(Edited a mistake (both parents being dead when i said Lynn sr. Made dinner in the first chapter) and a few spelling errors)

-Wednesday, 12: 36 PM. Royal Woods Airport-

A tall man was walking to a taxi after exiting his long plane ride from New York.

Driver: Hey bub. Where ya going?

The man smiled as he looked at a family photo from his younger years.

???: Take me to The Loud House good sir.

The Driver nearly spat out his coffee at the sight mention of Royal Woods most notorious family. They all were wild, loud, and destructive! It was a relief to everyone when one of them even moved out, meaning less noise complaints.

Driver: Why on earth would you even think about going to that mess of a home?! The people in it are rude, obnoxious, and too damn loud!!!

The man frowned at this slanderous remark. This was uncalled for and down right rude. He looked into the rear-view mirror and noticed the name tag on the driver was very familiar to him.

He smiled as he worked his magic.

???: Wow. You must really hate this family.

Driver: Sure do.

???: and why is that? They never tried to hurt anyone and even when they messed up, they usually made up for it.

Driver: pfft. Yeah right. Stop being an dumbass and listen to yourself! These idiots are unlikeable trash.

???: Hmm.. I hear myself loud and clear sir. But, I must add that you seem a bit familiar to me. Maybe its your name tag perhaps?

Driver: So what? My name is Chandler. Whats the big deal?

???: Ah yes, Chandler. Now its coming back to me. You're the rich kid who would bully others just because you were higher class?

Chandler: Hey! Where in gods name did you hear that? And yeah? Who cares?

???: Well I heard it got so bad that you got your own ass beaten by one of the siblings of your victims. It was Lynn Loud Jr. correct?

Chandler didn't respond, only working a nervous sweat.

???: Yes, that's the one. No.. It was the entire baseball team! Almost every single bone in your body was shattered like a glass door!

Chandler: How... How did you.. know that last part?

???: I have my ways. After that incident, you moved schools but dropped out a few months later when you couldn't get teachers to give you good enough grades with your "Bribes".

Chandler: Well.. uhh..

???: You had to be homeschooled after you just dropped out! And here we are, you driving a cab at some airport because you were a piece of scum your whole life. So I don't think you can talk crap about my family with that kind of track record.

Chandler: You're family? Wait a damn minute!

He looked into his mirror and saw that familiar white hair that in his mind got him into the place where he is today.

Chandler: YOU SON OF A-..

Before the former rich kid could throw a punch in anger, he felt a sharp pain hit his cheek, realizing that Lincoln had pimp slapped his face hard, leaving a red mark.

Lincoln: Now, how bout you take me to the Burpin Burger without any sound coming from you and we can continue on our merry way. You got that?

Chandler put his hand on the wheel and tipped her hat down is shame.

Chandler: Yes sir..

-Ten Minutes Later-

Lincoln arrived at the Burpin-Burger and ordered some food. He came out and ate outside under one if the shaded areas (like a "Sonic").

Lincoln (now 23) had gotten pretty tall these past twelve years. He had on a white shirt with an open orange vest along with a little brown scarf and some baggy jeans that were a bit ripped on the knees.

The white haired loud bit into the tasty burger, savoring the delight that was the nostalgic taste of the Burpin Burger.

Lincoln: Man. It feels good to be back in Royal Woods! I wonder what everyone had been up to lately.

???: Hey Little man! You gonna say hi to your cool sis?

Lincoln looked and saw a muscular woman with a biker helmet get off her red and white motorcycle.

Lincoln: Sis? Who are you?

The woman took her helmet off, revealing a familiar short brunette.

Lynn: It's me bean pole! Who else did you expect?

Lynn Loud (now 25) had gotten taller but was a bit short to some standards. After years of mastering every sport, she had gained a very muscular and curvy figure.
She had on a sleeveless red shirt with a sleeveless leather jacket that was ripped in the shoulder area that revealed her freckled arms and with some tight fitting jeans that hugged her muscular thighs.

Lincoln: Lynn!

Lincoln dashed towards his sporty sis and gave her a big hug with her hugging back.

Lynn: Long time no see little bro. Or is it big bro now?

Lincoln: I'm guessing life gave you the gains but not the height?

Lynn: Hehehe. I guess so! Looks like you got the height but not the gains!

Lincoln and Lynn both chuckled and sat down with Lynn taking an extra burger that Lincoln had.

Lynn: So. Hows life snowman? Anything cool happen with the whole artist thing? You getting jiggy with Ronnie?

Lincoln: O-oh! Well.. I'm pretty rich I guess. Me and Ronnie live in a nice apartment in a nice part of the city. How bout you? Any sports?

Lynn: Kinda fell out of it. Got a bit boring and way too time consuming for me and Margo. But I'm doing street racing and it's awesome! You get so much dough for winning! Anyway, how's Ronnie been? Isn't she preggers or something?

Lincoln: Yeah but she insisted on me going to the reunion. Guess she.. needed some alone time..

Lynn: Yeah.. Hey. You wanna head to the house? It'll be easier than carrying those bags by walking all the way over there.

Lincoln: Oh sure! Thanks for the offer!

Lynn and Lincoln got on the motorcycle and drove off. Lincoln hugged Lynn from behind tightly.

Lynn: Are.. you afraid of falling?

Lincoln: Maybe..

Lynn: Hold on! I'm gonna do some cool shiz!

Lincoln: LYNN NO!!

Lynn: YEE-HAW!!!!!

Lynn moved the front wheel up, tilting her and Lincoln onto the speeding highway.

Lynn: HELL YEAH! THIS IS AWESOME!!

Lincoln: I'm gonna die!!!

Lynn: Quit being a coward and enjoy it!

Lincoln: It's called common sense you beef-head!

Lynn: Well look who worked up a mouth! Let's try a shortcut!

Lincoln: Oh goddamnit!!!

Lynn made a sharp left off the highway and onto the road below to another cramped road, landing into of an eighteen-wheeler.

Lynn: It feels good to be back home!

Lincoln: I should be just walked..

Lynn: Don't be such a wuss and enjoy the view! You can see the house from here! Lucky for us, this road leads us to the neighborhood!

Lincoln: that's a relief...

Lynn: Get on, here comes our stop!

Lincoln: What?! But we aren't even close to the neighborhood! You said this truck would lead us!

Lynn: Lead us. Not take us there! Get on! I'm not driving backwards at rush hour!

Lincoln: Doing just that sounds like something you would do..

Linc and Lynn got back on the bike, Lynn drove off and landed onto the road leading towards The Loud House..

- Five Minutes Later-

Lynn: Man. This place looks just the same! It's strange how Lucy kept it tip top shape. Especially since.. Mom left..

Lincoln hugged his big little sister. The death of the Louds mother was a huge shocker to everyone. It was awful, a horrible accident from a robbery gone wrong. But they pulled through their lives since its what she would've wanted.

Lincoln: It's amazing to think it's only been twelve years since we were all together. As a family..

Lynn hugged him tighter and walked upstairs.

Lynn: I'm gonna check out my room. See ya.

Lincoln: See ya.

Lincoln walked upstairs, not too happy to sleep in the walk in closet once again but maybe it'll bring him some good old nostalgia. As he got up, he heard a monotone voice.

Lucy: Help.

Lincoln: Huh? Lucy? Is that you?

Lucy: Above you.

Lincoln looked up to see the goth librarian halfway stuck in a vent, her wide hips were stuck in the vent, making her upper body hang out.

Lincoln: Hehe... L-lucy? You.. uuhh... H-hehe... S-stuck?

Lucy: .....Yes.

Lincoln was trying not to burst out laughing. Lucy was always told she wouldn't be able to fit in the vents someday and it looks like today was that day.

Lincoln: Just. Give me your.. h-hands..

Lucy reached out and grabbed on, Lincoln and Lucy pulled on each others hands.

Eventually, Lucy got out and with Lincoln catching her from her fall.

Lucy: Thank you Lincoln. And it's nice to see you again.

Lucy (now 20) had gotten the most curvy in a way. She had on a black long sleeve shirt and knee length skirt with little cartoon bones on the bottom that hugged her figure nicely. She had become a best selling horror writer and librarian at the Royal Woods Library. She was the one that owned the house as their father gave it to her in case he ever passed away.

Lucy hugged Lincoln before having to walk away.

Lucy: I need to check on Lynn before she wrecks the place. I'll see you later, Linc

Lincoln: You too Luce.

Lincoln walked to his old room to see everything was in place but the room was even bigger! Lana must have worked her magic.

He sat his bags on the floor and laid in bed.

Lincoln: Today was a strange one. But.. I've missed the strange days here. This is going to be a nice two weeks.