A/N: I DON'T OWN THESE CHARACTERS AT ALL. ONLY A FEW MAIN OCS AND THE RESTS ARE JUST BACKGROUND CHARACTERS OR MINOR CHARACTERS. WARNING! - Swearing, Blood, Violence, Lewd Jokes, Deaths, Crossover Pairings, OCXCanon and Yaoi (Though, one of them is very one-sided). Enjoy my fellow ninjas and kunoichis.

The group runs through the hallway and enters the elevator, which they went to the second room. Once the elevator made it to the second room, the four runs out of elevator and rush to the driving room, where they meet up with everyone else.

"What the fuck is going on here?" Ragna asked Johnny, who is pressing a lot of buttons while steering the wheel.
"What's what I want to know!" The pirate captain shouted at him back in panic.

Then suddenly, a dark grey screen appears on the window, showing a boy with straight, short, white hair, glowing red eyes, deathly pale skin that would be unhealthy for an average human being, a black collar and a black jacket.
"Hello there...fellow enemies..." He said in a rather creepy tone.
("Who the hell is that kid?") Ragna thought.
"Hey, brat, who the hell do you think you are?" Sol asked in a harsh tone.
"Oh my apology," The boy apologised, "My name is Hacker and a member of Bowser's science squad, so naturally, I'm trying to stop your progress... hacking your system and shutting down your engines."
"Welp...shit.," Sabrina said while Tao tilts her head in confusion.
"Ahh... what's going on?" Tao asked.
"Tao! You do realise we were hacked, right?" Luna asked, which only make Tao tilt her head again.
"It means we're going to crash!" Starlow panicked as the floor starts to shake a lot.
"Everyone! Grab hold of something and fast!" Ky ordered everyone, which they all did and suddenly, everything turns black...

(Later)
Ragna slowly opened his eyes as he saw Raichu who looks like he's about to cry, which he softly smile as he crawls out of the rubble, he sits down with his knees and hugs the crying Raichu to his chest. "Relax Rai, I'm fine now, I mean, I'm talking, aren't I?"
"I...I know...but...but..." Raichu starts sobbing more as more tears are streaming out of his eyes, "I don't want to lose you like I lost my old trainer!"
"...I know you don't..." Ragna comforting Raichu as he rubs on his forehead and holds him more tightly, ("I can never forget that traumatised expression on his face the moment I saved him from that assassin.") "Come on, we need to find the others."
"Are...are you sure you can stand?" Raichu asked with concern.
"Yeah...remember, enhanced endurance?" Ragna smiled as he slowly gets up and grabs an edge of the rubble to keep himself from falling, "Now, let's get going, shall we?"
"I'll go check on the royal family!" Raichu said as he was about to run off until a certain female voice calls out.
"MILORD!"

"Baiken?" Ragna turned to the right and saw Baiken limping towards him, as she grabs another edge of the rubble to hold herself together. "Are you okay?"
"I was going to ask that question first, you idiot!" Baiken yelled at him, "I mean, how will your parents react if they find out I fail my duty as a retainer for the heir!?"
"Look, I have enhanced endurance thanks to my Azure blood," Ragna telled her, "Besides, I been through worse!"
"... Very well..." Baiken sighed.
"Good, in that case," Ragna then asks, "Can you look for the others, to check if they're okay? You too, Raichu."
"Will...do..." Baiken nodded, as well as Raichu who says, "Yes your majesty."
"Seriously Raichu, at a time like this?" Ragna asked the mouse Pokemon.
"Sorry, sorry, couldn't help myself." Raichu apologised and then run off.
"I'll be going as well..." Baiken said as she about to walk away, until she felt a hand on her left shoulder, which she turns around and saw the hand belongs to Ragna.
"Don't push yourself, okay?" Ragna asked with concern, "I'm not planning on letting anyone dying on my watch, got that?"
"... Ha..." Baiken chuckled a bit, "Despite trying to come off as rude, you really do have a heart of gold, just like Queen Peach and a heroic spirit like King Mario."

Ragna stayed silent as he lets go of Baiken and see her off to find the others. He lets go of the edge and walks around the rubble as he starts calling out for the others until he saw locks of blonde hair and a pink hairclip underneath, which his eyes became widen and screams, "SABRINA!"

He quickly limps towards his sister and lifts the rubble with ease, though he shakes his arms a bit before kneeling down and turned over his unconscious sister, and put his hand on the top of her chest, which he sighs of relief. ("Oh thank god, she's still alive.")

Ragna then puts both of his hands on her chest and starts pushing it, which made her cough up a bit of blood and slowly open her eyes, which she mutters, "Oww...that hurts...". Sabrina gets up in a strangling way and turn to the right to her older brother and hold her stomach, "Brother...?"
"I'm here, don't worry..." Ragna comforted her, which only made her eyes became watery, making him chuckle a bit, "Aww, does little sis miss me?"
"Sh-Shut up, idiot!" Sabrina told him, which made her blush a bit of embarrassment and covers her face, "Arceus I sound like a shitty tsundere character..."
"Ha ha ha, true dat," Ragna teased his sister a bit, "Anyways, can you stand up?"
"Ha! What do you take me for?" Sabrina asked with arrogance, "A weakling? Not a chance!"

Sabrina slowly gets up with a few pains here and there, though Ragna grabs her hand to help her, which she responds by snitching her hand away from him and dusting out her clothes, which she says, "Thanks, bro."
"No probs, now let's find-"
"RAGNA! SABRINA!"
"What the-Gah!"

Suddenly Peach hugs the siblings by surprise as she is bawling her eyes out while the two look at each other awkwardly before returning the hug to their mother. Peach lets go of the two and start drying her tears away with a smile.
"I'm...I'm sorry, I...was so worried that you two are...are..."
"Relax mum, we're fine," Sabrina ensured her mother, "We're not going let some rubble kill us, right bro?"
"You were crying when you saw me," Ragna reminded her, which she lightly punches him in the shoulder.
"Oh, shut up you!"
"Oh, Arceus!" Peach gasped as she grabs both of Ragna's wrists, noticing a lot of bruises and a couple scars on them caused by the crash, "Oh Arceus, those look quite serious..."

Then her hands start to glow brightly as his bruises and scars slowly disappearing into thin air as if they never existed. Peach lets go of his wrists and smiles while Ragna rubs both of his wrists as he whispers, "...Thanks..."
"What did you say?" Peach asked as she tilts her head a bit, which made Ragna startle a bit and looks away.
"Nothing..."
"Tsundere!" Sabrina teased her brother, which annoys him a lot and turns to her with an angry expression.
"I AM NOT!"
"YES, YOU ARE!"
"AM NOT!"
"AM TOO!"
"NO IM NOT!"

"Bambino!? Bambina?! Peach?!" A certain Italian accent called out, "Are you guys there?!"
"Dad!" Sabrina calls out, as the trio looks up and saw Mario, Luigi and Daisy standing on top of some rubble. "Yo! Over here!"
"Yes, I can-a-see you, my Bambina!" Mario smiled and sighs out of relief.
"I'm-a-coming nipote!" Luigi called out as he carefully steps on a piece to get down, but sadly slip on one of the stones and starts crashing down from the rubbles, making Peach, Mario and Daisy gasp while Sabrina and Ragna just sweatdrop.
("And here I thought I'm the universe's punching bag.") Ragna thought as he sees his adopted uncle laying on the floor, quickly getting up while laughing off like no big deal and rubbing the back of his neck.
"Mama mia, are you okay, Luigi?" Mario asked his younger twin brother as he slides through the rubbles along with Daisy, as the two run to the green-clothed king.
"Yeah, don't-a-worry, Mario," Luigi ensured with a thump-up, "I been through worse, ha ha ha!"
"Well, that's good...I guess..." Mario said with uncertainty as he turns to his family and says, "Let's-a-go, everyone."

Mario points as the front direction walk away and everyone follows, Peach's eyes widen a bit and turn her head to Ragna.
"Oh yes, there's your jacket and shirt, Ragna-dear." Peach reminded him as she takes out his trademark jacket and long-sleeved black shirt.
"Oh thanks, Peach, I need that." Ragna said, "Now, just let me take my shirt off and we're good to go."
"What about your hakama?"
"...I'll keep my pants on, thank you very much," Ragna said sarcastically as he takes his sleeveless shirt off, which shows off his muscular and lean body with eight-pack abs, which shocks his family, as Mario and Luigi look at their own chubby bodies with sadden looks, Peach and Daisy is pricelessly shock while Sabrina is holding back her laughter, "Alright, give me my shirt."
"Oh, umm...sure..." Peach said uneasily as she gave him his black shirt, which he puts it on and zip it up, then he turns to his left and notices his sister is secretly laughing at him.
"Oi, what's so funny?"
"Oh nothing," Sabrina lies with a smirk on her face, "Beside the fact I'm laughing at the fact you're still a virgin despite having a body like that."
"SABRINA!" Peach yelled out with a red face of the fact her own daughter made a dirty joke.
"Oh come on you guys," Sabrina smirks again, "You know it's true."
"Well, have you considered the fact that, maybe, just maybe that I'm too busy with my bounty hunting career to have sex."
"...Well, if you SO insist..." Sabrina said sarcastically, which made Ragna rolls his eyes over while the rest just sighs and Peach gave him his jacket, which he gladly takes and puts it on.
"Oh, there it is, everyone!" Mario cheered as he points at the bright light, which everyone nods and run towards the light.

A/N - Before you ask, yes, Ragna being called a tsundere may or may not be a running gag throughout the story and once Pit and Palutena enter the party, oh boy it's going to be crazy, I'll tell ya... I hope you're enjoying the story, my fellow ninjas and kunoichis! Kuno out!