My peppy morning routine
When I said peppy... Well, I lied. This is my everyday morning routine.
*dad bangs on door yelling 'you're gonna be late for school"
*moans* dad... Just five more minutes.
Dad: NO! Get up NOW
*falls back asleep* dad bangs on door, comes in and drags my blanket off of me.
*groans* *rolls out of bed* *falls back asleep on floor*
*checks time* 8 O'CLOCK?!?! School starts at 8:15!!!!
*randomly puts on articles of clothing and runs downstairs*
Mom: honey, your pants are on your head again.
Me: *looks down* and my bra is on my thigh... And my shirt is on my butt, and my underpants are substituting for what's on my thigh... How is this even possible???
Mom: lovely. Go fix yourself.
*fixes clothes and still manages to arrive at school on time*
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