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Alex's POV

"FUCK!" I screamed, and sat back down on the bed, rubbing my butt. John shot up and turned to me worried. "You did this to me." I complained, getting up slower.

John grinned and checked his phone. "Hey, want to go out at IHOP with the crew?" He asked. I nodded and went to get changed. My phone buzzed on the counter as I was struggling with my pants.

Group chat with: 👼, Pregananant, HorsesForFucksSake, Marie‑Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de La Fayette, Marquis de Lafayette🍞, MidnightLARA🌕, Lizard, DamnFool, and TURTLESeatDOLPHINS.

👼: Hey guys lets go to IHOP 8 am be there or else

Pregnananant: Lara is getting her iphone 8 set up, so she can't text. She told me to say that she is coming.

TURTLESeatDOLPHINS: Well come

DamnFool: We'll*

HorsesForFucksSake: dont b so uptite brr wer cuming 2

DamnFool: Okay I'm gonna go just off a bridge. Alexander gets my stuffed pony.

Marie‑Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de La Fayette, Marquis de Lafayette: chil bur

DamnFool: Goodbye.

I stiffled a laugh as John and I walked to the IHOP. When we walked in, we saw a guy with messy brown hair arguing with a waiter. As we got closer, I could pick up what he was saying. ".... Five cents! I am only missing five cents! It won't mess up anything! Please, miss!" The man said to the angry cashier. "Sir, do you want me to call security? Pay me the five fucking cents!" She screeched.

I set a nickel on the counter and hissed, "I hope you're happy for disrupting a whole restaurant because a man didn't have 5 cents." She stared at me, and then realized that a bunch of people stopped talking at their tables to see what was going on.

The man looked a bit relieved, he had a small to-go drink in his hand. "Thank you.." He sighed. I smiled reassuringly. "My name's Alexander, you are?" He grinned. "Fredrick."

"So that is Herc, and last but not least," I took a giant breath before saying, "Marie‑Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de La Fayette, Marquis de Lafayette!" I wanted as Laf grinned. "I go by Laf." Fredrick smiled, he seemed mature. (And I'd talk more.. More... MORE!)

And completely gay. My gaydar was beeping.

John falshed me a look, I could tell he was thinking the same.

"So Alex.." Laf said seductively before laughing. "What?" I replied, confused. He snickered. "Last night THE WHOLE CREW came to ask you to the bar. Let's just say it was around 8:45." He grinned, and John and I both blushed. The Sisters, including Nightlara and Maria, were giggling like crazy. Herc was waving his eye brows. Fredrick seemed confused, but he seemed to shake it off.

After we had gotten to our dorm, my phone buzzed.

DamnFool added FredrickBean to ThE meSSeD Up cReW

Ah. I see another couple growing. Freburr it is. Let's see how this goes. 

"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." John screeched.

"WHAT IS IT BAE?" I screamed. Oh shitacos. That's nasty. Onion was laying on her bed upside down, an egg squeezing out of her ass. "I DON'T LIKE TURTLES ANYMORE!" I screamed, walking to the kitchen. Ugh. I feel like barfing.

Nasty creatures.

The next morning, I woke up, got ready, and left while John was still asleep. Precious. Classes were boring everything was boring.

Ugh.

At lunch I sat next to everyone like usual. Peggy, Maria, and Night stood up. A small silence fell over the group as Maria cleared her throat. "Lara, Peggy, and I have an announcement. Wwe're dating. Sooo.." She trailed off. We all cheered. Herc looked confused.

"What do you call three people dating?" He asked, still confused. Maria shook her head, rolling her eyes.  "Polyamory, genius." She said, arms still around her two girlfriends.

"OHHHHH." Herc dragged, still looking a bit confused, but happy. Suddenly the 3 girls were leaning over a bit, liquid dripping down their clothing and their hair. Behind them stood the one and only Thomas Jefferson.

"Already bad enough you sluts are fags, now you're in a poly relationship?! Lord, this is fucking disgusting." He drawled, empty soda cup in hand. I clenched my fists in anger, glaring at him. How dare he mess with my friends? I was about to stand up when someone yelled behind me.

"MR. JEFFERSON! WHAT gives you the right to use such foul language towards these young ladies?" Growled a familiar voice. Mr. Washington. I was suddenly very glad I didn't punch Jefferson.

"It's a- a joke!" Thomas sputtered. "What kind of JOKE makes it okay for you to call them 'fags' and 'sluts'? And pour soda on them? Meet me inside." The older man was yelling now. We all shrank back as they walked away.

We were looking back at them when we heard a small sob. We looked back to see Peggy, hair dripping with soda, sobbing and shaking violently while holding her baby bump. She looked so small and frail, so...

After helping Maria and Nightlara take her to her dorm, John and I walked in silence, hands intertwined.

"Poor Peggy. She was  impregnated without her consent, beat up, called a fag and a slut.." John whispered as we walked to our bench at the park.

~Weeks later~

We were going to the Schuyler's Mansion for Thanksgiving/Christmas break, since Alex said he didn't want to stay with his family and I didn't trust Dad enough yet to take Alex there with me.

"Okay! Done!" I said, suitcase in hand. It was the one I had used when I first came here. John had his suitcase too, and the food bag. We ran out and got into the fancy blue sports car.

Eliza was driving us, and Angelica was taking Herc and Laf, and Peggy was driving her trio. Fredrick went with Burr. They started dating a week ago.

John and I sat together in the back watching videos. John started tickling my arm and I laughed. "John stop! That feels weird!" I giggled. He pinched me a little. "OW! Not so hard!"

"No cum on the roof or the seats. And no loud moaning." Eliza said,not looking up from the wheel. "Eliza, don't worry, we aren't having sex!" John and I laughed. We spent the rest of the drive sharing food and listening to each others stories. I wish life was like this all the time.

So I made my mom watch a bootleg of Hamilton on YouTube and she is walking around screech/singing "Look around! Look around!" She also decided to look up a summary of the songs from Hamilton because she couldn't understand what was happening, so during 'What'd I Miss?' she said, "Did Eliza actually burn the letters or is that just to show how angry she was" and I was like MOM you spoiled it for everyone (but me) cuz my stepmom was watching it too and she heard. Mom doesn't understand how to watch stuff.