*texting*

me: Hey, I wasn't at school. Can you send me the homework?

friend: no! You weren't there. Ask the teachers tomorrow.

me: OR, you can just tell me NOW

friend: no.

me: jerk. I'll go text someone else.

me *to other friend*: wasn't at school today. Can you give me the homework?

friend: I'm busy. TTYL.

me*2 hrs later*: now?

friend: ask someone else.

me: I did.

friend: ask another person.

me: I don't have anyone else's number!

friend: GO GET A LIFE THEN!!

me: .....

me: thanks for all of your help. I knew I could count on you.

friend: No problem!! 😘

me: we are no longer friends.

friend: WHAT?!

me: I'm sorry. The person you are trying to contact doesn't like you due to the fact that you won't give her the homework and you are a jerk.

friend: Thank you!

me: you're welcome.

friend: now talk to me.

me: I'm sorry. The person you are trying to contact doesn't like you due to the fact that you won't give her the homework and you are a jerk.

friend: OH COME ON!

me: I'm sorry. The person you are trying to contact doesn't like you due to the fact that you won't give her the homework and you are a jerk.

friend: ......

me: I'm sorry. The person you are trying to contact doesn't like you due to the fact that you won't give her the homework and you are a jerk.

friend: you're not gonna let me get the last word, are you?

me: no way. I'm sorry. The person you are trying to contact doesn't like you due to the fact that you won't give her the homework and you are a jerk.