10 (Lisa and Darcy's Bizarre Adventure)
(A/N: Yes this is kind of a filler chapter but I wanted to have some fun! And I got some nice art I wanted to use from the amazing omegacrow once again! (Thanks dude!) So.. Without any more time-wasting.. onto the chapter!)
A nice sunny day was shining down on Royal Woods. It would usually be nice and cheery but things seem to have changed since recent events.
Crime seemingly going up and down, the X's (The gang in this story as a reminder) have been running rampant around the town and even around the big city. Stealing things, shoot outs, kidnappings, all the bad stuff a gang does. Things have gotten better in some fashion ever since the Royal Frog appeared out of nowhere and began to fight against the gang. Now, most of the citizens are under this massive fear that anyone could be working for them. It's a mass panic in a way of terror and suspicion.
We cut to the Loud House once more to see Lisa Loud experimenting with more animal DNA from samples she's collected from the woods, the zoo, and in case of exotic animals, goes to the lab located downtown. She had five of these beakers, all a different color from Red, light blue, purple, and black.
Lisa: All I need is to complete the other four. However, getting those scorpions and spiders will be difficult if I want to live for this project. Even so, these need to be toned down if I even want to test it on someone. I don't want another Lana incident. I should probably tell her about it.
Lisa continued to work and tinker with her lab until she heard a loud knock at the front door.
???: Hello? I would like to sell some cookies you might like!
No response from anyone, most likely assuming it was another salesman that came to bother them about some soap or in the case sell some new healthy cookies that taste like dirt.
*knock knock knock!!!
Lisa: *sigh... Fine... If it'll make that obnoxious racket go away.
Lisa got off her chair and walked downstairs. It was a bit strange to the young scientist, however. Everyone was under some mass panic and most people didn't even go outside anymore so why would a salesman try to offer bad or shady products to people who are a bit on edge.
Lisa: I guess they try to take advantage of the situation as most of the civilians stay in their abodes instead of heading into town. You would get more sales if you found occupied houses.
Lisa got downstairs and stood in front of the door. The knocking continued no matter how long she waited. Must be one of the desperate kind.
Lisa opened to not see a salesman, but her girlfriend Darcy with a wagon of girl scout cookies.
Lisa: Darcy?
Darcy: Lisa! I thought nobody was home. But yay!! You're home!
Darcy gave Lisa a big hug, which Lisa returned. Lisa and Darcy walked inside (Lisa bringing in the wagon of cookies) and sitting on the couch.
Darcy (now 16) had grown up into a nice yet plump girl. While she stills maintains the pureness of a four-year-old, she is a bit more self-aware and smart (due to Lisa being her tutor), and she learned that she loves making people happy so she began to bake cookies and became a girl-scout.
She had on a light blue shirt with red flowers on it, a light blue sleeveless vest with a girl-scout sash that had many badges on it. A light brown skirt with yellow smiley faces on it and some red knee-high socks.
Lisa: So Darcy. What invites you to my home today?
Darcy: Well, I wanted to hang out with you! All of my friends have moved or won't respond to my calls! And...
Lisa: and what?
Darcy hugged Lisa again.
Darcy: I just missed you is all... Maybe we can go on a nice walk? A date! A date seems fun to do!
Lisa: hmm... While I would normally accept your offer of a bonding session, I am currently busy with my work. Maybe another time?
Darcy: Aaaww... But Lisa! We hardly hang out anymore! Ppplllleeeaassee????
Lisa was about to decline until Darcy started giving her a sad face. Lisa tried to refuse but just couldn't say it and not feel guilty. And it did seem like a nice time if it was just her and Darcy.
Lisa: Well... Ok. It wouldn't hurt to stretch my legs.
Darcy: Yay! Can we go, please???
Lisa: Yes yes. But before we do...
Darcy handed Lisa some Thin Mints like she read her mind.
Darcy: Your favorite!
Lisa: W-well... Thank you... Darcy. Shall we go on that date?
Darcy: Sure! Where would you like to go? It's your pick!
Lisa: Hmm... Well... The Burpin Burger sounds good right now. If I think about it, the line would be shorter due to the current circumstances and prices will be low in an attempt to make some more sales from the scared populace.
Darcy looked at Lisa like she just spoke alien.
Lisa: *sigh. Because of everyone staying in their homes, we might be able to get more food at Burpin Burger.
Darcy: Oh! Okie Doki! Let's go before they get sold out!
The plumpy girl-scout grabs her small wagon of girl scout cookies and dashes outside with Lisa.
Lisa: May I ask. Why do we require the need to take the cookies with us?
Darcy: Oh uhh... I don't want your siblings to eat them all.
Lisa: But you would be able to make sales from that. They always payback and the money earned would be most likely doubled since all of my elder sibling units are back in Royal Woods.
Darcy: I just.. wanted to try selling to new customers in the area?
Lisa: Fair enough I suppose. Now, let's eat some nice burgers.
Darcy: Yay!
Lisa and Darcy leave through the door, ready to begin their date.
-Meanwhile, in Lola and Lana's room-
Lola: Eeeeee!!!!!! Lisa and Darcy are going on another date!
Lana: Yeah? She's been with Darcy for five months now. It's not surprising.
Lola: Lana, this is Lisa Loud we're talking about! The girl we thought didn't even like cute kittens, has a girlfriend! Just the thought of her even being in love is just... Hard to believe!
Lana: I guess you're right. Darcy was just way out of the left field to think of! But they kinda work together confusingly. Darcy is very happy and childlike and Lisa is. well...
Lola: Lisa.
Lana: Exactly.
Lola: Hey Lana... You were able to turn into your mutant form at once right?
Lana: I only found out a few days ago but yeah?
Lola: Follow Lisa and Darcy in case they get into any trouble.
Lana choked on her water in shock.
Lana: You want me to what?! What if someone sees me?! They can see me clearly in the freaking day!
Lola: No one can figure out your identity if you wear a hood or something. Even so, cameras can't pick up your full body picture perfect if you move so fast when jumping!
Lana: *sigh... I guess your right.
Lana got her stretchy clothes on and crouched down and focused hard and turned into her mutant form.
Lana: I'll see you later.
Lana hopped out of the window and gave chase to the two teens.
Lola: While she's gone, I'll continue to work on my super suit! I can't wait!!
-With Lisa and Darcy-
Lisa: Wow. Royal Woods was more empty than I thought it would be. The most we've seen was a few teens walking around.
Darcy: Things get more active at night is what my mom says. That's when it gets dangerous.
Lisa: Guess that makes a bit of sense. It always has and always will in this town.
As they walked around, Lana stalked them and hopped around from the rooftops. Even she was surprised at the town's sudden quietness.
Lana: Damn... This place has turned into a creepy ghost town. I hope I'm able to put an end to all of this soon...
Lana followed Lisa and Darcy to Burpin Burger which only had a few cars.
Darcy: This place gives me chills...
Lisa: Even I admit the scenery is sending chills down my spine. Hopefully, the food here will quench my hunger and extinguish my chills.
Lisa and Darcy go inside and see no one is in the Burpin Burger except the cashier.
Cashier: A customer?! Oh! Welcome to Burpin Burger, how may we help you?
Lisa: My partner and I will have two cheeseburgers, please.
Darcy: And a Soda, please!
The cashier nods and goes to the kitchen and Lisa and Darcy sit down in a booth.
Lisa: So Darcy. What do you think of recent events regarding the whole gang and things?
Darcy: It makes me scared... Given what I've heard on the news, it seems they have a lot of firepower with them but they seem to only attack at night.
Lisa: I'm sure it's only to strike fear into the public, trying to give a message that they can strike when they want to.
Darcy: That sounds awful...
Lisa: Indeed it is unfortunate. So, what do you think of the new mutant girl in town?
Darcy: *gasp! The Royal Frog?! Eeeee!!!! She's so cool!!! She's like a superhero that protects Royal Woods! I hope I get to meet her someday... That would be amazing!
Lisa: Hmm... I guess that would be fascinating to meet such a specimen. Probably I new species of human or a lab accident waiting to be discovered.
Darcy: But... It seems she only comes out at night sadly...
Lisa and Darcy kept talking until the cashier brought them their food and began to eat.
-With Lana-
Lana was talking to Lola on the phone as Lisa and Darcy carried on eating.
Lola: Jeez. It's that boring?
Lana: Yep. I get that Darcy may have a surprise like she usually does but this is dull!
Lola: Well... You said Darcy wants to take a picture right? Then go take a picture!
Lana: I'm not gonna go ask for damn autographs!! That would be too suspicious and I haven't reached that level of superhero to ask for autographs!
Lola: So you do want autographs?
Lana: of course I do dumbass! Signing people's stuff and hanging out with fans would be sweet! But now is not a good time.
Lola: Guess you're right. Hey, didn't they say they were going into the woods?
Lana: Well... The woods at the north of town but it's owned by some hermit rich people so no one goes in it. Unless...
Lola: Follow them into those woods. And if they don't, make them follow you into the woods.
Lana: So... Just show myself? How?
Lola: Call in an order to Burpin Burger and come in when it's ready?
Lana: Hhmm... Let's try it.
-15 minutes later-
Darcy: mmm! That was tasty!
Lisa: I agree, Darcy. My hunger has been quenched.
*ding-a-ling!
Cashier: Ah you must.. be the... g-guy who... placed an order...
Darcy: No way...
Lisa: I can't believe it...
Lana: Yep! Am I on time?
Lisa and Darcy watched in amazement as the frog girl just casually strolled in and grabbed an order of burgers for herself. It was one thing that she's out in the day, but another that she's just out in public!
Lisa(Thought): What on earth is Lana doing? Did Lola send her to watch over us like children?! Well... I guess this is an interesting way to spice the date up. I admit this was a bit boring for me. Sorry, Darcy.
Darcy: Lana look! It's the Royal Frog!!! oooh!!! She's so cool!!!!
Lisa: Perhaps.
Lana: Well thanks for the food! See ya!
Lana walked out and jumped away. Darcy and Lisa dashed after her and looked when Lana escaped into the northern forest.
Darcy: C'mon! Follow me!
Lisa: I don't have much a choice.
Darcy grabbed Lisa's hand and the two ran off to the woods to give chase.
Lisa: S-slow down Darcy! I can only.. run for so long!
Darcy: This is probably the only chance we have to take a picture with the Royal Frog!! This will be awesome!!
Lisa and Darcy run deep into the woods, eventually coming across a big cliff that showed a view of the giant forest with a very large five-story looking mansion in the middle. Lisa and Darcy were well aware of the mansion in these woods but they never actually got to see it before. It didn't look like much but it somehow gave off an evil and foreboding aura, sending chills down Lisa and Darcy's spines. Everyone knew of the mansion's existence but it seemed no one had ever actually seen what the mansion looked like.
Lisa: wow...
Darcy: I feel... Uneasy. Like there's something wrong coming from that mansion but I don't know what...
Lisa: I agree wholeheartedly. However, it may be due to loneliness and the setting of the mansion. Forest homes are a bit chilling in some places.
Darcy: Let's... Walk somewhere else...
Lisa: You lead the way.
Lisa and Darcy walk back into the woods, seemingly to have given up looking for the dashing frog girl. It was a bit disappointing but they couldn't complain too much as they did get to see her up close. Lisa sat down by a large tree, tuckered out from the 50-mile dash into the woods Darcy made her do.
Darcy: You tired?
Lisa: Tired? Darcy, I'm exhausted. Sorry to say but, I think we should end the date here.
Darcy: Well... That's fine with me. You do seem tuckered out. I could go for a nap as well.
Lisa sighed and patted the ground beside her, signaling Darcy to lay by her. Darcy laid against Lisa and hugged her tight. Lisa, still with a straight face, hugged Darcy.
Darcy: I had a great time Lisa. You made my... *yawn... day...
Lisa: You're very welcome Darcy. It's.. always a great pleasure to have these outings with you.
Darcy: I'm glad I... met you... Lisa... zzzzzz...
Darcy fell asleep against Lisa, who held her nice and tight.
Lisa: *yawn... Sweet dreams... Darcy...
Lisa falls asleep, holding Darcy tightly with a small smile.
-Three hours later-
Lisa: Mmph.
Lisa woke up to see Darcy still sleeping like a baby. Even Lisa had to admit she looked adorable.
The young scientist noticed her phone was out of her pocket and barley in arms reach. She reached for it and unlocked it in case anything got deleted only to something...
A selfie of Lana smiling with the two sleeping teens in the background. She was doing a peace sign with a little wink.
Lisa smiled and put the phone in her pocket.
Lisa: Thank you... So much Lana.
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