me: *takes 30 minutes to actually get in the shower because I'm screwing around or getting distracted*

*gets in shower*

*belts favorite songs*

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*brother knocks on door yelling 'shut up you sound like a dying mule!'*

*starts to actually wash self*

*screeches and flails arms as I get shampoo in my eyes*

*razor slips and I cut myself*

*runs out of hot water and screams as ice cold water hits my body*

*frantically tries to turn the water off*

*opens shower door and falls on face*

*tries to get up but falls on face AGAIN*

*wet hair sticks to clothes and soaks them*

*sits in bed reading for hours*

*goes to bed at 2am*