more confused look to Ikkaku and she giggled playfully rolling her eyes. She then came closer to your ear and whispered...

"The captain took their crotches!"

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"What's a crotch?"

A/N: Soooo, did you like it so far? :)